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HAZBIN HOTEL X ROBLOX NOOB! READER

prompt: your best friend John Doe hacked you into a universe where hell is much different in your mind

“OOF-” you said as you press the buttons on your ps5. A portal opens as blocky person with yellow skin exits out of the portal looking at you. “JD!” You said with a “:P” face. “noob…you get to get out the house more…” John Doe said with a static voice as he picked up your bloxy body and thrown you into a portal as you kept smiling

“:) yay I’m falling.” You said out loud as you felt yourself fall in the air. You fell but landed on your feet like always. You look around to see that it smell like must, ass, and most importantly fire. You walked around just smiling as demons and sinners looked as if you were some weirdo…..

You came across the hotel and applied for a job to be the schedule manager. You got a red outfit to match vaggie and Charlie as you grab a flat board and started to write who gets to do what.

Noob! Reader is the type to pull out a cannon out of fucking no where and fuck someone’s life up🦆(a/n: pinkie pie type shit)

I can see Alastor watching you do a r6 dance as he just looked at you weirdly with a strained smile. You literally said out loud “/E DANCE!” And started to dance 😭

Lucifer got scared because he accidentally let you dove off a roof…but you respawned with a blue force field around you making Lucifer think you were an angel.

You love the egg boiz as they love you too! You do color sheets with them as Pentious brings you guys some cookies like a mom💗

You had onetime pulled a chainsaw out because husk said he needed to get a haircut on his fur. You literally pullled it out of no while husk jolted looking at your crazed face as you reved it up.

“You said you needed a hair cut!!” “I SAID HAIR CUT! NOT END MY LIFE YOU FUCKER!” Husk yells back as you chase him smiling like “:D” with the chainsaw. It was giving scooby doo as you kept chasing him.

Lucifer would be weirded out with Noob as noob just sticks their tongue out like the :P face while Lucifer pokes you curious about your game like box body.

I imagine noob! Reader showing Charlie a picture of bacon hair boy who is doing orange justice in the back. “Oh is that your friend?” Charlie says with a nervous smile at how your friend’s hair literally looks like bacon or is. You nodded excitedly as you wave your phone happily at bacon hair boy.

You blasted “it’s raining tacos” outside of the Vee’s tower when learning your friends had opps in there. So you wanted to annoy them.

This lasted for 2 days until vaggie had found you and took you home as you screamed out the song LOUD AND PROUD

I can imagine Lucifer making you a duck hat that says “don’t duck with me!” It’s so cute 🦆

I headcannon noob!reader to be the most dangerous being in hell as they literally been to every other gun and fighting game of the roblox universe.

NOOB SOLOS‼️‼️🔥

You know those badass Roblox games with those cool combat moves? That’s what you use. 🤨

You grabbed a sinner’s face and run dragging their body in the ground with a smile. You lifted your arm and swing them around as they flew to who knows where as the crew behind you had an either shocked or entertained face.

One time Charlie and you were shopping in a mall and you peaked over the boarder to keep people from falling. “I wonder if I can die from this height.” “NOOB NO-” that’s when you had to get a kid leash on you anytime you go out with the staff.

It was a nice day as Angel was throwing knives to increase his skills. You walked by him curiously grabbing two knives and throwing them at the same time. Making it hit the bullseye as Angel looked at you shock.

“Whoa kid, how did you learn to do that?” Angel asked pulling out the knives you made in the bullseye. “I was murder once!” You said with a happy smile as you walked away. Angel dust has the most confused face ever(picture below)

I headcannon noob!reader to be like Kirby. So like noob pulls out a knife to be murder, and then they could pull out a gun as Sheriff✨🦆

“Pew pew pew” you said as you stood on the balcony of the hotel as you shot at random sinners. Alastor appeared behind you confused but laughs at the misery of the sinner running when a missed shot almost killed them.

One time Angel gave you a Tommy gun not suspecting you know how to use it….you literally started to blast sinners away-

You SHOT AN OLD LADY ALSO😨

yeah Angel never gave you his Tommy gun ever again.

As you stayed in hell, you didn’t know that you would be spied on by the angels as Adam laughs at how chaotic and naive you are.

You’re so use to bullshit in Roblox you just stand there like “🧍🏾” as shit goes on. Literally when Charlie was panicking when the extermination was due in 6 months

During a uno game you ate a card as husk was trying to win but forfeited in anger as you screamed out uno. Leaving the missing card out of your mouth….it got quiet so quick as husk chased after you.

Niffty finds you amazing as you both have crazed tendencies. You both literally cause made chaos around places 🤭

YOU USE YOUR ADOPT ME SCAMMING SKILLS TO SCAM PEOPLE 😭😭 I CAN SEE THIS

The overlords are confused when they see Lucifer bring you to a meeting for once. You just sat there eating a taco. “Ello.” You said waving your blocky arm at them.

