Short Showers Are For Short People - Tumblr Posts

nose235678
4 years ago

How do people take short showers? Like I’m 5’8-5’9”, I have VERY long legs and I’m built like a Snoo-Snoo Amazon made of bricks. I have a lotta square footage to cover and that’s not even including my hair and skin routine. How fuckin’ small are other girls that they can get everything done in like 10 minutes...??

If I only had ten minutes of hot water, I’d be halfway through scrubbing one leg and might be done combing in my conditioner. I simply do not understand...

How Do People Take Short Showers? Like Im 58-59, I Have VERY Long Legs And Im Built Like A Snoo-Snoo
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HOW !!! tell me how I am tall I am broad I am quite long how the hell where short showers are for short people long showers for long people it’s a process futurama self care showers struggling and tall lanky
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