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Im high from sniffing glue so hear me out.

Skeleton! Reader in Teyvat

Cue to the residents of Teyvat watching in horror as a LITERAL skeleton walks the streets with extreme swagger. Their whole personality is based af like that one Spanish Skeleton on YouTube.

I like to imagine Character and readers conversation like:

“Please cover up this is a public space…”

“My brother is Barbatos I AM A FUCKING SKELETON. I HAVE NO GENITALS *aggressively points between legs*”

Character: *looks away*

“Bruh if you can’t look here then I bet you can’t even look at your own balls while showing, can you? Oh forget that you don’t even have any you pussy.”

“Wha-“

“People have skeletons naked in laboratories all the f*cking time, BUT SERIOUSLY LOOSE IT WHEN I WALK AROUND NAKED HUH??? I NEED TO KNOW WHOS BEHIND THIS HYPOCRISY”

And then they proceed to traumatise the character like that…

The shenanigans get worse when it’s co-op mode and more skeleton friends join and-

Wtf it’s a spooky scary skeletons party….

Oh yeah you met albedo and uh…

“You are a skeleton functioning like a normal human being without any organs or tissues, how interesting…may i study you?”

“The only thing you will be studying is deez nuts….which I don’t have so goodbye amigo.”