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the fast lane : masterlist

Pairing: bangchan x reader x felix

Summary: Welcome to the world of underground street racing. Chan is known for his flashy cars and confident attitude. You're new to the racing scene, eager but inexperienced. Felix is known for his sneaky tactics and charming demeanour. What happens when all three of your worlds collide?

Warnings: illegal street racing, skz racer!au, chan and felix (yep that's a warning), more warnings will be added as the series progresses !

part one : the bet

part two : the lollipop

part three : porcelain and gold

part four : unexpected contact

Texting bf skz when they don't get you the present you want (hyung line.) Pt.1

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Fluff ofc, tries smth new and did text messages 🤭, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

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Bangchan

Lee know

Changbin

Hyunjin

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Haven't posted in a while srry abt that, I just had to post bc it's Christmas Eve,well was.

Yea this was supposed to be out tomorrow sorry abt that everyone 😪

When your bro out-babygirls u infront of everyones salad

Skz being jealous over a guy flirting w their SO

pairing: boyfriend!skz x reader genre: crack, fluff, possessive skz warnings: ANGRY SKZ author's notes: I won't be adding Seungmin or IN to this list, as I have currently chosen not to write for them. That might change in the future, but as of right now that is where I stand. Please feel free to send in any requests. This was really fun to do! 💙💙

Chan: He'd be nervous, but trusts you. He would do his best not to show that he's jealous. However that doesn't mean he would leave you alone for a second. He wouldn't say anything but would keep an arm around you or hold your hand. He'd be glued to you for the rest of the night, you wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom without him waiting outside for you.

Lee know: This man would not bat an eye, he'd give them the death stare of their life. If he could force choke them out he would. He would make it so unbelievable obvious too. And if that didn't turn the guy off you he would definitely put himself between you two. He'd yell, make a some comment very loudly about how annoying the other guy was. He'd be very open and very agitated. Not only that he would 100% physically intervene if he thought he needed to.

Changbin: He would start out as cocky. Playing off the too cool and he has you so therefore everyone else should feel jealous. But that would fade very quickly. He'd become extremely irritated and vocal about you not being interested. Like Lee Know he wouldn't hesitate to be physical.

Hyunjin: He would be disgusted at the other guys attempt. Which he wouldn't hide at all. He'd make some sassy comments about the guy not matching you. And how it would only happen in his dreams. Stating that you already had the perfect partner and it was him, and only him. He'd be very confident in himself but disgusted in another persons interest in you. (Honestly I think he'd be the funniest to watch)

Han: He'd would be sooooo conflicted. Depending on who the guy flirting with you is, he'd either want to leave and sulk about it for the rest of the day. In which you would have to console him with lots of kisses on his pouty lips. Or in an anxiety/panicked outburst he'd call you 'baby', loudly and across the room, almost letting the whole neighbourhood know he loves you. In this case he'd demand you say it back to hm just as loudly.

Felix: Out of spite he'd introduce himself to the guy, his brightest friendliest smile on display. Intentionally taking the focus off of you and sit between you. Like chan he'd make sure to keep his arm around you or establish obvious physical touch, only to then purposefully talk about your relationship to him. Gushing about how amazing you were and how close you two are. Reminiscing romantic moments, just to rub it in their face.

Skz meeting your protective older brother..

pairing: boyfriend!skz x reader genre: crack, meeting older protective brother warnings: none author's notes: This one was too cute! Thank you so much for sending this in 💙💙

Chan: His awkward laugh would be out in full force. He would be dead set on trying to show his mature side and hide is immature (cute) side, while also maintaining a friendly air. He'd would second guess his answers when your brother pried or questioned him. He would overdo formality for sure only to make himself cringe. However, his sincerity wouldn't go unnoticed by your brother.

