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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #14

If Y/N was a Joestar

Y/N has Goll as her Valkyrie Partner, and her God Opponent, who is a Demon like entity similar to a Vampire and it’s time to use their ‘Secret Weapon’, a weapon passed down for Generations…

Goll (Shaking): He.. he’s a monster…

Demon Opponent (Slowly regenerating): …

Goll (Looking at Y/N freaking out): You probably kill monsters all the time, you know what to do, right?! JoJo?!

JoJo!Y/N (Scoffs): Sure, of course I do!

Goll (Relieved): Great!! I knew you would

JoJo!Y/N: Yep! I have a secret weapon for situations such a this!

Goll: A secret weapon?? Really? What kind of weapon?!

JoJo!Y/N: Why, isn’t it obvious? (Points at her opponent) Look at his legs Goll, I basically blew them to smithereens and they still haven’t fully healed yet, that’s our ticket there

Goll: What do his legs have to do with your weapon?

JoJo!Y/N (Slaps her thighs): My legs are in great shape!

Goll: So what are you gonna do then?

JoJo!Y/N (Turns around and begins to quickly sprint off): Run as fast as I can! Make way!! Move! Out of the way!!

Goll (Freaking out and begins to run): THIS HUMAN IS INSANE!!

Joseph Joestar (In the Human Stadium): I TAUGHT THEM THAT!!!

Part 2?

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #28

Loki’s Type

Loki: I desire a partner who’s intelligent, confident, classy and makes their presence known

JoJo!Y/N (Wearing a flamboyant dress with a lot of makeup on, cussing out and using Hamon to beat the absolute shit out of the gods who insulted their outfit and makeup): ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?

Loki (Blushing): That one. I want that one

Loki knows how to pick ‘em…