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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #21

Y/N and Shiva

Child Y/N comes in late and soaking wet, for Shiva to teach her to dance, however at the end of the song all the fellow child gods slip and falls over

Shiva: Stop, stop. Y/N, why are you all wet?

Y/N: It’s sandwich day

Shiva (Looks at her confused then at his wives who are just as confused as they are):

Y/N (Sighs): Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich

Shiva: Pudge is a fish?

Y/N: And today we were out of peanut butter! And I asked Brunhilde what to give him. She said a tuna sandwich (Throws her arms up) I can’t give Pudge tuna! (Lowers her voice) Do you know what tuna is?

Shiva (Confused): …Fish?

Y/N: It’s FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter cause all we have is. . . Is stinking TUNA!!

Shiva (Trying to calm Y/N down): Y/N, Y/N, why is this so important?

Y/N: Pudge controls the weather

Shiva (Looks puzzled, while his wives are trying to not squeal over how cute Y/N is):

Child God: You’re crazy

Y/N then jumps said god and begins to punch, slap and bite at them, which the other child gods screaming in fear

Shiva (Trying to calm everyone down): Please! Please! (Is holding Y/N in the air) Everybody calm down! Kids. . . (Mutters words of comfort then turns to Y/N): Y/N. . .

Y/N (Upset): I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I won’t do it again!

Shiva (Trying to not make Y/N cry): Maybe we should call the Valkyrie Sisters

Y/N: No! I’ll be good! I want to dance. I practiced! I just want to dance. I practiced…

Child God: Ewww, she bit me

All the Child Gods: Ewww!

Later that Day

Shiva (Tells Rudra what happened): I won’t lie, I think it’s absolutely cute that Y/N thinks feeding this ‘Pudge’ a sandwich he’ll control the weather

Rudra: That’s weird, Y/N gave me a sandwich today, she must’ve had a second one on her

Shiva (Pauses): Wait. . . Y/N WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU!?!