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This little shit is older than me, but we have established that he is me and @rayleighscumdump 's (divorce at first sight) son, because he's short asf. They mistake him for a 15yo at airports. We're college buddies, same major, same mental illness. Now let's dig in

His mind is occupied by gender discourse takes that he shares over burgers that count as cheddar overdoses (he is miraculously still alive), concert mania and whatever hyperfixation he has going on. The dude is a punk culture pioneer so he has sick taste in clothes and music, questionable ship taste though. I can relate to him a lot over the terminally online shared experiences of 2017 Wattpad.

He's a very sweet soul, very kind, very loving when he's drunk to the point of threatening my bf (<3<3). He says that his neurodivergency doesn't always allow him to understand emotions very well, which is true, but he has always been very supportive and empathetic with me. He only gets a little uncomfortable but manages well when the other person is having a nervous breakdown (the airport episode/the gay club episode/the Patisia episode). He will listen to you, and offer to kill the bastard who hurt you. He is a short king who can take an entire mosh pit up his ass AND in a fight SIMULTANEOUSLY. So there you have it, he's a ray of sunshine.

For more information, see the fanwiki descriptions for Edward Elric and Jesper Fahey. They're carbon copies.

I Love My Autistic Son.