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Wednesday and Enid make out in the hall. Enid slowly moves her hand down Wednesday’s pants

Enid: Is this your knife? Or are you happy to see me?

Wednesday: Both.

Enid: Wait what.

Wednesday: What.

Enid: Wait how many knives do you have on you?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Do you want to count?

Wednesday passionately kisses Enid while sneakily putting a black choker around her neck. She pulls away and snips the saliva string from her lips with her fingers

Wednesday: You’re mine now.

The werewolf feels the choker around her neck and blushes

Enid: I was always yours, Mon Coeur.

Wednesday leans into the wolf’s war ear

“Prove it.”

Which is which?

bianca: i got arrested for being too hot.

wednesday: all charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.

enid: i'm asking permission to marry your daughter.

gomez: what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you’ve asked, no you can’t. beat me in a duel first.

Wednesday: *is being arrested*

Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.

Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-

Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.

Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E

Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.

Enid: And… She looked good doing it.

Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.

Enid: You tell him baby.

Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.

Enid: Yay!

Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.

Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.

Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.

Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.

Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.

Morticia: Apparently when someone asks you who your favourite child is you’re supposed to choose out of only your own children. I know that now.

Wednesday: That’s very well mother but Enid has been crying for the past *checks watch* forty three and a half minutes.

Enid: *sobbing into Morticia’s dress* I just feel so appreciated.

Yoko bites Wednesday’s neck.

Wednesday: Not hard enough.

Yoko: Are you serious?!

Wednesday: Not hard enough, Yoko.

Enid: My turn!

Enid pushes Yoko out of the way to bite Wednesday’s neck

Wednesday feels her neck to find a small amount of blood. Enid pierced her teeth through the raven’s neck.

Wednesday: Impressive, Mon Coeur.

Yoko: Wait how the hell? My fangs are sharper than hers!

Wednesday: But you didn’t bite HARD enough, Yoko. Try again.

Yoko moves to the opposite side and moves the raven’s braid to bite her neck harder. But her teeth couldn’t pierce the skin.

Enid: No no no, you have to do it like this.

The werewolf proceeds to to bite the raven’s neck on the opposite side while Yoko still bites on the other. Wednesday isn’t phased though feels the pleasure of pain from the vampire and werewolf.

*THUD*

The three of them stopped what they were doing and slowly turned around to find Blanca and Divina in the doorway. Bianca dropped her bag while Divina Yoko’s bloody soda.

Bianca in disbelief: What the hell is going on?

Divina: What on earth are you two doing to Wednesday?!

Wednesday: I’m testing to see who has the harder bite. Do you want to try on me?

Bianca: That sounds so fucking stupid, why would I-

Divina: Sure!! *runs over to the three*

Wednesday: Why is she in a cage?

Yoko: Because she growled at me

Enid: *softly growling in her cage*

Wednesday: *sighs* Please get her out.

Yoko: Your funeral.

Yoko: What’s for breakfast?

Enid: Aw man. I think we ran out.

Wednesday: Ran out of what?

Enid: Of taco bread.

Bianca: Taco bread? What the hell are we eating?

Yoko: What the hell is taco bread?

Enid: Damn it. We don’t have any more taco bread. Looks like I can’t make breakfast burritos for us.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Do you fucking mean tortillas.

Enid: Yeah! That’s the one!

Wednesday turns around and walks away slowly, counting to ten.

Loosely based on a convo between me and @vaniloqu3nce 💀

Yoko: Do you realize you have to actually talk to a girl to get a girlfriend? What did you think was gonna happen?

Enid crying: I thought would just stand here and look pretty and hope for the best! *sobs*

Yoko leaving: Ugh, you’re so useless!

Divina and Wednesday watch the crying wolf from a distance.

Wednesday: How come she isn’t coming to talk to me?

Divina: How come YOU don’t go talk to her?

Wednesday: Oh please, Divina. Im the one who’s supposed to stand here and wait for her to talk to me.

Divina leaving: You’re so hopeless.

Wednesday drives the girls to Jericho

Enid kisses Wednesday’s cheek: Thank you for driving us, my raven. I really appreciate it.

Wednesday: Of course, Mi Amor. Anything for you. And my friends of course.

Yoko: I think I’m uncomfortable.

Divina: Me too.

Wednesday: I’m sorry the three of you have to be squished in the back.

Bianca: I don’t think it’s that, Wends. I think it’s the fact that we didn’t expect you to be picking us up in a HEARSE.

Yoko turns around and sees the coffin in the back

Yoko: Is that uh…. empty?

Wednesday: Of course it is, Yoko. Why on earth would I be driving with somebody in a coffin?

