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Characters and Listeners Incorrect Quotes - Scythe Audios Edition

I was so patiently waiting for an episode of Atrocity series until my day was ruined when I saw the news. I was eager to see L.L and discover her powers, but noooo 😒. I wish for Scythe only the best and take his time.

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Siren, watching Sweet Cheeks: Ah yes. The mysterious and beautiful Sweet Cheeks, so demure…

Siren: …I wonder what sort of melodic sounds this wonderful being makes?

Sweet Cheeks: *screaming*

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Twinkle: Okay, help me, please!

Maverick: Got two words for you.

Twinkle: I bet they won't be helpful.

Maverick: Your problem.

Twinkle: I was right.

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V: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.

Cherky: You mean glory days?

V: Ah, that too.

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Livana: I mean. Gray's just standing there now.

Alpha: Waiting for me, I guess.

Alpha: But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down.

Livana: Settled down?

Alpha: Well, they only stabbed me once.

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Twinkle, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Cheeky: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Cheeky: Here you go.

Twinkle:

Cheeky:

Succubus: Why am I here?

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Goddess: Everyone thinks you suck.

Twinkle: I think you have the wrong number…

Goddess: Cheeky?

Twinkle: Nope. Twinkle.

Goddess: Well, you probably suck too…

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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.

L: Which one? I have seven.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.

L: Which one? I have seven.

V, distantly: HEY!!!

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Twinkle: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Maverick: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Marcus: Time for plan G.

Kreed: Don’t you mean plan B?

Marcus: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Cal: What about plan D?

Chosen: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Kreed: What about plan E?

Marcus: I’m hoping not to use it. Floofster dies in plan E.

Cal: I like plan E.

Floofster: D:

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Hunter: Just be careful, Demon Girl!

Demon Girl: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Hunter!

Demon Girl: It's everything around me that's careless.

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Killian: I have a plan.

Julian: Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Killian: …

Julian: …

Killian: I no longer have a plan.

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Dark Rose: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Vallakay: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Dark Rose: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Dark Rose, entering the room: I burned myself.

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Alpha: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.

Alpha: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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Twinkle: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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Atrocity: Little Love, you look deep in thought. What’s wrong?

Little Love: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it’s like to lick it? Even if you’ve never touched it before?

Atrocity: I’m never asking you anything ever again.

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Jay Jay: Twinkle, I got suspended from school…

Twinkle: WHAT?!?! What did you do?

Jay Jay: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.

Twinkle: And…?

Jay Jay: I asked which end…

Twinkle, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.

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Next: Siren's Son ASMR

Characters And Listeners Headcanons - Scythe Audios Edition.

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Some headcanons I have in mind and wanted to share until Scythe releases a new video.

(The incorrect quotes are in progress.)

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I have a strong feeling that Livana has a knife collection. (Which Alpha bought it as a gift.)

Dark Rose and Vallakay totally had a black cat back 20 years ago when they started dating. (can't change my mind.)

Cheeky is learning Spanish from Wilder (after lots of beggings) just so they could gossip or talk shit about others. L is also tired of it.

Demon Girl is highly interested in the world of alchemy and potions but has never had the opportunity to explore her curiosity in this field.

I don't know, but I have a feeling that Goddess hates every listener (except for Dark Rose) for no reason.

JayJay would copy Twinkle's moves, again, for no reason.

Siren would spoil Sweet Cheeks with his cooking and would make sure she had three meals a day.

Floofster, Kreed, The Chosen, Marcus, and Cole would have a film marathon, only for Kreed to comment every time while Marcus and Floofster curse him out. (The Chosen would be indifferent and Cole sleeps the entire time.)

L, V, Wilder, and Cheeky would play Uno, just so V can cause drama.

Witch (from the Incubus series) likes to write poems for herself and would give some of them to her boyfriend.

When Gray has a break from training, they stay in the forest and gaze around for hours.

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If you have any headcanons in mind, I would love to hear them. Please feel free to share them with me in my inbox.

I will have you know I am that type of person that gets bored and binges all of my favs content <3

Alright let’s see if my memory doesn’t fail me

1-ROMANROMANROMANBAHWHEBDBSHWJABDVEHE- Reverie Audios

2- Catra-Shera And The Princesses of Power(this show still gives me chills)

3- Rose-Castleaudios

4- Jase Ballenger- Dance of Thieves

5- Milo- Redacted Audios

6- JayJay- Scythe audios

7- Vi- Arcane(November get here, I beg)

8- Inej Ghafa- Six of Crows

9-Ashley-Escaped Audios

10-Andy-Aelswyth Audio

List your 10 favorite characters from 10 different Fandoms, then tag 10 people!

Thanks for the tag, @mystical-salamander!

1. Garazeb Orrelios, Star Wars

2. Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

3. Starscream, Transformers

4. Shadow the Hegehog, Sonic the Hedgehog

5. Castiel, Supernatural

6. Blitzø, Helluva Boss

7. Fox McCloud, Starfox

8. Shawn Spencer, Psych

Can't think of any more 😅

Tags: @seth-shitposts @heart-0f-a-rebel16 @lost-in-derry @birdsandbeetlesandmoths and anybody else who wants to do this!