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The hidden dialogue Ubisoft doesn’t want you to see! Assassin’s Creed Valhalla - Incorrect Quotes
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I would also like to thank, my lovely @ljufvina for helping me with the dialogue ideas and for being such a great advisor ^^
I raise Hercules anon, Kassandra’s inverse. Eivor enjoys all the Thor movies, she thinks they’re ridiculous and wildly inaccurate to the Norse lore but she has fun with them just the same. And when you get to Ragnarok she simps for Hel, she can’t stop herself. And she wants to use “get help” as a tactic now
Ash I love the way you think. Yes. 100% yes, Eivor is just here for a good time and looking for an excuse to catapult her brother into a crowd of people
Cute HCs you say?... Ok... How would each GOT character react to their significant other bringing home a lost animal and asking to keep it?
awwww
Not this shit again: Sandor. Seriously yalls little cottage and farm is looking like a petting zoo and he's constantly grumbling about it but he's also not saying no ... ...
will literally deny you nothing even if you've got several little rescues already: Jorah, Grey Worm and Robb. tho Jorah actually thinks the animal is cute (even if it's an unusual one...), Robb is just worried Greywind will think some are food. Grey Worm is happy to go along with it and thinks your little rescue group is adorable.
surprise! they also found a cute critter: Sam and Gilly. They attract a lot of them, probably just as much as you.
confused bc they couldve bought you any animal you wanted but at least you're content: Roose, Tywin, Petyr, Tyrion, Margaery - The latter two especially love that compassionate side of you, even if it's a cute scruffy thing you found on the road. Roose and Tywin just ignore it, lol. Petyr is a bit put out because seriously, he can just buy you the most expensive bird from wherever, but if you want that ...
they sigh but let you keep the animal bc they like that compassionate side of you: Stannis, Yara, Daenerys, Edmure, Edd. Edd in particular not doing much about it even if your shared home is full of little rescues.
say "sure" and forget the animal exists until it wakes them up at midnight demanding attention: Victarion, Brynden
they think you ought to return the animal to where it came from but, well ... if you can't find the mother ... it really does look cute and kind of pitiful: Brienne, Ned and Jon ... ... Ned also being the one who still isn't sure about keeping it, but ends up letting it sit in his lap while he's trying to work. Brienne tries to do the "reasonable" thing and let it go to the woods but then it's sad eyes (and your's) are too much for her to resist. She has to pet it.
this idiot is jealous of the animal: Ramsay
I think the real tragedy is that there’s no Callisto x Penelope fanfics that involve throne sex. I just know Callisto wouldn’t be able to resist after they get married
I just logged into the account, sorry
BUT YES!!!! WE NEED THIS KIND OF FANFICS!!!❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
If Callisto was half joking about doing it quickly near Judith's room and Penelope practically didn't say no to him, then they are capable of making out right there in the throne lmao
page 5 of this rebornfell adventure!
I’m not even gonna say anything, I’m just gonna start laughing along with our new unseen friend.
Previous page: here!
next page: here!
Read from the start: here!
I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just watched X-Men 97 and I was unable to get this out of my mind! I'm most happy Cyclops is finally getting his flowers because he has been subjected to hateration for far too long!!!
Artist: a révélation - self portrait
(wakes up after a million year nap) DID YOU KNOW BRAD IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN RAY
Hello! I don't know if you do requests, but could you draw Medic wearing Heavy's shirt? Maybe in the morning, he's stole it!
I know you probably wanted something soppy but this is what my horrible brain thought of.
Also, Delia meeting the French scholar who helped Ash as an adult figure and having a whirlwind romance years after either her deadbeat ex left or her late husband died peaks.
Not to forget Sycamore, the oddly put together wet cat he is, meeting this wonderful, caring, and capable woman and becoming smitten as she gets him and his son (adopted, pseudo-adopted, or bio it's true regardless) to take care of themselves as much as they do their Pokemon is just*chef's kiss*
I have discovered a rarepair/crackship and it's criminal how underused the tag is on AO3, like, I get it, it can be a small fandom when it comes down to shipping sometimes, but even so... Only 7 works for a verified tag? It's disappointing.
Let me introduce you, Pokefans, curious bystanders, and that one person that just stumbled across my shitpost, to the wonder that is the
ship.
It's absolutely mad but at the same time, there's a certain inspiring brilliance to it. Only a mad genius could have thought of this.
It's so off the walls, I can scarce begin to guess at the line of thought that led to its existence, yet the ideas it brings are fun. Like the thought of Augustine Sycamore panicking over Ash after the Kalos Crisis, and panicked calls between French Zoologist Dad and Japanese Restaurant Mom when their Reckless Sporty Child jumps off of their equivalent of the Eiffel Tower after chasing down the family pet with rabies. Not to forget the Greenfield incident, where oh look your wife just got supernaturally kidnapped and you're an ocean away while your son fights something that looks like God to get her back.
Also, Alain and Ash being brothers and Delia having a romance for the ages with the Kalosian apprentice that Professor Oak had brought on in their young adulthood.
Yet again I have a wellspring of inspiration and it's because of a rarepair that under the right conditions can be a crackship.
...*sigh*
I JUST HAD A THOUGHT
So I have a drawing of a possible sword spirit for the feirce diety's sword I recently finished and I'm planning on doing more for various other magical swords throughout the loz series, and I suddenly got a possibly super shitpost-y idea.
Me: Majora's weapons are whips, maybe I can draw a spirit for those (probably) magic whips?
My brain: ok cool, but consider: majora is their whip's spirit
