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There's so many romance options in the game but not enough. I want my favourietes cinamon rolles as romance optinons

<Watching my friends awkwardly click through the romance options in BG3> Ugh. Games with stuff like this are so embarrassing.

<Me, thinking about how I'm on my fourth playthrough of "Goblin Waifu 5: Horny Caravan".> Yeah, I guess...

Romance options for Eivor that I would've liked to see in AC Valhalla.

If someone hasn't finished Valhalla's main storyline yet, SPOILER ALERT.

Men:

BASIM. Not Loki-Basim, just Basim. Real Basim. For Hytham's exasperation.

Tyr. Come on, there's not a sensible reason not to have the possibility of a relationship with him before Havi acted like the asshole he was and betrayed him.

Ubba. He was the only not-insane man between the Ragnarsson brothers and those at Ubisoft just killed him offscreen at the end. Bastards.

Ivarr. You can't convince me that they didn't have a thing for each other before things went to shit in one of the worst plot twists of the game. He could've got his revenge on Rhodri while simultaneously adopting Ceolbert with Eivor without that betrayal bullshit.

King Aelfred. I like and respect him.

Women:

Soma. Don't get me started on the Hamtunscire story arc.

Roshan. I know she is in her 70s, I do know she is Basim's mentor, but she is awesome. She'd probably reject Eivor's proposal (she seemed less than unimpressed during their quest together. Guess who Basim's got it from) but it'd have been worth it just to see Basim's jaw fall to the ground. Definitely worth it, regardless of the outcome.

Kassandra. She is funny and I like her interactions with Eivor in the crossover quest.

I haven't played the DLCs yet, so the list is probably still incomplete.

@missarrancar