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10 years ago

#2 On the House

Dear Journal,

So After I'd wiped the stains out of my mattress with a trusty old white tube sock I realized two things.

1) I had no intent on getting outta bed that day, mainly due to a ton of partying and getting veritably drunk off my tight ass the night prior.

2) I was hungry as a mother loving fuck.

So I did what any lazy ass, lazy ass would do. I got out my iphone (which I bought just to make it onto the site "Guys With Iphones") and I called up the nearest Papa Johns. Usually I call Pizza Hut but I was craving the garlic sauce more than a cat in heat craves a dick. I never call Dominos.

...Never. Not again.

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So in seconds, I was anticipating an answer to the dialtone so that someone could take my order, but I wasn't expecting the guy that answered to have the sexiest voice I've ever heard.

"Thank you for calling Papa Johns, what can i do for you?", he asked. 

I replied, "Me". 

"Sorry, what was that?", he asked.

"Oh, I said could I get an extra large sausage?", I replied.

I proceeded to give him my address so he could deliver that extra large sausage I'd been craving.

"Alright, I'll have that to you in 30 minutes or it's on the house.", he said. 

After that was done I hung up the phone... but that wasn't the only thing that was "hung up"

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His voice was so deep and masculine. It had all the immensity of thunder. Surely a voice as deep as the one he had came from an equally hot body, I hoped. Either way, I surely wasn't gonna let my colossal bone go without pleasure. I whipped my dick out of my white boxer briefs and trailed it up and down with my hand-- making sure to grip the base extra tight and squeeze the tip as I passed it. As you could imagine, I lost track of the time extremely easily and I didn't notice the pizza man knocking. Lucky for us both that in my drunken stupor last night I couldn't manage to lock the door behind me. He noticed the door was unlocked and came walking in from inquiry. He saw me pleasing myself and I guess he liked what he saw. He stripped down and sat on my lap; our cocks pointing up in the air at each other. He then pushed my hand off my cock and replaced it with his own. In no time he was vigorously jacking us both with long, tight strokes. I'm not gonna lie, it was hot. It was electric-- and neither of us could contain ourselves. In about a minute after he started, we both shot immense loads into the air. 

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We sure weren't gonna stop there. I picked his heavy, muscled frame off my lap and put him on his back on my leopard print rug. I dived right into that tight ass the first chance I had. I was pushing in and out of this man so fast in no time. Apparently I was doing it well too because he covered my rug with a thick pool of fresh, hot semen. 

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I came inside of him in no time. Exhausted, we both collapsed on the floor, straddling our own 'sausages'. Looks like my pizza wasn't the only thing that was "on the house" that day. So was the pizza man and his "love stains". 

Until next time.

Sincerely,

#2 On The House

p.s.

It took me a couple washes to get his semen out of that rug...


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10 years ago

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

Dear Journal,

That delicious extra large sausage I had yesterday was amazing!-- and the pizza was pretty good too-- only thing is that it completely destroyed my abs! I may be lazy, but you can bet your sweet ass that I'm gonna keep this body lookin' right! So, that meant one thing: it was time to bust out my brand new gym membership card. I had to switch gyms because this old man-- he had to be pushing 88, at least-- kept hardcore raping me with his lust-filled eyes. I wasn't havin' none of that. No sir.

I arrived at the gym with the intent to get my body right and tight again, when I saw the most beautiful black stud ever.

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

This guy was hot, sweaty sex on legs! Before long, I was stealing glances at him in the same way that old man had to me. The sweat just glistened on his ripped body while he was doing bench presses kinda like how a honey baked ham does in the sunlight. I couldn't stop thinking of how I wanted him to bench press me...

all...night...long.

It wasn't before long that we found ourselves locking eyes. I was embarrassed so I just decided to hit the shower and go home to save myself any further embarrassment. I headed to the locker room and undressed. I heard someone entering so I reached for my towel to cover myself, and that's when I saw him. That same black stallion had followed me into the changing room. He stared at my instant rock hard cock and then trailed up my body with his eyes until he was staring right onto my blue eyes. I heard his sweatpants hit the floor.

