Sleepwalking - Tumblr Posts
How da boys sleep walk in a nutshell:
*gets up in the middle of the night* "mmmm...marmalade...." *toddler walks to the refrigerator and takes out a 2 liter Dr.Pepper* "Here daddy.....your saké.....y-you first...." *counts the amount of people which obviously the seats are empty* "ooooh!" *sips and makes a face*
*four minutes later, gets pumped and goes to the hashi and stares at the cieling for a good 2 minutes*
*stressed* "I know!....shut up!"
*maniacally laughs and wanders out of the lair and then comes back all wet and soggy. Touches himself and gasps* "I'm a fish babe!.....pet me!"
*dances and sings the macarena and the passes out on the table*
*gets up at 1:30 am and strips himself naked while wandering around* "it's my turn now.....move....." *dances when no music is playing* "dis my shit...."
*looks around and blinks* "quack" *sticks his head in the fridge* "why is it so cold outside!!?"
*snorts a cupcake, and stares at the cieling with his arm reaching out*
*passes out on the floor ass up and face down*
*stand up at 12:15 am and walks to the kitchen and grabs an egg* "here..." *can't find the Table and places it on the floor*
*walks to his lab and yells* "hello! This is My Bitch!!"
*stares at his equipment for five minutes, and then confusingly walks to his computer*
*turns on the screen and puts on some 1950s shows and shouts at the wall reaching out* "wait!! Let me touch you baby!....yeah....."
*Sings out of nowhere* "is this the real life... is this just fantasy....
*talks randomly even more* "I wanna place an order for delivery.....I want cheese its..."
*runs and body slams his computer causing the screens to break and malfunction*
*laughs and snorts like a mad man* "underwear..."
*passes out on top of the broken computer*
*wakes up at 2 am, toddler runs, and grabs the laundry basket* "I got this...." *just puts an oversized tank top on the couch*
*talks randomly* "Shhhh!!....." "Ok....."
*Humps the refrigerator*
*takes out a jar of mayonnaise and eats some thinking it was ice cream and gets grossed out* "it's expired....."
*still sitting at the table* "Boobies....."
*runs like a toddler and stares at Leo's plants* "it's my new home..." *sits on it*
*passes out sitting in the bathtub*
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Here is another random boys Sleep walking in a nutshell! Part 2!:
*gets up naked at 2 am and wanders around* "Where is it?...." *holds up a piece of paper and runs around with it* "I had it!...." *wanders around again*
*Slaps a mannequin* "I don't want that shit!" *stares at it for 2 minutes* "sure...."
*says random stuff* "Poo poo!" "I eat stuff!"
*passes out on the couch while holding a tea pot*
*gets up at 3 am flipping the bird*
*Toots* "who?...."
*talks randomly* "Don't steal my Weiner! I love my weiner!"
*grabs mikey's clean underwear from the drawer, and puts it over his face*
*stares at Leo's playboy poster and touches it*
"Fuck...."
*passes out sitting down on a random chair*
*gets up at 12 am and waddles to his lab. And stands there for 30 seconds, and says something random* "I like tits...."
*ends up dumping some fluid he was working on hours ago without realizing it*
*goes to the fridge and grabs two soda cans* "this is blue...."
*insults the chair in front of him* "you suck.....no. you suck!...."
*makes out with a basketball and passes out in his bed with the ball in his arms*
*gets up at 11:30 PM, and lifts up the bed sheets* "OOAUGH!! nice!"
*toddler runs and goes to the fridge* "oh no! It's dying!"
*he grabs the soda cans and runs outside with them and throws them outside in the rain laughing*
*runs back inside the lair and grabs his rocket board and rides off outside*
*next thing you know he passes out in a garbage can in an alley, and gets found by Donnie who tracks him down easily.* 😅
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woke up at four in the morning with half a block of cream cheese shoved in my mouth and a bowl of shredded cheese on the floor....
what the FUCK does sleepwalking me want?? to get grounded?? to become executed?? to get dragged to the store to get more??? what does this mean?????
Sleepwalking
Time stands still the way it did before
It’s like I’m sleepwalking
Take my hand and give me a reason to start again
Your eyes are swallowing me
Help me find a way to breathe
Can you save my darkened soul?
Will you wait for me?
I need a story where Danny has gained a habit of sleepwalking, o ly his ghost powers make it ten times worse. He'll wake up in abandoned buildings, secret bases, and on occasion he'll wake up and find himself mid-flight.
This is funny on its own, but throw in DC characters who just keep seeing this normal-ish looking teen in places he shouldn't have been able to get into. The Bat Cave, safehouse, Titan's tower, anywhere civilians shouldn't be able to access. And when they try to approach him, he just vanishes.
Today's disabled character of the day is Pyra/Mythra/Pnuema from Xenoblade Chronicles 2, who have dissociative identity disorder. Pyra has somnambulism
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[Image Description: Three drawings of three woman who each represent different alters. The first image shows Pyra. Pyra has short red hair and red eyes. She is wearing short red and black armor with gold and green ornamentation. She has blue diamond shaped earrings and a golden tiara with a blue gem in the center. The second image has Mythra. Mythra has long blond hair and golden eyes. She is wearing a sleeveless white dress with an open chest, long white gloves, and green shoulder plates. She is wearing blue diamond shaped earrings, and golden tiara with green gem and white wing shapes on each side. The third image shows Pnuema. She has long green hair pulled back into a ponytail and green eyes. She is wearing a blue and green plate suit of armor with emerald green crystal-like ornamentation. She is also wearing green circular earrings and a silver tiara a with a green pointed gem. They all have a light skin tone.]