Lee Know: He'd say he wasn't nervous, but he was. And the more nervous he got the more he frowned, falling into a rigid posture. He'd pick his words carefully keeping his sentences short. Yet like your protective brother, he was also very protective. So if your brother took things too far in teasing you or pestering you his nerves would disappear and his outspoken nature would emerge. He'd scold your brother for upsetting you and saying mean things. He might tease you but no one could make you sad.

Changbin: On the way to meet your brother you'd be the nervous one, he'd try to convince you it would be ok. He'd try to keep you calm but when you're actually there your nerves would disappear and he'd turn almost shy. Not knowing where to look, or how close he should sit to you. He'd shift in his seat, all jest he had on the way there would gone. He wouldn't smile until after leaving and then he would just deflate in a puddle.

Hyunjin: He be pretty calm and confident through the whole thing. Under your brothers show of an overbearing stare he wouldn't flinch. Probing questions wouldn't faze him, but if something was too far or he deemed inappropriate he would not hold his tongue. He'd make some remark about your brother being nosy. It would stun your brother, but you'd only laugh. He had already told you there was nothing your brother could possibly do to drive him away from you and he was not afraid to prove it.

Han: He would consistently be anxious leading up to the meeting. I'm talking weeks in advance. He would be trying to pick an outfit for days, overthinking it over and over again. He'd ask you things about your brother like 'does he go to the gym', 'is he scary', 'does he like cute things' and etc. Fretting about if he should bring a present with him, like a peace offering, but then his brain would run away from him and he'd be worried if that seemed like he was trying to make a trade for you. You would laugh at his antics, but also do your best to reassure him that your brother may be protective but as soon as he saw how much you were loved, there would be nothing to worry about.

Felix: He'd be overly excited about you wanting him to meet your brother. He'd take it as a sign that you're just as serious about him as he is about you. He wouldn't reign bak any skinship in front of your brother. He's the type to genuinely want know about your sibling relationship and when you mentioned your brother was protective of you he thought it was the sweetest. He would thank your brother for taking care of you and helping raise you; giving him the opportunity to meet you and fall for you.

i just read your skz being jealous(?) over a guy flirting with their s/o but what about a GIRL flirting with their s/o?

pairing: boyfriend!skz x reader genre: crack, jealous boyfriend warnings: none author's notes: I honestly think most of the boys would have the same reaction as with a man flirting with you. I think there would be an element of surprise but other than that. I think they are self-aware enough to understand that a woman can be just as much a threat as a man when it comes to you. Thank you for sending this in!💙💙

Chan: If anything he wouldn't realize that she was flirting with you at first, but then he'd pick up on the things she was saying or more like how she talked to you. He'd definitely respect her for trying, but ultimately he'd sit or stand quietly next to you waiting for you to let her down. He wouldn't say anything himself, until you'd introduce him to her. He'd be all smiles and very respectful and mindful of himself.

Lee Know: Male or female, this man is possessive. Anyone could look at you and he would be annoyed. That doesn't mean that he won't be impressed by you. Your ability to attract all genders wouldn't be lost on him. His piercing gaze would be on anyone breathing the same air as you. He'd be just as vocal with a female flirting with you. Moving you to stand away from here, putting himself in the middle to tell her to move on. He wouldn't bite his tongue.

Changbin: Honestly he would have the same reaction as with a man. However, I do think he would be shocked. He wouldn't have left your side all night so for her to try with him there would leave him momentarily baffled. Which would turn into being cocky and smirking to himself, especially if you shut it down quickly. But if you didn't or she wasn't getting the hint he would be agitated and snappy.

Hyunjin: He'd be in shock. Thinking 'is she really acting like I'm not here', annoyance plastered on his face. There's no way he'd take it lightly. If you didn't brush her off immediately he'd be short with you all night. Especially if he was the one who had to make her leave. He'd create such a show in his display that you'd want to hide, but he wouldn't ket you. He would hold you in place and make you tell her you were taken.