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

He walked over to me and, with almost no effort from him muscled upper body, lifted me up and laid me on my back on a locker room bench. He pushed my thighs apart and laid in between them. His hot, sweaty pubes on my hot, sweaty pubes. Our dicks rock hard against each other. Our nipples rubbing against another's own. 

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

He raised my legs up and put them over his big shoulders. His head lowered to my balls. He started teasing my hole with his tongue. 

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

He had me moaning like crazy. I wanted him inside me. Bad.

He flipped me over on my stomach now and wasted no time. "You ready?", he asked. Without giving me a chance to respond, he was balls deep inside me. 

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

He was ramming me like never before. I could feel his dick getting hotter as it starting uncontrollably pulsating. I guess my ass was nice and tight on his big black dick. After a while, he shouted and warned me that he was gonna cum soon. I told him to wait. He pulled out of me and I sat down on the bench. I told him to get on my lap and finish us both off together. He happily obliged.

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

We both shot impressive amounts of cum from our big, meaty sticks. Our semen mixed together and oozed down our dicks. I cold tell that I was gonna love this new gym...

Until next time.

Sincerely,

#3 Locker Room Shenanigans

p.s.

Once you go black, you don't go back...

(to your old gym) 

;)


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10 years ago

#4 Sauna Situation

Dear Journal,

That new gym I had recently became a member of was quickly becoming the best place ever. The only thing wrong with it was that the steam room was closed for reconstruction. Everyday I checked to see if it was finally finished-- and for a while I was always disappointed-- but one day, it was finally open for business. In preparation for taking the steam room's virginity I had the most intense workout session ever! I was blasting my quads, ripping my abs and flexing my biceps so hard that morning that I hadn't noticed this one guy following me around all day. He was deeply entranced by my workout regiment.

#4 Sauna Situation

He was apparently really into me and it's not like I would've minded anyway. He was a tall, muscular Hispanic man with wavy black hair and green accents. Unbeknownst to me, he followed me into the newly opened steam room after i finished my work out. I sat down to melt away in the steam and that's when I saw him. He walked in and closed the door behind him. He then began to suggestively adjust his towel in front of me-- even opening it so that I could clearly see flashes of his dick. Seeing his cock, noticing his half-chub, was enough to confirm my belief that he wanted me right here right now.

He sat down next to me and began whispering close into my ear naughty, seductive things about what he wanted to do to me. At some points he would switch between english and spanish. I won't lie, I thought that was hot. He leaned in to kiss me and I pushed forward, accepting his advances.

#4 Sauna Situation

I trailed down his body with my hand, making it to his towel. I rubbed over his crotch, noticing an immense dick begging to be released. I'm a rather generous person, so it'd behoove me not to lend my special form of assistance...

I knelt down in front of this big man, and unwrapped his package from his towel. He sure was happy to see me because I was immediately greeted by the most beautiful uncut cock I'd ever seen! It had a perfect shape, it was fat and heavy, and it was leaking with precum. I started munching on his bone like I was starving-- and he was loving every second! He couldn't stop moaning. He gripped my hair and pushed me down further and further on his shaft. He stopped moaning long enough to tell me that he was about to blow. I stopped sucking long enough to tell him to go for it; cum in my mouth. He wasted no time in shooting thick glob after glob of that hot, salty baby elixer down my mouth. I swallowed every drop that made it inside.

#4 Sauna Situation

He'd gave me all of his... Now he insisted that I return the favor. You know me, I'm a giver. The rest is history...

Until next time.

Sincerely,

#4 Sauna Situation

p.s.

Seriously, is this the best gym ever or what!?


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10 years ago

#5 Str8 Bait

Dear Journal,

In light of recently getting acquainted with my new gym 'buddy', there had been some pretty exciting 'developments' in my status quo. It was about to get even more exciting...

