Terrified - Tumblr Posts
I used to wonder, as a kid, why everyone feared Zeus. I mean, what could he do, summon a little lightning and thunder?
Well guys, I get it now. It’s storming outside my house right now, and not two minutes ago I was laying in my bed, trying to go to sleep. And then this massive strike of lightning came out of nowhere, and it was so bright I kid you not it blinded me. AND THEN THE LOUDEST, MOST DEVASTATING AND EARTH SHATTERING THUNDER CAME TWO SECONDS AFTERWARDS. THIS SHIT NOCKED 4 PICTURES OFF MY WALL, MADE MY LAMP FALL OVER, AND WOKE THE FUCKING DEAD. WHEN I TELL YALL I FEAR THE ASS CLAPS OF ZEUS NOW
I don't know who you are but your account is so random
You're insane. I like it
A confused and somewhat appreciative response ????
Are you ever awake at an ungodly hour at night because you have just got into your very first relationship and your scared that its all some sick joke this guy is playing on you and he doesn't actually like you and he's going to leave you crying at 3 in the morning because of it or that you'll find more about the guy and you might not like him anymore because he turns out to be a jerk but your too afraid to breakup with him because he's in your friend group and all your friends actually like him and you don't want to be the one who ruined it all just because you made a dumb decision and then everything is awkward and all your friends leave you because your a selfish bastard that couldn't think things through and you become a laughing stock of the school and then you die alone. Also your afraid to talk to this guy about relationship things because your too afraid to mess it up even though your uncomfortable about it like saying love you through texts or talking about "whens our first kiss is going to be" and your not even sure you want to kiss someone because the idea of kissing him or anyone doesn't appeal to you and your terrified on telling him incase he thinks you don't like him and you just get in an argument with him about it and your afraid to tell him your preferred pronouns because your afraid he won't like you anymore because he's a straight probably cis man. And to add to the weight on your shoulders you can never fully talk to your best friend like you used to before he started hanging out with you because he's always breathing done your neck and won't leave you the fuck alone and your too afraid to tell him so now your worried your best friend thinks your neglecting her for your boyfriend even though you want to go back to the times were you and her would talk about everything and nothing and it was just you too and no pressure.
; ID: a stylized drawing of Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls. It shows Mabel smiling joyfully, a thought bubble showing the words, possibly from a piece of paper, in a loopy font reading " Anyway Bill - you tried to kill my brother. If I ever see you again I'm doing this! " and below it is a child like drawing of a pleased Mabel eating Bill like a Tortilla Chip dipped in Guacamole. To the right is Dipper staring directly towards us, his face mostly obscured by a dark shadow leaving only a white circle for his right eye visible, the thought bubble above his head is again what looks like a piece of paper with the words in a neat font reading " Bill, if you're somehow reading this from whatever quantum afterlife you wormed your way into, listen up, man. You tried to kill my sister. If I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground. I outsmarted the US government, leapt off a cliff and punched through a robot's head, defeated zombies, outsleuthed Sherlock Holmes, and survived the start of puberty. Come at us again and I'll end you. " :end ID
Twitter loved this a lot so I’ll share it here too 👍

How does tumblr feel about original works? Like writing oc’s and world building. Having an original plot with your own characters, and not just fanfiction?
I have stuff I wanna write but I’m not sure if it’s better posted on ao3 or here
Just saw the biggest bug scurry away when I pulled back my bedsheets and now I’m terrified and most likely won’t be able to sleep. But the thing is I really need to sleep since it’s 1:00am but that thing might come back. I’m not sure if it was a spider or not but I hate any kind of bug. Anyways I’m going to risk it and sleep so send me all your prayers because I’m probably going to die tonight
{THE EFFIGY DEPARTS AND THE ECHOS FLOW, THE EFFIGY RUNS. THE EFFIGY RUNS. WHY DOES THE EFFIGY AVOID THE WINDOWS? OUR TEMPLES STAND WAITING.}
-keeps flying away, crying hysterically- No no no no no.... I can't let my body be taken again! No no no no no!