Han: He'd second guess himself. 'Is she hitting on her? Am I imagining it?'. He'd be stuck in a mental argument with himself. You'd turn her down graciously and when you did he'd feel dumb for not going with his gut. You'd call him cute, and he'd be pouty for not being able to defend you himself. You'd have to agree that next time you'd tell him so he could be the one to say something.

Felix: Just because he thought it was sweet doesn't mean he'd take it lightly. His ultimate goal would be to make friends with them as fast as possible, that way when he brought up your relationship it would hit her deep. He'd be sweet and sincere and she'd like him which would make her stop her attempts in he tracks, either she'd walk away or talk more to him than you.

If you could please do skz forgetting your birthday. Thank you!!!

pairing: boyfriend!skz x reader genre: crack, forgetful skz warnings: none author's notes: I assumed it was boyfie skz being forgetful, so I wrote it with that in mind. I didn't know whether to do at as you had to remind them after they forgot or what they would do if they remembered, so I picked the latter. A best friend version might be interesting too.🤔 Also it makes me seriously curious to know what SKZ love languages are.. Let me know what you think they would be! I'd love to talk about it. I love these so much! I get so excited to do these for you 💙💙

Chan: He wold absolutely panic. I don't doubt he would figure it out himself, already late into the day, regardless of that he would call you instantly. Telling you how guilty he feels for letting work distract him. Even if it was still early in the day and you didn't even know he forgot he would out himself.

Lee Know: He wouldn't say anything. Just give you a call to say a 'happy birthday' then asking when you're free to go out for dinner. He would. keep it super chill and you wouldn't even know that he forgot. Acting like he always did, but inside panicking. He'd go out the same day to find you something, researching up until late the next day new restaurants he wanted to take you to.

Changbin: He would absolutely find a way out of what he was doing, figure out where you were and then show up. He would bust through every obstacle to be able to tell you happy birthday in person. He would also out himself for forgetting, apologizing for not being more aware. He appreciates quality time so he would make it his mission to spend every free moment you each had together, appearing with your favourite drink and snack in hand. (Honestly, Chsngbin's EQ is pretty high so out of everyone I think he would be the least to forget as well as having it set in his phone calendar.)

Hyunjin: He wouldn't do anything crazy. He'd be on the chill side. Telling you he forgot and then asking when you were free. He'd assume you'd be out with friends or family so he wouldn't want to intrude any plans you already head. Scheduling in a time to meet and what you wanted to do, he'd show up early ready spending the time doing whatever you wanted to do for as long as you wanted. He would have completely cleared his day for you.

Han: His first response would be to completely panic. The worst part would be is that he bought you a present and had a plan to set up a date night catered specifically for you, but he would end up so busy that he forgot when the day came. He would apologize profusely for days after as well. He'd almost over do it in his attempts to make sure you weren't mad at him.

Felix: He would come up with a plan before you even realized he forgot. Then he'd turn it into a surprise. However, he would tell you and apologize for forgetting such an important day. (In my honest opinion tho, I don't think he'd forget. He'd have it memorized to the exact time you were born. Planning what to get you for weeks.)

LMFAO JEONGIN'S 😭

𐙚 : 'YOU'VE HAD GIRL BEFORE ME' W/ SKZ ( text ) ֶָ֢ !

request: could u do something where reader texts skz upset abt how theyve probaly slept with another girl before they met reader? tysm

authors note. i hope you like it , i didn't know if you wanted angst or not and since I'm not good at angst i chose something else

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

©️LUVYENI

Bang chan is adorable!!

When your Bro pulls unbelievable levels of cuteness

Lee know being an Icon

Falling, Laughing, Loving

SUMMARY: Life gets harder after falling in love, but he doesn't care

Crazy in love! Minho x Reader

Minho used to think luck was for the overly optimistic. He was always a realist—things worked out because he worked for them. The world didn’t hand out success based on some invisible charm; you had to earn it. That’s how he became the best student in his class. It wasn’t luck that got him praised by the dean. It wasn’t luck that helped him win the baseball championship either. And when he stood on stage with a certificate in his hand, or when the dean patted him on the back, or when his team celebrated their trophy win, Minho felt… nothing.

