Relatable Text Posts - Tumblr Posts
I’m obsessed with emitting a dim beautiful ethereal glow at all times
“i saw this and it reminded me of you” ok when do we get married
when u reblog a post from ur mutual and put some funny shit in the tags and then they like ur reblog. THAT’S my shit right there. getting a good grade in mutualology, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
how do people not !!!!!! in their emails. how do they resist the urge to put a little smiley or a little <3 at the end of their sentences. how. i just want to call everyone my beloved and sign off with a little xo at the end.
Sibling culture is barging into the other’s room, staring at each other for a good five-ten minutes, saying “beans” and running away
If smth lgbt doesnt happen to me soon im going to go into deep slumber for a hundred years
Older sibling response is weird like i want to make sure you've eaten, i DO want to bully you, i want to protect you, i want to fireman carry and body slam u on the couch and tell u to go to bed, i want to make up bullshit lies about how things work and see how long u believe it, i would kill for you, ur gross, u will forever be an infant to me, stop touching my stuff, chill out ur like 10, im proud of you, etc etc im sorry that even tho i was the test run the adults found New and Interesting ways to fuck up with you
sorry for leaving for five days with no notice and then suddenly spam reblogging do you still love me
but mom i didn’t choose to be transgender, tumblr just banned me from being a #girl
man if i can’t tag posts as ‘me’ anymore how am i supposed to communicate to my followers that I’m a mouse lemur that’d like to be held gently and fed fruit pieces, whenever I reblog a post that’s relevant to that highly specific scenario
the formerly persecuted tumblr desktop users are standing tall and proud today