When watching the horror movies with the crew, you don’t react at all with Alastor as you been in lots of horror games with that one guy named Guest…you miss home and him.

I headcannon that you once accidentally summoned John Doe because you sneezed and he literally stood there as you hugged him. The rest of the crew was confused thinking he was your brother.

My baby

I joined this roblox rp game just to explore but I did actually get in a rp with someone. They were pretty cool and taught me how to follow along with the games rules and mechanics.

As you can see my regular avatar is now an OC for this game so I'm actually coming up with some sorta backstory :3

thoughts on my roblox avatar?

my roblox account is Kymriii btw follow me

heres this , idk why i drew that ugly satoru (bottom left)

I drew one of my Roblox characters cuz I felt like it :3 I don't really have a name aside from Cat or Cat Noob. Peep the new signature too!

I'll make up backstories on them eventually, but some basic info that I've settled on for Cat is that they're genderless and are excessively physically strong.

And here's the best friend of Cat Noob, Witch. I have a backstory prepared for these two that I'll post eventually, but for now, here's the main art and the reference.

I should also mention that both of them have cat tails, but they ain't visible from the angles of either picture.

I can give some info on Witch that I've settled on for their character, being that both they and Cat Noob have no actual gender and Witch has anger issues.

Remember Catnoob? No? Oh well. I decided to name him Kai, and I felt like drawing some alternate faces on him that I found in the Roblox Marketplace. For the sake of comedy.

(Face is "Tired Annoyed Sleepy Noob Face")

(Face is "Annoyed Cute Noob Face")

(Face is "Worried Silly Scared Noob Face [Yellow]")

I want to build up the universe idea I had for this character and Witch, because the art ideas I have behind it are really fun.

I made a third noob: ...I don't have a name for him. Fuck. After this, I'm going back to Fox and Wolf content.

(Base image under Read More.)

(I FORGOT THE FUCKING GLOVES AND THE TACTICAL HOLSTERS UGHHHHHHH. Game is Creature Chaos.)

So, I have the tiny inklings of an idea forming for what the various noobs would be a part of, universe-wise. I'm thinking of a dystopian scenario where a country is fighting an endless war against a wave of robots/zombies. And every sector of society is well organized role...based on avatar stereotypes.

We've got the Noobs, who are basically a public service class. They mostly work in retail, assisted living, and manual labor. They aren't born naturally like other groups, they're actually grown in a laboratory, coming out fully matured.

Then there's the Valkyries (or Valks for short) who are the warrior class. They fight all the battles against the endless menace.

I haven't solidified the other ideas yet, but the backstory for Kai would be that he's a noob created purely for companionship, meaning that he's essentially a pet for a Valkyrie. But he's been born with super strength, which is extremely unnatural for a noob. Even more unnatural is that he desires to be a Valkyrie, which violates how the class system works.

On the other hand, Witch is a companion noob that was "lost" during transport from the lab he was created in. He reappears a couple years later committing arson in various villages. Witch is essentially "feral", meaning he completely lost the tendencies that make him mellowed out like a normal companion noob, and is instead incredibly violent and untrustworthy. He gets given to a Valkyrie in the hopes of rehabilitating him.

I don't know what to do for the guy in the pic above, I'll figure it out I guess. But that's my current headcanon for these OCS. Maybe I'll flesh it out in the future, maybe I'll retcon it completely, who knows.

HELLO TO MY REGRETEVATOR MOOTS!!!

i’d like to take a second to introduce u to my regretevator oc!!!

THIS IS BRICK!!! this is not from a 3d render, I don’t have a 3d render or model of his design (I am still looking for people to commission for this!!)

he gets on at glorp n’ go, hc icecream, and reddys underground diner,

and he will get off at the minefield or snackcore

here is his petal dialogue ^^^ I am still drawing the snowballs, water bottles, and interactions with other elevator-goers/idles!

him w/ party noob vvv

^^^^ misc doodles above!!!

he will enter the elevator and will play loud and annoying hip hop music until he gets off, he also has an insane ability where he can just. balance the boombox on his shoulder..

he is a Roblox noob! he loves to breakdance, loves his music and most importantly.. he loves his boombox, he thinks he’s so cool

drawn by sillyrew on TikTok vvv

THAT’S IT FOR NOW!!!

let me know if you wanna know more/be friends with him!!! (ocs)

Fellas is it gay to hold hands while playing Natural Disasters on Roblox.....

Cringetober day 9: Childhood Video Game

I used to be obsessed with roblox growing up