He knew he should have felt proud, maybe even ecstatic. But all it was to him was another task checked off his list, another thing expected of him.

That was before you.

Minho didn’t notice it at first. You were just his classmate, the girl sitting a few rows away during lectures, always scribbling in your notebook and looking half-lost but still managing to answer questions when asked. But the more he saw you, the more he found himself wondering what was going on in your mind.

And then, there was that one day. It was after an exhausting class—everyone was groaning about the workload, but you? You were smiling, laughing about something with your friend. It was contagious, and for the first time, Minho felt something different. A lightness in his chest. A laugh bubbled up inside him just because you were smiling.

That was when he started noticing you more. The way your laughter echoed in the classroom, the way you’d zone out and absentmindedly tap your pen on the desk, the way your eyes lit up when you got an answer right. He didn’t know how or when, but Minho was falling. Slowly, but surely.

And that’s when life decided to play a trick on him.

Minho stood with his friends at the top of the stairs near the college's entrance, chatting about an upcoming project. He was mid-sentence when his thoughts drifted. There you were, at the bottom of the stairs, laughing with someone. His mind instantly focused on you—your smile, the way your eyes crinkled when you laughed.

Then it happened.

Without warning, his foot slipped, and before he knew it, he was tumbling down the stairs. His body hit the steps hard, but his mind was still on you. When he landed at the bottom, groaning in pain, he looked up and there you were, staring down at him with a surprised but amused expression.

Minho’s brain wasn’t even processing the pain. All he could focus on was the fact that you were at the bottom of the escalator. You were watching, concern and amusement dancing in your eyes. You hurried over, a slight smile tugging at your lips.

"You alright, Minho?" you asked, crouching down to his level, gently brushing his hair away from his forehead. Your touch was featherlight, but it set his skin on fire.

Minho blinked up at you, his heart doing somersaults in his chest. "Y-yeah… I’m good," he stammered, trying to act cool but failing miserably.

You stood up, giving him a light pat on the shoulder. "Be careful next time, alright? We don’t want to lose our best student to a staircase."

Minho stood frozen for a moment, watching you leave, a stupid grin forming on his face. His friends ran up to him, their eyes wide with concern.

"Bro, are you okay?" Jisung asked, gripping his arm.

"Yeah, dude, you just face-planted down like ten steps," Hyunjin added.

Minho blinked, snapping out of it. "Wait, did you see that?" he asked, excitement bubbling in his voice.

"Yeah, we saw you nearly break your neck," his friend deadpanned.

"No, not that!" Minho shook his head, still grinning. "She laughed. Because of me!"

His friends stared at him, clearly confused.

"Dude, you almost broke your face," Seungmin said.

Minho only laughed, ignoring their bewildered looks. "She laughed," he repeated softly, his heart swelling at the memory, "Because of me, she touched my head too...".

His friends exchanged looks, clearly baffled. "Bro, you hit your head harder than we thought."

That night, Minho was at home, sitting at the kitchen table with his four-year-old cousin, Jun, who was visiting with his family. The little boy squirmed in his seat as Minho scrolled through his phone, landing on a picture of you from a group project last semester.

"Look, Jun," Minho said, showing the picture to the wide-eyed child. "Isn’t she pretty?"

Jun looked at the screen, eyes going big with curiosity before a giggle escaped him. "She’s cute!"

"Right?" Minho smiled fondly, completely smitten.

Just as he was about to swipe to another photo, Jun, in his excitement, knocked over his juice, spilling it all over the table—and Minho’s class notes. The liquid soaked through the paper, smudging ink and ruining hours of work.

But Minho didn’t flinch. Normally, he’d be frustrated, maybe even furious. Instead, he grinned, wiping the table casually with a cloth.