So one day, after getting back from the gym, I decided to see what was new on facebook. I saw that I had one new message-- sent by one of my best buds from college named Matt. It turned out that he was visiting my new city of residence for some business meeting. In no time I was responding with my address so he could find me when he was free.

Oh, by the way, this is a picture of us from some party back when we were in college. He's the one with the beer. (Obviously.)

#5 Str8 Bait

He came over at about 7pm that night-- with 2 packs of brewskies. We got caught up and after downing all the lager we were both feeling dandy. 

"I wish I had my girlfriend to get me off right now, man", said Matt  

"Well... I could help you with your problem.", I said

"I'm flattered, dude but you already know I'm all pussy, my friend!", Matt laughed

"Ever been blindfolded?" I asked. "A hole is a hole to a dick, man, and it looks like you could use one right now." 

"Damn dude, you're right. Well, I guess it couldn't hurt..."

After years of wanting to, I finally got the ok to go down on my friend. I blindfolded him up, stripped him down and grabbed the lube out of my bedroom dresser. I firmly gripped the base of his cock and started rubbing him until he was rock hard.

#5 Str8 Bait

It was obvious that he was extremely turned on-- his cock was leaking like crazy already. I teased his cock even more, jerking it faster and faster; squeezing his balls while I stroked his sausage. I was determined to prove to him that men really do know how to please men better than women. You need strong, skilled hands  to get a big man off. 

Pretty soon, I had him beggin' for me to suck him off. I was gonna tease him a bit more, but I guess he couldn't take it anymore so he grabbed the back of my head and lead it down to his hot, leaky, pulsating meat stick. 

#5 Str8 Bait

It tasted good. Really good. Nice and salty and warm. I was slobbing all over his knob. He was a man who knew exactly what he wanted when it came to getting a blow job. He was directing me like freakin' Steven Spielberg!

#5 Str8 Bait

I was more than happy to fulfill his every desire, after all, that's what any good friend would do. Pretty soon I was down to his pubes. This continued for a while...

He was loving what I was doing to his dick so much that he almost came.

"You're gonna make me shoot, bro! Can I fuck you?" 

Whoa! All I expected was to give him a blowjob, but if he wanted to fuck, well that's alright with me too!

He laid down on my bed. His cock was pointed up straight, like he claimed to be. I wasn't too sure after this...

"Get on top, Rick.", He told me.

I rode that stallion all night long...

#5 Str8 Bait

"Dude, you're much better at this than my girlfriend!" He said.

"I know.", I replied

I continued to ride him relentlessly. We both came massive loads in no time. 

"I see I gotta visit my best bro more often..." He told me after we had both finished.

You know, before that night me and Matt were best bros, but something told me we were gonna see each other much more often now...

Until next time.

Sincerely,

#5 Str8 Bait

p.s.

On the Kinsey Scale, I'd say Matt is a solid 5. 

;)


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10 years ago

#6 Welcoming the New Neighbor

Dear Journal,

I am the luckiest son of a bitch in the world! You wanna know why? Today I got a new neighbor-- and not the "I hate these bastards" type either. Here's what happened.

I woke up one morning to find that the house next door to me was finally sold. I had known it was available ever since the sweet little Italian Grandma died-- R.I.P., slut. I'll miss you and your cats dearly. She was quite promiscuous and I used to visit her so she could tell me all about her whoring.

Anyway, I watched the UHaul truck pull into the drive-way and I died of boredom. I'd figured I would see the new neighbors eventually.

Later that evening, I heard a knock on my door while I was watching the funniest fucking episode ever of the The Big Bang Theory. I was not happy about being taken from Sheldon Cooper's erratic erudition to entertain a visit, but that all changed when I opened my door and was greeted by the face of a god.

#6 Welcoming The New Neighbor

His name was Jack-- you know, like "Jack me off, right here, right now!" 

"Hey, I'm Jack, your new neigh-"

and before he could even finish I had invited him in.

After talking to him for a while I had learned some important facts.

1) He was single and lived alone.

2) He was a porn director.

