Red Bull - Tumblr Posts
This bullshit so damn bloody, must've drank a red bull.
-Caige
babe wake up, Ferrari is accusing Red Bull of cheating
ferrari is presenting a dossier to the FIA that outlines the improbability of Red Bull adhering to the budget cap. Binotto thinks they've brought too many significant upgrades to be sticking to the budget cap, it's not an official protest yet but it's basically the first step
Helmut Marko said, AND I SHIT YOU NOT, Ferrari think we're cheating bc Carlos keeps crashing and we don't have that same problem at our team so instead of repairing the car every weekend we can actually bring upgrades babe 💅💀
I asked my parents if I could get a Brown Betty (aka a mini teapot).
My parents were alarmed by this because I don’t tend to enjoy warm beverages (coffee, tea, hot chocolate, etc.)
I said I wanted one for myself because I can put anything I want in it. And I would love for this to happen:
Brenda(? or someone): oh tea, how sophisticated.
Me: no it’s redbull
Brenda: w-what?
Me: Brenda, I was up till 3am let me drink my redbull
Grumpy toddlers
"This is childish on the radio" - RB
"This is for the good of the team" - McLaren
You messy bitches you. F1 saw the FE race yesterday and didn't want to be outdone.
will i be the bad guy if i say i really don't want a verstappen comeback
Lunch break from working for the man. What's a girl got to do to become a WAG?
youre the best damn thing to happen to me in a while
youre my sun, my moon, my motivation
you make me work so hard my body shakes,
i become so productive to the point that i couldnt remember what i was doing for the past 5 hours
red bull you promised me everything
why red bull
you knew what would happen before it became a thought
from the first can i knew i was lost.
you werent what i thought you were.
but red bull,
you have me on a leash
no matter how horrible my stomach hurts
no matter how much i hunch over as my chest began to ache like never before,
how blurred my vision became
im hooked.
im too far gone
because red bull i can never leave you
red bull i love you
red bull please dont leave me
red bull im begging you
Kwik Trip
i thank you for returning my beloved to me. on this disgustingly warm 5:45am you returned the crispness of a red bull to my lips. the sweet flavour graced my lips finally after two long days. the chemicals pouring into my body return me to my machine state, i become a workhorse once again.
thank you kwik trip for returning my beloved to me.
your sweet tender kiss on my lips
the sensations shooting through my body each time we meet
early morning excursions
you shoot through my brain, lighting my mind on fire
i love you red bull
decided to switch it up today and get the dragon fruit red bull. it feels like im cheating
hahahaha the time when my boss had me do a project at work and it was something ive never done before and i was straight tripping from so much red bull i was questioning my humanity hahahahaha that was so funny did i mentione i had no idea what i was doing
i saw a red bull truck going down the highway a few days ago and the absolute JOY i felt like omfg i legit squealed like a teenage girl holy shit i need that truck i love red bull so much its my entire bloodstream atp
Enemies to Lovers type of situation 🥸
Fuck Romeo and Juliet I want whatever the red one from the prancing horse vroom team and the blue one from the energy drink vroom team got going on
i wonder… could lestappen possibly be… a klance variant???
me, a girl, looking at dannys photo dump
i think everyone loves max because they see themselves in him in different aspects
