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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #4

Everyone Hates Ares

After Poseidon loses to Kojiro, a lot of the gods are acting like Lil’ Bitches angry, so Brunhilde decides to have the Human Fighters play some Baseball (With Buddha and Heracles because they’re cool) to celebrate their first victory against the gods

Ares (Comes in and wants to show that the gods are superior, even in a Sport): Hm, catcher huh?

Hercules (Looks to see Ares holding a baseball bat):

Ares: Catching, throwing, leading, fielding etc. One could call it a fitting position for my brother. But what I desire to see is Pitcher Heracles!

Heracles: Ares… You could have been the pitcher

Brunhilde: Not he will not. We have an even amount of players and I don’t want anything to do with this bitch

Ares: Promise me brother. If I hit a home run right here, next time you’ll pitc- (Is cut off with a baseball hitting him hard in the face that he falls over unconscious)

Maki!Y/N (Intentionally hits Ares in the face to shut him up):

Heracles (Holding Ares’ unconscious body): Ares! Hang in there!

Hermes (smiling): Hey, nice pitch

Shiva: Nice pitch Human!

Loki: Really, it wasn’t bad

Hades, Zeus & Aphrodite: That was a good one

Buddha, Raiden & Huang: Nice pitch Y/N-Chan!

Lu Bu & Thor: Nice pitch

Dadam, Kojiro, Tesla & Jack: Wonderful pitch

Heracles: Wow brother. Everyone really hates you. I mean everyone

Who here also likes to the idea of tormenting Ares? I like the idea of making the large man who drinks from a tiny teacup terrified a very satisfying way to finish off a Thursday…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #9

Marriage Goals

Brunhilde summoned Wednesday Y/N, who has been a complete nightmare to the Gods, and they want to try and figure out what her ‘deal’ is… by using Ares and Aphrodite to get answers

Ares (After meeting Y/N’s family): You’re family is, very… interesting. You’re parents are so, involved with each other unlike mine

Ares (Scoots a little bit away from Y/N): Y/N, do you think that maybe, some day, you might want to get married and have kids?

Wednesday Y/N: No

Aphrodite (Shoves Ares away): But what if you met just the right man who worshipped and adored you. Who’d do anything for you, who’d be your devoted slave. Then what would you do?

Wednesday Y/N: I’d pity him

Loki and Shiva (Snort and begin to laugh their asses off):

Hermes (Trying to stifle a small laugh):

The Gods are both terrified by this Human Child and entertained by her antics… Who wants to her her Sibling-like Relationship with the Human Fighters? Along with the Gods?

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #13

Loki Special

Y/N accidentally got turned into a child by a random deity, along with their mentality so now there’s a very cute and mini 8 year old Y/N running around and somehow imprinted Loki being their ‘Daddy’

Loki (Sees Y/N): What you got there Y/N? (Opens the gift to see a book) What the hell is this? (The cover shows him and Y/N as cartoonish horses)

Y/N: The Unicorns are you and me, Loki. I drew it myself! (Shows him the different pages of them doing different activities along with everyone else drawn as unicorns) What do you think? Huh? Huh? Pretty heartfelt, huh? Huh?!

Loki: Oh, it’s heartfelt. There’s no escaping that. Heh heh, thanks, midget (Tosses the book to the side)

Y/N (Sad): You didn’t like it, did you?

Loki: No, no, no, it’s great! I’m done with it now

Y/N (Begins to lightly sob):

Shiva (Walks over): Y/N, I think Loki would like to put your book up on the fridge where everyone can see how nice it is

In the Kitchen

Loki (Uses a magnet and puts the book on the fridge): Aw, isn’t that cute

The book slowly slides down into the ice and water area, hitting the water button and getting the book entirely drenched as it falls to the ground in a heap of soggy mush

Y/N (Walks over their now ruined work with tears forming in their eyes): Oh, Loki… how could you?

