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I just know that Jake was the one who told Venus about Sammy and Jess breaking up

he RAN into the living room, with a huge, megawatt smile on his face.

"Guess what?"

Venus looks up, annoyed she had to pause the true crime documentary she was watching, "By that smile, I'm guessing your customized Longhorns Cowboy Ken costume came in?"

"Even better," Jake said, sitting down on the couch with his hands clasped together in his lap, which tells Venus one thing.

Gossip.

"Did they break up?!" Jake nods and Venus screeches. They break our champagne.

Lil sweaty cutie honey bun 🐰

the biggest plot twist BigHit has thrown our way in 2k16 isn’t Yoongi’s mixtape or blonde hair Jin but the fact that Jeon Jungkook has become the variety show king in BTS

I don’t know why this makes me laugh so hard oh my gosh lol

halflings love their new giant children

It's time for NAME THAT SWORD ⚔️

Watch the full episode on Dropout

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

Filipino Isekai

I laughed so dang hard.

This would be so freakin’ hilarious!

ok but consider end of ot vader AND end of ot luke travel back to pt-era - vader's causing chaos but has also completely outsourced his morality to luke, so every time he comes across an Old Enemy™ (read: everyone except padme and shmi) he turns to luke like "Murder?????" and luke is just like "not now father pls i need info"

vader leveling a lightsaber at general grievous: i am your superior, and your replacement. you will fall as all beasts do

luke, holding up a hand, consulting his notepad, which is a pre-recorded list of people that probably need to die to avoid galactic disaster: wait, wait, wait. hold on a second. this is definitely general grievous? like, completely sure? i wouldn’t really feel bad about taking down this guy, and it sounds like it would help the whole, uh, situation going on, but i really want to make sure it’s general grievous and not someone else. i’m really trying to keep the unnecessary murders to a minimum.

vader: are you under the impression that i would mistake general grievous for any other creature -

luke: i just wanted to make sure! i just wanted to make sure! remember the conversation we had about that - that clover guy? he didn’t NEED to die, you can’t just go around stabbing people you don’t like. you have to get used to not liking them and not being able to remove them from existence. it’s easy, you avoid them. or they’ll probably avoid you, if you just let them, and didn’t kill them first.

vader: rush clovis deserved his timely, justified, glorious, wonderful demise -

grievous: hello????

luke using the aunt beru voice: be patient, we’ll probably kill you in a minute