3) It was for Gay Porn!!!

Holy, fucking FUCK had I hit the jackpot! Without further adieu, I started to be very blunt with him.

"With a body like that, you should be in the videos not filming them...", I said

"Haha, You know, I actually used to be." He laughed

"Well how about we make one right now..." I suggested

He didn't say yes-- rather it was implied when he started taking off his shirt. And everything else.

In moments, we were both stripped down and on my reliable red couch when he started to go down on me. 

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He was definitely experienced when it came to sucking a cock. He slobbed all over my engorged tool; using his tongue on me like a lollipop. Had me thrusting my shaft deeper into his throat the way he was teasing me by working the tip. 

"How about you show me how you fuck." He said

"Oh, I hope you're ready!" I eagerly replied

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I plunged my man-meat far into his tight, wet hole. It was heaven! I never wanted to stop.

"Damn, man, you fuck like pornstar! It feels good!" He yelled

I was giving him every inch of my dick; going balls-deep in him, plow after plow. 

"Now let me show you why guys can't get enough of this ass..." He said

And with that, he squeezed his buns really fucking tight around my hard dick. It was the tightest ass I've even been inside. With every pump I was significantly closer to shooting my load.

"Oh fuck, I'm cumming!" I yelled.

I tried to pull out but that's when he squeezed so hard that I couldn't get out. 

"You're not going anywhere." He told me.

Oh, and neither are you... 

I love my neighbors.

Until next time.

Sincerely

#6 Welcoming The New Neighbor

p.s.

If you thought you had good neighbors... 

Well, I win.

;)


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10 years ago

#8 Valentines Day Surprise

Dear Journal,

Happy Valentines Day! I hope everyone's day is starting off on the right track-- I know mine did. Do you remember my new neighbor, Jack? Well, He had came over to hang out with me last night. He showed up at my doorstep yesterday night to kill time with one of his newest buds with beer, videogames and a large pizza. He ended up crashing at my place on my couch, even though he lived right next door. This morning I found out that that was actually his plan all along. He wanted to give me a Valentines Day 'Surprise'-- and pleasantly surprised I was when I woke up and found him feeding me his nuts through his tight black speedo underwear.

#8 Valentines Day Surprise

He was a kinky son of a bitch. I loved every bit of it. He had already stripped me down before I had woken up and he was going to let me use him as a vessel of my perverted desires, but I had a surprise for him as well. I do remember that the last time we 'played' together I ended up having all the fun by doing the plowing. This time I pushed him down and spread my tight hole for him. Instantly realizing what this meant, he lubed up and jammed his hot slab of beef into that warm, welcoming hole.

#8 Valentines Day Surprise

Man, he was big and he knew how to use that in his favor! The way he was giving it to me left no doubt in my mind that he really was a former pornstar. 

"Hey, Rick, I'm getting close. Where do you want it?!" 

He said, trying his best not to send thousands of his seeds loose into my ass that very instant. 

I'll show you..." I seductively said.

I laid him out on my bed and began sucking that bug knob of his. 

"If you keep doing that... I'm gonna shoot." He said

I sort of smirked at him while he was still in my mouth and that gave him all the answers he needed. He let loose down my throat that very second. It tasted all hot and salty. I swallowed it as it shot out of his urethral opening. I took my mouth off of him and he still kept sending tons of semen flying out of his big dick.

I guess he really liked his V-Day gift...

Until Next Time.

Sincerely,

#8 Valentines Day Surprise

p.s.

I might actually be falling for this one...

We'll see what happens.

Happy Valentines Day!


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10 years ago

#10 Tight Grip

Dear Journal,

So after Jack and I realized that we wanted to be more than good friends, Jack was spending more and more time over at my place. It was really fun! We had even given each other keys to our respective houses. Usually he stays over at my house which means that I would have someone to help me out with my morning wood, however the night before he went back to his place. I reached into my undies and tried to "work it out" myself...

#10 Tight Grip

but, alas, Little Rick had grown accustomed to Jack's warm accommodating mouth. I couldn't blame him, Jack sucked dick liked a pro (because he was).