"Ah, Jun! You couldn’t handle her cuteness either, huh?" Minho laughed, patting his cousin’s head. "Don’t worry, she’s so gorgeous, even I can’t handle it sometimes."

His high school cousin, seated across from him, nearly choked on his food. "Are you serious right now? You’re not mad?"

Minho looked up, still smiling. "Why would I be mad? I just got to show Jun the prettiest girl in the world."

His cousin blinked, setting down his fork. "Minho, dude, are you okay? Did you hit your head today?"

Minho laughed again, a carefree sound that made his cousin squint at him like he was losing his mind. But he didn’t care. None of it mattered. All he could think about was the fact that earlier, you had laughed at his clumsiness, you called out his name, you touched his hair with your soft fingers, he could still feel them. You had patted his shoulder and smiled at him.

He leaned back in his chair, sighing dreamily. "I’m great. Never better."

The next day, Minho walked into class, his eyes immediately scanning the room for you. You were there, sitting near the window, that same peaceful smile on your face as you stared outside. He found a seat behind you, unable to focus on anything other than how much his luck had changed since you entered his life.

A few days later, you and Minho found yourselves walking out of class together. It wasn’t planned—it just sort of happened. You were talking about something, your voice filling the quiet hallway, and Minho was only half-listening. He was too busy watching you, the way your lips moved when you spoke, the way your hair bounced with each step.

He was so distracted, he didn’t see the doorframe.

With a loud thunk, Minho walked straight into the edge of the door, groaning as he rubbed his forehead.

"Oh my God, are you okay?" you asked, clearly trying not to laugh as you reached out to steady him.

Minho winced, but seeing you trying so hard not to laugh at his misfortune made the pain completely worth it. "I’m fine. Totally fine," he said, flashing you a sheepish smile.

You giggled, shaking your head. "You’re such a klutz lately."

Minho chuckled, brushing off the embarrassment. "Yeah, but if I make you laugh, it’s totally worth it."

"What?" You asked, pretending to not hear.

"Nothing, I'm just enjoying my life a bit too much" He laughs.

Before you, he’d never thought of himself as lucky. Even with all his achievements, nothing ever really felt like it mattered. But now? Every little mishap, every small inconvenience, every time he tripped or spilled something—it all seemed worth it, just because it led to moments where he got to see you smile, hear your laugh, or feel your touch, even if it was just a pat on the shoulder.

And as Minho stood there next to you, he knew one thing for certain:

He was the luckiest guy in the world.

creds to this author. I LOVED THIS SO MUCH ACTUALLY AND THE HCS FEEL SO ACCURATE

high school hcs - skz

➤ genre : headcanons - fluff, crack!

➤ warnings : just school stuff (projects, deadlines, etc.)

➤ a/n : just smth my friend and i were talking about, so i thought i should write it! as always feedback is appreciated, and please tell me if you’d like more headcanons! lowercase intended !

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bang chan !

he’d be the teacher’s pet FOR SURE 

pls boy just wants to be nice, he didn’t ask for the privilege

will help you with anything and everything

like you don’t even have to ask, if he thinks you’re having trouble, he’s at your side

the classic “earphones on the bus looking out the window” guy

he’d let you sit down beside him,,, he just won’t talk to you a lot

can’t rlly blame him, talking on the bus in the morning is a no-no

especially since he probably stayed up the last night solving some extra test papers 

SUCH a people-pleaser, he cannot sleep if some teacher said something mildly bad about him that day

this adorable bright smile the day he graduates :( you know the one

lee know !

a menace. 

but like not in an obvious way??  

like the type to literally roll his eyes at anything slightly annoying

“yes i’m better than you and you know it”

he’s like the one guy in a friend group who’s just,,,, there

but obviously so sweet when you know him

will tell the teacher that the submission date of a project is in two days just because you still haven’t finished it 

and the teacher believes him??? yeah he’s that guy

does everything on time, to create a good impression on the teacher and uses it to his advantage

has his little smile on his face on graduation day and it shows all his pride

changbin !

