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I heard you’re writing a sexy story, you should put me in it

Roses are crimson Violets are blueish My story's a foursome It won't star you, bish

Hmm, I can do better... How about a Haiku? Sexy villa fic Ozzy Marshall & Lewie Ur not invited Of course I'm joking! You make more than one appearance in this story as a miserably unhappy boy, pining for MC after cheating on her with her sister, and then dumping her sister for Flo. And your heart rate challenge dance is beyond cringe. So you're not getting laid, but don't be sad babe, you are very technically IN the story, and that's all you asked for.