After failing to satisfy myself as Jack so easily does, I decided to have breakfast over at his place. He never buys cereal so I grabbed two bowls and my box of Frosted Mini Wheats and headed over. 

So fast forward and we're sitting and eating Mini Wheats when Jack notices my hand descending to my briefs and rubbing them firmly. That morning wood was very persistant-- and seeing Jack in a tight shirt wasn't making it any better. Jack knew what was up already and he stood up and walked behind me. Without warning, he thrusted his hand right down my boxers and whipped out my dick. Damn, this guy really cuts to the chase, right?

#10 Tight Grip

He lubed me up with some of his good ol' reliably warm spit and started hammering away at my bone. Jeez, Jack jacked like a pro! He has a really firm grip, but he knows when to loosen it as well. His fist was gliding and grinding over my dick like crazy!

"How'd you get so good at this?", I said.

"Haha yeeeears of practice.", he chuckled.

Even though he laughed as he talked to me, he was 100% serious when it came to getting me off. To him, it wasn't a game. It was a sport-- and he was the reigning champ. 

He continued furiously stroking my wood and feeling me up. He started licking my ear and then he whispered something

"Cum for me baby. You can do it..."

As soon as he said that wouldn't ya know, semen shot out my dick like fire hose. It was thick, creamy and hot.

#10 Tight Grip

"Good work, babe", he said.

After the creamy end, he got a towel and started cleaning me, and some other things I hit as well, up. He licked up the globs that landed on my ear and the side of my face. I was still having spasms when there was a knock at the door. Jake gave me a pat on the back and proceeded to go see who was at the door. 

Things were about to get a bit more interesting...

Until Next Time.

Sincerely,

#10 Tight Grip

p.s.

3 ain't a crowd when you're with me... ;)


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10 years ago

#11 One, Two, Three-Way

Dear Journal,

I've been gone for a while, but I'd be a bastard if I didn't tell you how the rest of the day went after Jack answered the door...

It turns out the visitor was a Mormon who wanted to lecture us about the virtues of Mormon-ism or something like that. More importantly, he was a HOT mormon, so Jack just couldn't find the strength to turn him away.

#11 One, Two, Three-Way

Turns out that this Mormon guy didn't have the strength to resist his urges when he saw me half-erect cock hanging outta my boxers. He just stopped and stared in awe. Fast-forward through a bit of coaxing and dirty talk from Jack and I and we had this Mormon sandwiched between us on Jack's bed.

#11 One, Two, Three-Way

Jack and I are big givers. We gave this guy both of our cocks at once. He didn't know he could do it but pretty soon we proved him wrong. We started humping the fuck out of this guy --and he was having the time of his life! He loved it so much he let me and Jack shoot inside of him. He moaned like crazy as our hot, salty seed filled him up. 

"How 'bout we finish him off, Rick?", said Jack

We laid him out on his back on the bed. Man, was his cock big; it was one of the biggest meat sticks we'd ever seen! We both made our way down to his crotch with our tongues. He wanted it bad; the slightest lick made him moan. It wasn't hard at all to make him explode...

He made sure to leave us a big thank you (all over the sheets) to show his appreciation.

#11 One, Two, Three-Way

Damn, we need more Mormons in this neighborhood. We're gonna have to keep him around for a while... you know... for Mormon stuff.

;)

Until Next Time

Sincerely,

#11 One, Two, Three-Way

p.s.

If you've seen The Book of Mormon, insert witty reference here.

p.p.s

If you've seen Latter Days, insert witty reference here. 


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10 years ago

#12 Hotel Room Service

Dear Journal,

It's been a while... again.

Jack died suddenly in a car crash while coming home from Chipotle about a year ago. I was feeling down about it -even more so because I was the one who had sent him out late that night. It seemed like once he was gone I had lost everything: my vitality, my drive, and even my libido. I just couldn't bring myself to do anything, but that all changed when I got a surprise invitation in the mail this morning.

