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Wednesday: *is being arrested*
Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.
Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-
Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.
Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E
Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.
Enid: And… She looked good doing it.
Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.
Enid: You tell him baby.
Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.
Enid: Yay!
Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.
Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.
Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.
Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.
Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.
Wednesday: *is being arrested*
Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.
Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-
Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.
Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E
Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.
Enid: And… She looked good doing it.
Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.
Enid: You tell him baby.
Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.
Enid: Yay!
Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.
Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.
Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.
Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.
Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.
My thoughts as I rewatch Wednesday Part 1
-enid’s hands at her sides as she runs over to meet wednesday for the first time is the silliest and cutest thing ever
-donavan let’s the first crime scene be contaminated by the rain, he’s not even trying to preserve evidence
-enid’s a little psycho, it’s perfect
-thornhills fashion sense is horrible
-why is xavier just hovering over her when she wakes up after the gargoyle attack??? how long has he been just standing over her???
-for everything that she is, that she pretends to be, seeing death really shakes her. seeing that vision of the delivery man dying really bothered her
-“boo” wednesday says and the borneo pilgrims attack her, babes, she’s 5 foot tall, that really scared you so badly you had to attack her?? she handed you your ass. deserved.
-she plays with the necklace morticia gave her when she sees the dead delivery man, proving my earlier point
-is that beer in his desk drawer? donavan a drunk??? can’t say i’m surprised
-weems really cares about wednesday, in a complicated and messy way, but she does care
-enid is everything
-her outfits are so cute
-enid being the first person she’s actually venerable around, telling her about her emotions and her past
-“are you sure that you can trust that normie?” she cares. she cares. she loves so much. they barely know each other and enid cares so much.
-what was with the birds in her vision of rowan? are they about her being a raven or is it something else?
part 2