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Skippy: AUNT SLAPPY, LET’S COMMIT A FELONY!

Slappy: SKIPPY!

Skippy: Oh sorry. Whispers in her ear Aunt Slappy, wanna commit a felony with me?

Slappy: whispers back Yeah, sure

Slappy: The next person to say 'weird flex, but okay' is gettin' dynamite down their pants

Dot: Unusual claim, but to each their own

Wakko: Strange brag, but what'ev

Yakko: Preposterous boast, but alas

Slappy: Hey doc, I think you mean illegal

Wakko: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Dot: Not if they consent to it

Yakko: Depends on who you’re stabbing

Scratchy: YES!?!?

#Slappy

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again