lowkey gives off baseball/volleyball vibes

yes i know those are two completely different sports

but either works

him in volleyball shorts >>> 

definitely spends a lot of time working out and motivates others to do the same bc fitness!!! 

a super healthy lifestyle everyone admires

like the man probably cycles to school after making himself a spinach corn sandwich for lunch that day

basically a jock (minus the arrogance, plus the need to inspire everyone around him)

to add to the sandwich hc, he LOVES to cook

having him over for a sleepover basically means spending half your time in the kitchen

sitting on the counter and watching him work

goofs around on graduation day and promises to stay in touch with literally everyone

hyunjin !

the guy whose paintings are used as an example in art class

“everyone look at hyunjin’s painting!! this is what i expect from all of you!” says the teacher as hyunjin smiles sheepishly

he doesn’t want to boast, but he’s genuinely just that good

also gives you real feedback when you ask for it and nicely!!! 

okay but besides painting, i think he’d try really really hard in school

will stress out over every single deadline even though everyone knows he’s going to be done with the work before time

also i just think he would be interested in theatre?? maybe not acting specifically but definitely designing of the sets and stuff idk

saving up for a motorcycle idc (we were robbed of b me hyunjin)

the whole school fights to let him keep the long hair 

he gives his favourite teacher a painting on his graduation day as a thank you :( 

han !

the guy whose voice you can hear across ROOMS

like his laugh is 90% of the noise at lunch 

everyone knows him

“han? oh you mean the guy who [insert a han thing to do]”

and then he feels bad when he doesn’t remember their names bc </3

gets distracted so easily? like one day he’d be super into skating and then the next he’s asking hyunjin to teach him to draw a hippopotamus

has like a cliche secret book he writes poetry in (its GOOD let me tell you)

causes so much havoc when everyone’s preparing for like a dance or an exhibition or smth bc !! no classes c’mon let’s run around!!!!

but honestly he’s just really sweet :(

will always listen to you no matter what you’re talking about

is really just more comfortable if you’re open to listen to him too

definitely prefers solo projects because he doesn’t want to cause miscommunication in a group

is going around congratulating everyone on graduation

felix !

an angel. AN ANGEL.

he knows everyone

along with their birthdays and favourite colour

literally you can’t hate him?? 

and the few people who do learn to keep their distance and don’t bother him, otherwise they WILL face consequences

he’s so friendly like hello how are you this sweet PLS

he does get sad when people think he’s fake or whatever but feels better with his friends <3

smiles at anyone and everyone in the corridor

can cheer you up in an instant, like just being around him gives everyone serotonin

is known for his brownies (and often is asked for the recipe!)

people always want to sit beside him on the bus on field trips

hugs.

His Smile ™ as he’s standing on stage on graduation day; brings a congratulatory cake 

seungmin !

the arrogant topper IM SORRY

he’s a menace in an obvious way

he knows what he’s doing.

BUT we see character development throughout high school

has an interesting book with him on the bus and will open up about it if you show genuine interest

and he eventually tutors a couple people and is surprisingly nice about it :D

absolutely despises group projects

he just doesn’t work as well with other people (perfectionist iykyk)

will look at you in disgust if you even mention breaking the rules

oh and not subtle death glares if he doesn’t like you

damage control in the laboratory

probably gets some extra award on graduation day and tbh he deserves it

i.n !

is the darling of the school and knows it

another menace but gets away with it every single time

the guy who doesn’t study for a test and STILL excels at it

is surprisingly smooth when he has a crush

idk he gives me school band vibes?

he plays the flute and IS SO GOOD AT IT

he likes to whistle as he’s walking home after school and can whistle entire songs

super focused and determined to get everything done right 

like yk he takes projects and stuff very seriously and tries to be as creative with them as possible

people call dibs to have him as their project partner bc he’s literally so good at presentations???

all the teachers be congratulating him on his graduation like “where does the time go” or something of the sort