SHE DIPPED HIM IN GUACAMOLE !?? - Tumblr Posts

; ID: a stylized drawing of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls. It shows Mabel smiling joyfully, a thought bubble showing the words, possibly from a piece of paper, in a loopy font reading " Anyway Bill - you tried to kill my brother. If I ever see you again I'm doing this! " and below it is a child like drawing of a pleased Mabel eating Bill like a Tortilla Chip dipped in Guacamole. To the right is Dipper staring directly towards us, his face mostly obscured by a dark shadow leaving only a white circle for his right eye visible, the thought bubble above his head is again what looks like a piece of paper with the words in a neat font reading " Bill, if you're somehow reading this from whatever quantum afterlife you wormed your way into, listen up, man. You tried to kill my sister. If I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground. I outsmarted the US government, leapt off a cliff and punched through a robot's head, defeated zombies, outsleuthed Sherlock Holmes, and survived the start of puberty. Come at us again and I'll end you. " :end ID

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