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Officially joining the spooky month fandom!! I’ll probably still post TAWOG but I might not as much it rlly depends on where I decide to go with this

Anyways here’s a meme I made (she’s talking about the hatzgang since in one of Sr Pelo’s doodles it shows the hatzgang + Susie as the South Park gang so I assumed she knew them and was in some kind of a friend group)

Also I do ship the hatzgang but in NO way s3xual. So like in romantic and platonic ways sense their 13-15

Silly hatzgang (/polyhatz) headcanons (the images are mostly just headcanons about how I think they’d look like irl and what their sexualities/genders would be)

(TW: for bruises and scars, I put Robert first because he doesn’t have any in this redesign)

Ok here’s all of them

THE EDITS ARE INSPIRED BY THIS PERSON PLEASE CHECK THEM OUT THEIR EDITS R SO COOL!! /nf

Idk why Roy looks so differently edited then all of the others, he just does

Didn’t edit the doll because this isn’t about him

(More headcanons time + explaining some stuff about the images)

I feel like Robert has an afro but that’s just how I interpreted the way his hair is

Robert has a lot of siblings, the rest of the hatzgang are only children

The reason why I put Robert as polysexual and Roy as just gay even though gay is also usually non-women loving non-women is because I genuinely feel like Robert would like the label polysexual better and I can’t explain it

This may or may not be projecting but Ross has trouble showing emotions physically and usually has a blank expression or a small-medium smile even if he feels rlly happy inside

Ross definitely listens to emo + scene kid songs no doubt (he also plays his songs on repeat a lot until he doesn’t like them)

The reason why Roy looks kinda beat up is because in my mind if he’s a bully (and y’know also acts the way he does) then I feel like he’d get into fights at least sometimes

I gave Ross cuts near his ears because I wanted to give him earrings but I felt like he was too young, now that I think about it I feel like both of his parents would be cool with him getting his ears pierced but I feel like he’d wait until he’s at least a little older

When it says that Roy is in denial about being gay I mean it more in a way where he wouldn’t put a label on his sexuality because he feels like he shouldn’t be gay if that makes sense. His parents would probably just live with his sexuality and move on while not specifically being supportive or homophobic at least towards him, however knowing that they don’t like his ‘friends’ and the fact that they expect a lot of him and assume he’s straight (sense he never really said he’s not) Roy has just assumed that his parents would be h0m0phobic

I couldn’t (and still can’t) decide if I headcanon Roy as trans or not so I just left it out

They’re all dating 🫶 (Roy isn’t open about it basically at all but the other two who don’t rlly know he’s avoiding telling people only rlly tell people if they ask)