Bianca sighs: Why did you have to BRING the coffin?

-At Jericho-

Weems and Thornhill exit the diner.

Thornhill: Are you okay, Larissa?

Weems: I’m fine. It’s just all the stress I’m under.

Thornhill: The doctor said you need to take it easy. Maybe you should take a few nights off.

Weems: I’m fine, Marilyn. It’s not like death is knocking at my door any second now.

Wednesday pulls in front of the two adults.

Wednesday: Evening.

Weems sighs: Or I could be wrong.

Enid: *scolds Wednesday for the hundredth time*

Wednesday: *gazes at the werewolf lovingly*

Enid: Is any of this getting to you, Wednesday Friday Addams?!

Wednesday: You’re so gorgeous when you talk to me like that.

Enid: *embarrassed*

Enid: You’re so sweet, Wends…. I’m kind of speechless.

Wednesday: Why don’t you come here and let me fix that, Mon Coeur.

Enid: Gladly- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

Wednesday sighs: Damn it. So close.

Enid is sick

Enid groans in bed: I don’t think I’ll be able to go to class today.

Wednesday: How unfortunate, Mi Amor. I’ll be stuck with the vamp then.

Enid: Can you just tell them I’m sick?

Wednesday: You used your “sick” card too many times, Enid. But don’t worry, I have an excuse for you.

-In class-

Wednesday: I have some unfortunate news. Our dear wolf, Enid Sinclair has died tragically and will not be showing up today.

The class gasps. Yoko faints. Miss Thornhill is on the phone calling Weems. While everyone chats, Bianca goes up to the Raven.

Bianca whispering: She’s sick again isn’t she?

Wednesday: Yes she is.

Enid walks into the room to find Yoko hung upside down from the ceiling

Enid: *sighs* Do I want to ask?

Wednesday: Hi love. Don’t mind her. I’m just testing her bat like abilities.

Yoko sick: Wednesday for the last time I’m a vampire not a BAT.

Enid: Isn’t that the same thing?

Wednesday: Yeah, isn’t that the same thing?

Yoko: NO! No! No……. maybe?

Divina walks in

Divina: Ha ha ha. Like a bat!

Yoko: Damn it babe!

Beach Day with the girls

Enid, Bianca and Divina take a swim while the raven and vampire stay on the sand huddling under a large umbrella

Divina: Was it a good idea to bring them along?

Bianca: They look miserable.

Enid: Well…. They didn’t want to be left out. Besides they have each other!

-hiding under the umbrella-

Yoko: We look like idiots here.

Wednesday: Ugh, why does the sun have to be so bright?

Yoko: We should’ve just stayed home.

Wednesday: For once. I agree.

Yoko: *leans head on Wednesday’s shoulder*

Wednesday: *pushes her off*

Yoko: Maybe she’s… a witch.

Enid: She’s a psychic.

Yoko: How do we know for sure?

Enid: She told me! Plus she gets visions like other psychics here.

Yoko: She could be saying that. I think she’s a witch. She’s an Addams after all.

Enid: The Addams aren’t witches though.

Wednesday enters the room carrying a broomstick, a cauldron and a spell book

Wednesday: Sorry girls. Just had to clean up our room. The ritual got a little messy.

Yoko turns to Enid: Is she not a witch?!

Enid: So she has a hobby! That doesn’t automatically make her a witch! Wends, what we’re you trying to do?

Wednesday: I was trying to bring Goody back to life.

Yoko turns to Enid and gives her a look

Enid: Oh come on. Girls can’t just resurrect girls anymore?!

Yoko: Thanks for letting me sleep over guys!

Enid: No problem, Yoko! Always happy to have my best friend sleep over after being brutally scolded at by her girlfriend for missing their five year anniversary.

Yoko: Thanks….. and thank you for putting up with me, Wends.

Wednesday: No problem Yoko. Though I must warn you that I talk in my sleep.

-around midnight-

Wednesday: *sleeping*

Wednesday: I want to kill you, Yoko.

Yoko wakes up about to burst into tears

Enid walks in on Wednesday petting Yoko’s head lightly as the vampire buries her face in her legs

Enid: Yoko? Wednesday? What’s going on?

Wednesday continuously petting: Im comforting Yoko.

Yoko: *still crying*

Wednesday: She’s having a bad day.

Enid: Wends do you not know how to comfort people?

Wednesday: She’s crying because she bit Divina’s neck and she started bleeding…. and started sucking her blood.

Enid: Oh…

Enid:

Enid pets Yoko’s head lightly: There there.