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Oh, how much I love BFU.
for you fic-writing pleasure;
due to the popularity of this post, here is an updated, and apparently ever extending list of the characters the bois™ have created or absorbed into their alternative universe canon, or as @boogaraniac put it, the BFCU,
C.C. Tinsley: technically real, but has become our favourite, happy-go-lucky, incompetent detective. according to fanon, he either works with, or is attempting to arrest Ricky G. may or may have not been murked by Dr Fear (intro’d in The Sodder Children)
Ricky Goldsworth: our main man. Smooth Criminal, “it’s all about the confidence, baby,” and while some people try to reduce him to just a serial killer, we all know he’s so much more than that. (intro’d in room 1046)
Banjo McClintock: art thief and wearer of fake mustaches. if you’re gonna steal something, do it right. probably admires Ricky G., but is definitely afraid of him.(intro’d in Gardner Museum Heist q+a)
Dr Fear: another technically real person, but hey, this fandom writes RPF so really, no one’s judging. Shane posited that C.C. Tinsley’s disappearance had something to do with this real life monster - and we all know that if he did, Ricky came for his ass (intro’d in the Pennhurst ep)
Francesca Norris: fabulous, flirty and flaunting spy. Better Than You, And Knows It. (intro’d in Isdal Woman q+a)
Detective Holly Horsley: detective by day, crime writer by night. better hope you have nothing to hide, because this girl will find out. [another real person the boys ran away with, but since she’s still a very alive and active person, I can’ talk about her in good conscience without a shoutout to her super cool YouTube] (first appearance in Room 1046 q+a)
all of their exploits take place in the town of Asshole, Iowa (intro’d in the Ken Rex q+a), and if I don’t see a rise in fanfic set in the bois™ au, I’m suing all of you
i feel like we need to establish the features of ricky goldsworth like what kinda killer is he? vigilante justice? targets certain people? mafia member? hired hitman? does he have a signature thing? like night night with the z’s? does he exist with night night? are they twins? are they alter egos? i have so many questions can someone please answer them!!!!!
i think cc is probably a detective that just HATES his job and he’d talk to ricky on the phone be like “hey can u kill a little less cuz its the summer everything smells i dont wanna leave my office”
My sister and I we’re talking about Demon!Shane and how the reason the boys never get any ghost evidence is because the ghosts and demons are all terrified of Shane who is a high ranking demon. I pointed out that Ricky Goldsworth seemed to be the only ghost that wasn’t scared of Shane. My sister suggested that maybe Ricky had something wrong with his amygdala in his life so he just can’t feel fear, and while that’s a cool idea, I also thought that maybe Ricky is just too angry and depressed to care about Demon!Shane’s threats because he’s already been through what feels like worse.
And so I made this short comic :)
Poor Ricky just wants Tinsley back. After all, Dr Fear kinda murked him.
Does Ricky Goldsworth count as Buzzfeed property? Is the hot daga also buzzfeed property?? Will we ever see them again??
Wondering when the fuck we’re gonna see Ricky Goldsworth return. I need him. no no. You don’t understand. I NEED him. He’s my sweet cheese.