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My brother not wanting to romance any of the men is a tragedy. Yes ✨women✨ but also have you seen these men:
Look at this man!!
He lets you love who you want and himself!!!
What more could you want!!!
Our perfect guy no thought just happy to be here
I MEAN COME ON HES TRAUMATIZED BUT THATS THE BEST KIND
He’s far too good for everyone. Make him a little evil from time to time can’t hurt right??? WRONG. He’s perfect.
THEN THERES GALE YOU SEXY BASTARD!!! I may have romanced astarion but by god my heart belongs to you!!
Honorable mention:
Pls just let us have him… Larian pls!!!
I need to break up with bg3. I have an addiction and I hear admitting it is the first step.
As a side note I have started working out and was hoping to ask how much the boys weight.
These two things are not correlated. I swear…
So this didn’t happen. I in fact continued to play I have a problem.
I need to break up with bg3. I have an addiction and I hear admitting it is the first step.
As a side note I have started working out and was hoping to ask how much the boys weight.
These two things are not correlated. I swear…
Anyone else just want to lick a fictional mans abs? Or lick fictional characters in general?
I’ve been obsessed with Baldurs Gate 3 for so long that every time I can’t play it for a weekend I become twitchy like a fucking addict. I yearn. I need the gate!! These little photos and cut scenes can only satisfy for so long before I go feral!!!!
This…this was an enlightening experience.
Since the game said Raphael smells like roses and cherries ( and Sulphur, but im assuming that's just hell scent), I came up with some ideas on what the party could smell like cuz im weird.
Shadowheart: orchids and lime (lime is canon too)
Lae’zel: metal and almonds (which is apparently what space smells like)
Wyll: wood smoke and pine/fir
Halsin: honeysuckle and tobacco
Gale: parchment and tea (according to Tim Downie (gale himself), its sandalwood and woodsmoke)
Astarion: red wine and wintergreen (some soft mint) and an undertone of blood (Apparently its canon bergamot, brandy, and rosemary, thanks for letting me know (: )
Karlach: smores and honey (just warmth and chocolate)
Jaheira: Magnolia and rain
Minsc: oud and musk
Minthara: earth and coffee
Mizora: jasmine and sandalwood
You can rip Minsc out of my cold dead hands I LOVE HIM
Barbecue trip with Baldur's Gate 3 companions
Disclaimer: this text is a joke, I like the companions.
- a guy who doesn't eat meat and doesn't eat vegetables (no one knows what he eats, he probably came here to shag)
- a professor (the only person who knows how to prepare barbecue) has a literal ticking bomb (also needs consuming strange stuff for health)
- a guy who works for a toxic boss, who demands him to do some things right in the middle of the party
- a secretive religious fanatic, who has food restrictions (but no beverage restrictions)
- a soldier, who always says that they made barbecue with her squad better
- a former soldier, who is very cheerful and social, but accidentally commits arson (eats anything that is on the table)
- a biology major and eco-activist, who brings honey to the party (and some strange beverages)
- an old lady, who brings wine to the party (and scimitars, just in case)
- old lady's funny best friend, who tells cringe jokes and talks to a hamster
- a dog
UPD: - a very young bear who joined the party because he sniffed food
Idk if anyone's said this before but
I believe these two would get along incredibly well
Ayo, this interaction had me rolling lmao
(Right after saving Minsc, very late in the game I must add)
Misnc: finishes his whole-ass explanation about how Boo is a mighty beast and not a normal hamster, but a miniature space hamster, and that we must show no fear of it
Tav: *blinks in visible confusion*
Astarion:
Astarion (pulls Tav aside, word for word): "I hate to judge a book by its cover, but that oaf may be all cover and no pages."
Minsc (blissfully oblivious of the world while standing right there, no thoughts, just vibes):😀🐹
I have never agreed more.
Bg3 as unhinged posts 22/?
Part 21
IM NOT DONE ACTUALLY!!
WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT MINSC TELLING DURGE HE IS NOW LIKE THEIR FAMILY AND THEIR UNCLE?? THE WAY MY HEART MELTED WHEN HE SAID IT AND BOO IS LIKE A WEIRD FURRY COUSIN
Minsc and Boo say: Trans Rights
✨️Watch out, evil. None nap so powerfully as Boo!✨️
Work in progress! This card was supposed to be named The Legend/The Berserk, which do you think is better? 🤔
Do you have these legends of Baldur's Gate in your party? I personally have already had a run with Jaheira, but not with both of them together yet!