Shitty Newsies Au - Tumblr Posts
Shitty AU #1
Jack is a competitive yo-yoer.
Shitty AU #4
Davey is a time traveler who came back to ensure Jack would save Crutchie, thus preserving the timeline that would lead to Homestuck being created.
newsies au where during the bottom line pulitzers moustache overtakes his full face until it's just his moustache and nothing else and thATS THE BOTTOM LINEEEEE
Shitty AU #5
Jack gets turned into a dog and the other boys have to find out why so they can turn him back.
To go along with shitty au #2: everyone is cis
Shitty AU #6
Jack is a SoundCloud rapper who thinks he’s hot shit.
Shitty AU #7
Jack refuses to speak unless he speaks in pig latin. Race is the only other person who knows how to speak pig latin.
Shitty AU #8
Les is one of quadruplets. Where are the other three, you ask? Dressed up in a trenchcoat on top of one another and calling themselves Davey.
WE'RE FORGETTING THE ORIGINAL SHITTY NEWSIES AU. AU where Davey is a lamp.
How dare I not include the original allow me to correct my mistake!
Shitty AU #9
Crutchie Morris is nothing more than an optimist.
Finch is obsessed with converting everyone to communism.
He calls everyone Comrade and only ever gives red clothing as gifts