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AUs I kinda want
- you smacked me in the face while telling a story but don’t stop, I really wanna know what happened to your grandma
- you stole my window seat on the airplane and I’m about to give you a long ass complaint but oh god you’re really cute and it’s your first time flying and fine, okay, guess I’m sitting in the middle seat now
- I stole your Netflix password from our mutual friend and normally I just quietly watch storage wars but it’s three in the morning and you’re watching Legally Blonde 2, is everything alright?
- I accidentally said your name wrong one time when you first ordered at my coffee shop and now you’re getting revenge by mispronouncing mine in increasingly horrible ways- no, it’s NOT yam, try again asshole
- I’m a demon and you just summoned me but as I’m hanging around in preparation for fulfilling the deal, we’re starting to talk and you’re actually a really good person, maybe you shouldn’t sell your soul for this.
- you're super good at this class and I’m really bad at it and I know we don’t really like each other but can you please, please tutor me? I’ll do anything
- you heard me ranting about a play I saw three weeks ago that you really liked and now we’re in the middle of a passionate debate and I guess you’re right about the staging being good but you can’t argue that the romance was horrendous
Some more AUs I want
- You always take up two parking spaces in the communal garage for our apartment building and it pisses me off because SERIOUSLY?!? so I’ve printed out a snarky coloring book page (”if you master coloring between the lines on here, there may be hope for your parking”) but you catch me sticking it to your windshield and, hey, how dare you say that about my mother, do you wanna fight?
- We’re both shopping for Christmas trees and I’ve found the perfect one but it’s caught your eye as well and I’m more than willing to fight for this but you also look really cold and tired so maybe we can work this out over some hot cocoa and, oh, well, now we're under some mistletoe, guess we have to kiss
- I’ve had a crush on you forever but we’ve never actually spoken because you’re hot and I’m shy but now you’re walking over here and ohmygod you look even cuter up close what the fuck do I do?
- I subtly referenced a show I really love in one of my poems for English and now the teacher says we have to peer review so here you go- wait, why do you look so excited!?- do you watch it too!? Who’s your favorite character???
- I’m walking my dog and I don't know why but he really wants to get up in your lap I’m so so sorry about spilling your coffee can I buy you another one?
- I know it’s late and I only know you through one of my more distant friends but I know you live in my neighborhood and I just fell and hurt my leg and I don’t think I can walk, oh god, can you please please come to get me?
- My car broke down and now I rely on you for rides everywhere and I’m sorry but we are NOT listening to anymore Adele no matter what you say about her talent if you want breakup songs at least have some self-respect and go with Taylor Swift
- I’m waiting for my friend to be done donating blood but you’re really cute and you’re ushering me into a waiting room and I guess this is my life now- how much will I be giving away again?