Loki (Panics): Well, it’s not my fault! (Shows Y/N the magnet he used) Lousy piece of crap magnet!

Y/N (Tears fall out of their eyes and begins to violently sob): Oh, no, no (Runs out of the room)

Loki (Confused): What the… (looks at the magnet to see some writing on it) ‘Happy Birthday, Loki! From Y/N’ Ah CRAP!

Adam sensed a disturbance and it’s telling him to beat Loki’s ass… If Odin hasn’t already…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #17

Child Y/N’s Wish

Y/N the Human Child somehow got summoned to Ragnarok on accident and are stuck until either side wins, and because of their age and mentality they only desire one thing: Finding a family

Child!Y/N (Looking out their window at a big star in the sky): It’s me again, I want someone to be my daddy. Someone who won’t run away or abandon me. Maybe send me an Angel. The nicest Angel you have…

Brunhilde + Valkyrie Sisters (Who heard Y/N and all silently agree on what to do):

Meanwhile, on the God Side…

Loki (Crawling onto the ceiling from the portal he summoned):

This joke was WAY too good to pass up, who wants to see Child Y/N get surprise adopted? Kidnapped

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #18

Jealousy

Goll: I’ve been wondering about something, who’s your type?

Y/N: Well, he’s short

Loki (Appears on the ceiling):

Y/N: He’s also mischievous and can teleport

Loki (Confident smirk):

Y/N: Likes to play pranks

Loki (Floats right behind Y/N):

Y/N: His name starts with an ‘L’

Loki (About to ‘love scare’ Y/N):

Y/N (Smiles): It’s… Lilia Vanrouge!

Loki:

Loki: WHO THE FUCK IS LILIA VANROUGE?!?!?!

Part 2? Who should be Y/N next victim?

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #19

Pretty

Loki (Lays his head on Y/N’s lap): Tell me I’m pretty!

Y/N (Lovingly pets his head): You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are~

Tormenting Loki is probably my new favorite hobby, while it’s a whole career when it comes to Zeus

Record of Ragnarok Meme #1

Child!Y/N and Loki

I hope I did this right

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #25

Thrud vs Thor

Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?

Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!

All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):

Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?

Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!

Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)

Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!

Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)

A few Hours Later

Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk

Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?

Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?

Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes

Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)

Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):

Bonus:

Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?

This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #27

Dadam Mode: ACTIVATED!

Y/N (Annoyed): This isn’t fair; I want romance!

Raiden: How about bromance?

Y/N: It’s not the same

Raiden: Dude. . .

Y/N: I’m not a dude, I’m a hottie!

Loki: Your bromance just got interesting

Adam (Right behind Loki):

Dadam is ready to throw hands…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #28

Loki’s Type

Loki: I desire a partner who’s intelligent, confident, classy and makes their presence known

JoJo!Y/N (Wearing a flamboyant dress with a lot of makeup on, cussing out and using Hamon to beat the absolute shit out of the gods who insulted their outfit and makeup): ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?

Loki (Blushing): That one. I want that one

Loki knows how to pick ‘em…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #30

Sacrifices

Apollo: Without Ugly (Referring to Humans) Beauty wouldn’t exist (Referring to himself)

Y/N (Looks at Apollo dead straight into his eyes with zero hesitation): Thank you for your sacrifice

Apollo (Shocked Pikachu Face):

Human Fighters and Brunhilde (Proceed to die as they all busted their lungs from laughing too hard):

Leodonis (Grinning): Oh, I definitely like this one…

Apollo was instantly KO’d by the Verbal Damage Y/N hit him with (While Loki, Shiva and Hermes are trying not to laugh)

~ RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

~Episode 1 ~

Y/N: wow I've never seen something more beautiful...*stares*

Aphrodite; oh dear! You're making me blush. But compliments won't get you anywhere, human.

Y/N:mh??*was looking at Loki * did you say something ???

Aphrodite:.....*petrified *

Loki;*behind Aphrodite scratching his nose*

☆~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~☆

BONUS:

Thor:.....you really need glasses.