#12 Hotel Room Service

Who had sent me this invitation, and why did they want to keep their identity a secret? And why do they love me??? No offense, self, but you've punched a few grandmas in the grocery store... Well, whoever it was and for whatever reason I didn't really care. I didn't have much excitement going on in my life right now anyway so I said "What the hell", and just packed my bags for sunny San Fran.

#12 Hotel Room Service

Boy that was a long-ass, fucking flight! I got to the St. Regis just when midnight hit, and the only thing shittier than U.S. Airways aesthetic is their in-flight food. I was hungry as fuck so all I could do when I got to my room was change into a t-shirt and sprawl out on the bed. After a few minutes of calming down I was all like, "Shit, I'm still hungry!". Seems I forgot about that. Well, they did say all expenses paid so I guess it was high time I took them up on that offer. I picked up the sleek, black cordless room phone and dialed the number for room service. A guy named Joe picked up the phone and told me to go ahead with my order. Not caring about my sexy body anymore after the death of Jack, I began ordering food with abandon, with the most noteworthy item on the list being a big, juicy slab of steak. One so big it would choke a baby. Joe told me that it'd be right up...

After about 10 minutes of waiting I was about to go bananerz when I finally heard a knock at the door, followed by,

 "Room Service!"

I jumped outta the bed and within seconds I was opening the door, but I did not expect what was behind it...

#12 Hotel Room Service

"Hey, I heard you ordered the steak, correct?" he said.

"Yes that's right, but where is it? I don't see it.", I replied in a whiny way.

"Oh, I've got your meat, but it's not from any cow.", he responded.

"Then where is the meat, and what animal did it come from?", I answered, annoyed. 

"Close your eyes and open your mouth and you'll find out..." He told me.

So  I closed my eyes and opened my mouth just for kicks. I was standing there for a full minute before I sensed something happening. This guy put his hands on my shoulders and guided me to a kneeling position, and then he said. 

"This cut of meat is from a George. I think you'll find it super thick, juicy, and veryyyyyyyyyy satisfying. 

Now open wide."

#12 Hotel Room Service

Wow, George tasted really good. I could barely get my mouth around it because it was so thick. With every bob it got a little saltier but that's just how I like it. I opened my eyes and to no surprise this guy had his cock in my mouth. He started moaning loudly after a couple minutes of spit-shining. 

"Tastes good doesn't it?! Yeah, you ready for some dessert?!" He moaned.

#12 Hotel Room Service

Before I could even nod I felt a thick load of salty George shooting into my mouth. 

"Swallow for me baby." he said.

"Why not", I thought to myself, and gulped him down like a cold Gatorade.

Damn, I wasn't even hungry after that, which is good because at that point I was ready to collapse into bed. Apparently, I really took it out of my room service guy too by how tired he looked now. I invited him to spend the night with me, they've got a ton of staff in room service so they shouldn't mind if one went missing. So we both crawled into bed, naked and wet. I don't know what I did with the covers but this man was enough of a blanket for me anyway. Now I still was nowhere closer to finding out why I had been so suddenly invited to this place, but right now that really didn't matter. 

Until Next Time

Sincerely, 

Rick

#12 Hotel Room Service

p.s.

This guy keeps getting erections in his sleep. Yay. 


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10 years ago

#13 Staying In and Eating Out

Dear Journal,

Day 2 at the St. Regis and all I gotta say is "Damn, what a night!". I was surprised to wake up and still see George in my bed.

"Mmm... Good Morning." he groaned, just waking up.

#13 Staying In And Eating Out

But that's not all that woke me. I forgot that I hadn't (really) eaten anything that night so my stomach was growling like hungry ho's who had got kicked outta her man's house early that morning without breakfast and a hello. Womp. And apparently George was hungry too because I heard his stomach growling too. 

George: "I'm sorry, I must've forgotten to eat last night."

Me: "Oh yeah, me too actually, I'm still pretty hungry even after... ya know"

George: "Oh? haha. Well, you look good enough to eat... In fact."

