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A Sanders Sides incorrect Quote
Roman: Help! I told Logan I can make dinner but I don’t know how to cook!
Virgil, pouring milk into a box of cereal: and you thought I could help?
Virgil: Why do we have the phrase “bone dry” when bones spend most of their time being very wet?
Logan: Hmm, maybe because when you touch a bone it feels really dry? Bones are porous, so they actively suck the moisture out of your fingers.
Virgil: That’s so much more unsettling than my original question, thank you.
Sanders Sides as people I saw at the beach today
Roman: i don’t like this i don’t like this i don’t like this! why are there so many jellyfish??? nope nope nope. i’m not going in the water today. no thank you.
Remus: *throws the jellyfish at the others*
Logan: *reads the whole time under the umbrella*
Virgil: *is on tumblr the whole time sitting with Logan*
Patton + Janus: *making out in the water* *also calls for the rest of the fam-ILY to join them*
i was Roman and Virgil today
Janus: What is everyone for Halloween?
Virgil: I’m a vampire
Roman: A clown.
Janus: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?
Roman, under his breath: bitch
Patton: <3 is proper punctuation
Logan, on the phone with Remus at nearly three in the morning: For the past hour there have been strange noises coming from outside of my window, and I can not locate the source of it.
Remus, in the process of cutting the sleeves off of Roman’s shirts: So you want me toooooo...
Logan: Get over here, and make equally strange noises in order to assert your dominance at it until it goes away.
Remus: *sighs a happy lovestruck sigh*
Remus: Babe-buns, now you’re speakin my lingo, I’ll be there.
Roman: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Remus: Several traffic violations. Deciet: Three counts of resisting arrest. Virgil: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Remus: Also, that’s not our car.
Logan and Roman: *arguing*
Logan:*takes off his glasses*
Roman: What are you-
Logan: I don’t want to see you right now
Sanders Sides Incorrect Quote
Thomas: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Roman: Strong of course!
Deceit: ‘Strong’
Logan: Well technically that would be-
Virgil: Well we already know your weak so doing that would just make you look like a complete idiot.
Thomas: I-