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4 years ago
Scott: *in a hospital bed* What is it, Doctor?
Doctor: Well, the appendix was most likely burst due to pressure during sex.
Alex: SEX!?!
Scott: I can explain-
Alex: Who? It better not be that asshole speedster because I swear to god I will murder him!
Scott: ...
Alex: Peter?! Your roommate, Peter?! You could do so much better than him!
Scott: He’s not that bad!
Alex: *gags* Oh god, now I’m imagining it!
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