Y/N:???? What do you mean???

Thor:also you should run now.

Y/N: wut?

Aphrodite:

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪~

Episode 4

Y/N: 3 rules to get along, or at least survive,while living with me

Loki: *listens *

Y/N:number 1...when I'm angry...I'm angry don't even try to piss me off.

Loki:*nods*

Y/N:number 2 if I'm happy...I'm happy! Why should you piss me off?

Loki:*shrugs *

Y/N:*sighs* number 3 if you don't know whether I'm angry or happy DON'T PISS ME OFF. Those are the basics got it?

Loki: got it.

Loki:*black eye and a broken arm*

Thor:you broke the rules...didn't you?

Loki;Yup

Thor:....was even worth it?

Loki;definitely worth it.

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense🤪 ~

Episode 16

Loki:*black eye *

Thor:....what did you do this time?

Loki:... Ask Y/N...

Thor:????

Thor:*black eye*

Hermes:What happened to you???

Thor/Loki: Ask Y/N.

Hermes:???

Hermes:*black eye*

Loki:....

Thor:....

Hercules:Should I even ask what happened to you?

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask Y/N.

Hercules:*with a black eye* ....

Shiva:....Guys what the heck happened to you??

Loki/Hermes/Thor:Ask...

Hercules:*on the verge of crying* I just asked Y/N what happened. She said nothing but it was clear that something was wrong so I asked her why she was angry and then she punched me!*crying*

Loki:Idiot...now he won't know our pain.

Shiva:So you wanted to send me to her just to get punched.

Loki:Exactly.

Shiva:Well I wouldn't have done that regardless.

Thor:Why?

Shiva:Are you serious?! Like hell I will approach that girl while she is on her period. Having 3 wives sure teaches you something about it.

The 4 gods:.....Oh that's why she was angry....

Shiva:*facepalm* "Idiots"

[Owlie note: IT WAS HARD TO ME WRITING HERCULES GETTING HURT🥺]

👀 The mischievous twins are here, Dolos "the mischief" and Nous "the intelligence", children of the Goddess of Peace Eirene and the God of Mischief Loki.

Facts about the twins:

● Very protective towards their mother

● They prefer their uncle Thor over their own father.

● Dolos is Pansexual while Nous is bisexual.

●During Ragnarok Nous sides the gods unable to forgive human kind for what they did to his mother not knowing that gods are responsible as well, while Dolos, knowing the truth has already forgiven human kind, and he helped Brunhilde also because his lover is a human.

During her pregnancy Eirene was hosted in Poseidon's undersea palace and spent time with her young cousins. The gods thought that she would be save there because...well no one is that stupid to go against Poseidon.🤣🤣 maybe Loki...😌😌😌 Brave or dumb? Who knows....

😌😌😌 Brave or dumb? Who knows....

Last post before my hiatus, honestly I had so much fun drawing this haha! Loki brings trouble Eirene tries to get him out of it but gets involved while doing that. The goddess of peace got used to it XD (Also you can see Eirene's new design at least half of it! Ephestus made that golden arm for her. )

Soooooo....

You wished I was done with this fandom but you were wrong haha!

I wasn't satisfied with Eirene's old design, that's why I gave her a little upgrade!!

The goddess of peace will have a new lore and I can't wait to show you everything!!

@mawiotherspace did an incredible job for the voice actor ref page!! thank you so much!!

Here we go, how the two lovebirds met, before you ask, yes that's Eirene, she had silver hair before....I'll soon explain why, but some of you already know!

And yeah, in my headcanon Loki had an emo phase ok!?

The family of peace and mischief is coming soon! Let's start with the youngest one!

Elpis the goddess of hope, Loki and Eirene's precious daughter, the little ray of sunshine in the Greek and Norse pantheon.

Many gods and goddesses wondered how such sweet goddess could be Loki's daughter. But then they remembered who's her mother xD

Elpis belongs to @oowlie_art