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Barbecue trip with Baldur's Gate 3 companions

Disclaimer: this text is a joke, I like the companions.

- a guy who doesn't eat meat and doesn't eat vegetables (no one knows what he eats, he probably came here to shag)

- a professor (the only person who knows how to prepare barbecue) has a literal ticking bomb (also needs consuming strange stuff for health)

- a guy who works for a toxic boss, who demands him to do some things right in the middle of the party

- a secretive religious fanatic, who has food restrictions (but no beverage restrictions)

- a soldier, who always says that they made barbecue with her squad better

- a former soldier, who is very cheerful and social, but accidentally commits arson (eats anything that is on the table)

- a biology major and eco-activist, who brings honey to the party (and some strange beverages)

- an old lady, who brings wine to the party (and scimitars, just in case)

- old lady's funny best friend, who tells cringe jokes and talks to a hamster

- a dog

UPD: - a very young bear who joined the party because he sniffed food