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Eivor: Would you say that you’re independent?

Sigurd: [Looks at Basim]

Basim: [Nods]

Sigurd: Yes, I'd say so.

Posting some more Incorrect quotes that make me laugh. This time featuring Sigurd, Vili, and Eivor.

Vili: What do you think Eivor will do for a distraction?

Sigurd: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

*Sigurd sighs*: ... or they could do that.

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*Eivor standing over a body*: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Sigurd: Wasn't Vili with you?

Vili: ....

Vili: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Eivor: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Vili: You and me!!!

Eivor, tearing up: Okay.

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Eivor : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Sigurd: What did you do?

Eivor : Nobody died.

Sigurd: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

My brother is always very careful with the company he keeps. If you are standing safely beside him, he must like you.

And now, I gift one of these secrets to you.

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla

Eivor looks so proud 🥹

instead of writing so I can finally post something on ao3, I spent way too much time drawing this stupid thing

(+ a bonus off cam shot of Sigurd getting smacked by the jenga piece Randvi punched lolol)

original vid:

babe im at hospital

eivor ‘i support men’s rights to shut the fuck up’ varinsdóttir

assassin’s creed valhalla + name meanings

brother shocked when sister who’s been saying so for decades turns out to be right

☀ ASSASSIN’S CREED: VALHALLA + colors of the sky [insp]

Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla + TEXT POSTS

insp.

”But you will not be here to see it.”

”Do not be so sure of that. The game is not over. The game is never over.”

...that's it!...

The Ragnarssons doing what they do best: fighting. 

Oh right I should share my cozytober stuff here too

I posted the first one as a wall of text but I am not chickening out of AO3

This is a prompt for day 5, but written on like day 8

Please don't mind my titles and please don't mind the self-critical capricorn in the room

♠ FATHERS AND CHILDREN

“I’m searching for my father. If you are determined to block our progress… Then you shall be moved!!”

i don’t know