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man the simon the devious reveal retroactively makes this episode SO much funnier. nandor acting out how he wants to be fucked against his bar in front of this poor random human guy who absolutely didn't sign up for this? awful, gives me secondhand embarrassment for everyone involved. but on the other hand, SIMON THE DEVIOUS having to sit through nandor's pantomime of his sexual fantasies while having to act like this is a perfectly normal conversation to have, all so he can get his hands on a cursed hat made out of a witch's skin? 10/10 peak comedy. this man went through the most awkward however many days of his life and he signed up for that WILLINGLY. the dedication.

simon doing so much just to get the witch hat and being so into the little script he's made is so funny when you think about how nadja did the exact same when trying to convince the principal to let colin attend school. the vampires are apparently super into roleplay and they take it very seriously

laszlo’s witch hat is the Chekhov’s Gun of wwdits except instead of going off and killing someone it’s a foolproof indicator that simon the devious WILL be in the episode

I just watched the grand Budapest yesterday and these two reminded me of Simon and laszlo