Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #14

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #14

If Y/N was a Joestar

Y/N has Goll as her Valkyrie Partner, and her God Opponent, who is a Demon like entity similar to a Vampire and it’s time to use their ‘Secret Weapon’, a weapon passed down for Generations…

Goll (Shaking): He.. he’s a monster…

Demon Opponent (Slowly regenerating): …

Goll (Looking at Y/N freaking out): You probably kill monsters all the time, you know what to do, right?! JoJo?!

JoJo!Y/N (Scoffs): Sure, of course I do!

Goll (Relieved): Great!! I knew you would

JoJo!Y/N: Yep! I have a secret weapon for situations such a this!

Goll: A secret weapon?? Really? What kind of weapon?!

JoJo!Y/N: Why, isn’t it obvious? (Points at her opponent) Look at his legs Goll, I basically blew them to smithereens and they still haven’t fully healed yet, that’s our ticket there

Goll: What do his legs have to do with your weapon?

JoJo!Y/N (Slaps her thighs): My legs are in great shape!

Goll: So what are you gonna do then?

JoJo!Y/N (Turns around and begins to quickly sprint off): Run as fast as I can! Make way!! Move! Out of the way!!

Goll (Freaking out and begins to run): THIS HUMAN IS INSANE!!

Joseph Joestar (In the Human Stadium): I TAUGHT THEM THAT!!!

Part 2?

Even better note… Odin accidentally got a glimpse into Y/N’s eyes and it resulted in him getting him some wrinkles and his hair getting some gray… with one of his stupid crows getting too close and turning completely white… (He tried to talk smack to Y/N… it did NOT go well…)

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #23

How Y/N help Hera get Divorced

Zeus refuses to sigh the Divorce Papers, resulting in Hera having a meltdown in front of Y/N, only for her to pat her head and walk off towards the God Side (Who for some reason are partying in her Room) so she can… Talk…

The Gods (Toss out Brunhilde, Adam, Raiden and Goll)

Goll: I don’t understand, we did everything right

Brunhilde: Yeah, (To Adam) Raiden turned responsible and Goll showed some back bone, I don’t get it…

Adam: Hmm, something’s missing… Some kind of ruthless ruler…

Raiden: Yeah… A wrathful divinity, that could crush this joyful chaos with one hit from their iron fist! Someone like-

Everyone paused when they hear a crash and turn to see Y/N who broke the door slamming it closed behind her as she walks over giving each and every one of them a glare, resulting in them becoming frightened and too scared to look her in the eye as she passed by them

Y/N (Slams the door open to see a bunch of gods in her house with her eyes glowing white, thus she simply snaps her fingers, causing a large shockwave that goes through all of Valhalla):

All the Gods (Deadly silent as they all look at the small human in surprise, fear and awe that a mortal did that):

Y/N (Demonic Voice): Zeus, you ARE going to sign those paper. THEN you all are going to clean this place until it looks better than when you arrived. Then you will leave. And never come back…

Zeus (Scoffs): Or what?

Y/N (Grabs him by his neck and has her look into her eyes, which reveal an endless void of suffering souls, death and destruction):

Zeus (Develops even more wrinkles and even looses some MORE of his hair in fear and he immediately runs off to grab a broom to start sweeping):

The other Gods who were present, thus began to clean as well out of fear from the Wrath of Y/N

Adam (Signs happily): Y/N gets that from her mother…

Y/N gets shit DONE… And somehow ended up getting Marriage Proposals herself after this…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #20

Y/N Swings

Y/N (Happily): I swing both ways~!

Y/N (Serious): Violently. With a bat

Y/N (Has her Valkyrie Partner turn into a baseball bat to bash some heads in): COME GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Thor and Lu Bu (Both very interested): Hi

Adam:

Feral Y/N is something I definitely like now

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #16

Adam the Best Father

Adam’s only 2 regrets before the Fall was when he wasn’t there to protect Eve from the Serpent and when she and Y/N were alone on Trail about the Apple without him there to protect them

Adam (To Y/N about his regrets): I’m sorry I wasn’t a better father

Wednesday!Y/N: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?

Adam (Nods): Yes, of course, I know they make you feel uncomfortable

Wednesday!Y/N: How many fathers hand their daughter a fencing blade when she’s 5 years old?

Adam (Proudly): Your saber strokes were an essay in perfection

Wednesday!Y/N: Or teach her to swim with sharks?

Adam: They found you as cold-blooded as I do

Wednesday!Y/N: The right way to flay the Serpent?

Adam: He really did taste like chicken when prepared properly

Wednesday!Y/N: The point I’m trying to make is you taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason why I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself

Wednesday!Y/N: So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate

Adam (Deep breath): Gracias, Y/N…

Eve, Cain, Able, Valkyrie Sisters, Human Fighters and Brunhilde (Who heard this conversation):

The Gods (Who heard this conversation):

Adam taught Y/N how to be strong to not only protect her family, but also herself

Dungeons and Dragons Meme #1

Summary of Holga

Look me in my eye and tell me I’m wrong

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Child!Y/N and Loki

I hope I did this right