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Scythe Morrison: Chillax!
Citra: That’s not a real word
Scythe Morrison: The ones who deny the power of chillaxing are the ones who need to chillax the most
Scythe Curie, teaching Citra how to drive: Imagine that Scythe Faraday and Scythe Morrison walk onto the road at the same time. What do you hit?
Citra: That’s easy! Scythe Morrison, because he’s so annoying.
Scythe Curie, rubbing her temples: The brakes, Citra. You hit the brakes.
Greyson: How do we defeat Goddard?
Scythe Morrison: I’m not supposed to have any ideas! I’m the hot one!
Greyson, giving a pep talk: I have faith in you.
Scythe Morrison, genuinely confused: Why?
Scythe Morrison: I’m such an idiot.
Greyson:
Curate Mendoza:
Astrid:
Greyson: If you’re going to wait for us to disagree with you, it’s going to be a long night
Astrid, writing in her diary: Day 183. We’ve been travelling for months now, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which i’ve never seen before. After months of thorough observation, i have concluded that—
Scythe Morrison: *to the tune of The Final Countdown* IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!
Greyson: *Off key kazoo*
Astrid: There is no intelligent life here.
Killer: I see you...
Scythe Morrison:
Killer:
Scythe Morrison:
Scythe Morrison: Do I look hot?
Heyyyy I feel like Scythe Morrison is under-appreciated that may just be my obsession with him though. Anyways do you agree or not?
me too IDK how old this is but yeah same


I’ve been thinking about Morrison 🫶
think about writing about my scythe au that exists all because I wanted to Morrison a backstory and then got out of hand... IDK if I will I struggle at getting my stories wrote because I imagine them in a more movie like(??) format. Also it would be angsty and posted on my alt acc @operation-crying-raven.
Important question for Scythe fans, I want to write a fanfic about it but what ship for Greyson is your favorite
I had a feeling that one would win. I'm surprised there wasn't a secret third one tho.
Important question for Scythe fans, I want to write a fanfic about it but what ship for Greyson is your favorite