And once he said that, in no time George had me flipped over on my back, ass gaping wide open. He sure had some strong hands because even if I wanted to get this man's tongue out of my crack I don't think I physically could. 

"You like that?", he came up for air to say.

"Yeah, baby, eat it!" I moaned.

#13 Staying In And Eating Out

After a couple more minutes of chowing down on that ripe hole like an animal, he pulled me to the edge of the bed and made me hold my legs to my chest. 

"Keep em there." he commanded

"Yessir" I agreed

"Think you're ready for some breakfast sausage?" He asked

#13 Staying In And Eating Out

He knew the answer was yes. I could feel all ten inches of his big bratwurst squeezing its way into my tiny pink hole. Damn, this guy gave new meaning to the term "full" for me! I started squeezing my hole around his dick. He really liked it, I could tell from the way he slightly moaned and squinted each time I did it. 

"I'm gonna cum, baby" He, gasped "Stick your tongue out!"

#13 Staying In And Eating Out

Let's just say I got more of it on me than in me...I heard this stuff was good for your skin anyway.

So I rubbed it in. 

Time to get ready for my day. I wonder what this whole ordeal is about anyway. I'll write when something new develops. Call me Sherlock, BITCH. 

Sincerely,

Rick

p.s.

Or daddy. Either is fine.


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10 years ago

#14 You Horny?

Dear Journal, 

So George left to get back to work, bummer, but I told him that when I get hungry later I would def give him a ring to order some more 'room service'... His absence gave me just enough time to figure out who the manager of this hotel was. Apparently his name was Stan, and he supposedly sent me the invitation, so I took a trip down to his office. In the basement. The particularly dimly lit basement, lit only by glow of several walkway torches. Hmm, dangerous. 

I get to this huge wooden door labeled "Stan", and boy did I give that wood a knockin'. And once Stan finally opened the door I could tell that soon I'd be knockin' on some more 'wood' shortly. 

#14 You Horny?

Damn was that a sexy-ass manager! Also he had no clothes on, which was wicked-sweet because his body looked better than cheesecake tastes! And cheesecake is fucking delicious. 

"Wassup, Rick." He said rhetorically

"You know 'What's Up', why'd you send me this invitation, Stan?" I asked, in a non-serious way because his sexy body was distracting me. 

"Heh, well first-off my name's not Stan, it's SATAN. They keep forgetting to put that last 'A' in my name for Christ's sake. Secondly, I brought you here because I need to ask something of you." he said

"Hmm, I don't know, you ARE Satan and-all.." I remarked. "What could I do for you that you can't do yourself anyway? Don't you have like, superpowers or some shit like that? And where are your horns?!" I said

"I need you to collect the souls of evil people for me by fucking their brains out. Literally. I can't do it myself, and if I could, I'd have already done it." He said.

"Well, what's in it for me... Besides the gay sex, that is.", I said

"Fulfill the prophecy and I will bring your 'Jack' back to life."

"I'll need a minute to think about it." I said, tempted.

"Very well, then why don't you come relax on my bed for a while." He said, sultrily

I'm never one to pass up a good roll around in a big bed... Even with a sexy demon man. 

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As soon as I got on the bed he put me in the doggy position and squeezed that big cock up my tight asshole. 

"So, Rick, Mmm, what do you think about my offer?" He said

"Fuck yeah, I'll do anything you want me to, just fuck me harder!" I yelled

"Very Well" He replied

After a couple more minutes of impaling my tight hole with that big cock he shot a huge load of warm semen all across my back. Damn 

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He told me to stay right there and not to move, and I didn't know why until i felt him bend over and lick his cum off my back. At least this way he didn't have to fuck up some baby wipes. Those lil hoes are expensive. 

"Stan' told me to come back to his office later that evening to come talk more about this proposition. So after a quick siesta and a shower I decided to come back down to the basement. Who the hell knows what I got myself into now...

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Sincerely, 

Rick

p.s. Hell yeah


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