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The implication of cannibalism (Or at least the spirit of it)?! In my E for Everyone nostalgic classic? It's more likely than you think!
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: In Sly 2: Band of Thieves, Jean Bison says everyone knows that all turtles are stupid/useless– showing there’s anti-turtle prejudice in the Sly Cooper universe. But the rabbit hole goes deeper. While we never see non-Cooper raccoons or other hippos, we do see other turtles in Mz Ruby’s level, and that’s where things get Creepy. In the Sly Cooper universe there’s always a clear divide between “human animals” and “animal animals”- but not for these turtles. One of the guards is an undead turtle who throws his head at you, but he doesn’t wear clothes like “human animals” do and cowers in fear when you approach him, like a cornered animal. Mz Ruby has a turtle servant named Chumley escort you to her– and while he has a name, the ability to understand English, and the human role of a servant, he looks/acts just like an “animal-turtle.” The level is also full of ropes that have dead turtle “decorations” on the ends. There are even moments when Bentley says he’s too disgusted and can’t bear to watch Sly go through this mission– he makes general comments about how the level is “unsanitary” but was that the Real reason?? How does this world treat turtles??? What happened to the turtles in the Sly Cooper universe????????
Some mission failed screens from Sly 2~
Scenario- Sly 2: Band of Theives, but it’s bound to pg13 movie rules.
“Clockwerk,
He was consumed with jealously for the Cooper Clan’s thieving reputation.
Is it inappropriate to refer to him as a monster?
No, not at all.
What kind of person stays alive for hundreds of years with the express intention of wiping out a rival’s family line?
Imagine the hatred fueling that first decision, to replace his mortal body… with soulless machinery.
Ultimately, it did the trick. Clockwerk lived on….”
oh me? nothing much. just at my job patrolling the same linear path through a warehouse as always. yeah i can hear someone creeping around and as soon as they step into my line of sight they are dead as fuck. but not until then. cant be too hasty with these things
Top five Bentley plans:
5. Provoking the cops by desecrating some witch’s tomb, kidnapping a bunch of ghosts, and dropping them down the chimney of an interpol HQ
4. Creating a “moon spirit costume” for Murray by covering him in radioactive crude oil
3. Dynamite fishing in order to attract a blind grizzly bear in order to destroy some oil mains in order to create massive fires in order to steal an eagle egg in order to put said egg in Jean Bison’s pocket during the Lumber games so that an eagle would attack him and mess up his axe swing
2. Rigging the upcoming aerial dogfight tournament in the team’s favor by drugging and hijacking a feral dire wolf and using it to just slaughter the competition in broad daylight.
1. Taking a saltwater croc and intentionally turning it into a maneater in the hopes that one of the people it ends up attacking at random happens to be wearing the evil mask the gang needs to destroy
"Bentley's plans are quite frankly insane when you take a step back to look at them; Pulling down a large peacock sign over a nightclub to destroy a fountain, flooding a spice production facility, launching high-speed trains into prison walls, destroying ferris wheels, using windmill blades as shuriken to destroy blimps, outsmarting a seasoned pirate captain by taming a kraken, just to name a few. This turtle is an absolute mad lad, and a force of nature."
Confessed by: Anonymous
"That was real subtle, Bentley." -Sly, to this absolute mad lad.
Just had to pass on this little gem I found the other day it is jammed to the max with vibes and groove
That part at about 1:45 especially my body just CANNOT stay still when that wave rolls through my ears. First rate jam and underrated cover.