Wyll Ravenguard - Tumblr Posts
SOMEONE DRAW ANGRY GNOME ASTARION N O W 😫
Had a stupid idea of the BG3 group getting magically race swapped Dungeon Meshi style
Shadowheart - Githyanki (pretends she is unaffected, but is actually screaming internally and that close to losing it)
Lae'zel - Human (utterly disgusted at THE NOSE)
Gale - High Elf (the orb is still there, but his glorious beard isn't)
Wyll - Drow (the very drow Baldurian romance novels want them to be, call him Rizz't. but also give him a hug because the poor man is getting tired of all these uncalled transformations)
Astarion - Gnome (inconsolable. defeated. grieving. refuses to leave his tent. the "you laugh you lose your femoral artery" challenge)
Karlach - Dragonborn (smoking hot, soldier!)
Halsin - Halfling (the most ripped, beefiest halfling you've ever seen, excited about the new perspective. climbing Mt. Halsin is not an option, but people want him to climb them now)
It's so strange that most reblogs are full of hate. I won't romance Astarion because he's my bro, an amusing friend for all my Tavs. I do not hate any of the companions.
Just confused about people's reactions to this post.
ok stealing a youtube poll again bc the one i saw A: shook me to my core and B: didn't have enough options. SO:
(im excluding the non-romancable ones bc i feel thats an easy cop-out answer) PLEASE feel free to rb and explain why u chose who u did in tags, i am very curious
Barbecue trip with Baldur's Gate 3 companions
Disclaimer: this text is a joke, I like the companions.
- a guy who doesn't eat meat and doesn't eat vegetables (no one knows what he eats, he probably came here to shag)
- a professor (the only person who knows how to prepare barbecue) has a literal ticking bomb (also needs consuming strange stuff for health)
- a guy who works for a toxic boss, who demands him to do some things right in the middle of the party
- a secretive religious fanatic, who has food restrictions (but no beverage restrictions)
- a soldier, who always says that they made barbecue with her squad better
- a former soldier, who is very cheerful and social, but accidentally commits arson (eats anything that is on the table)
- a biology major and eco-activist, who brings honey to the party (and some strange beverages)
- an old lady, who brings wine to the party (and scimitars, just in case)
- old lady's funny best friend, who tells cringe jokes and talks to a hamster
- a dog
UPD: - a very young bear who joined the party because he sniffed food
We had a conversation about the party finding out Wyll is a warlock. My friend claimed the reveal was only with Mizora appearing in the camp. I argued, that they knew initially, because 'YOU CANNOT HIDE YOUR ELDRITCH BLAST'.
Why do I think it sounds suggestive?
Baldur's Gate 3 City Game
Practically all the characters of “Baldur's Gate 3” come from different cities: the eponymous Baldur's Gate, Waterdeep or even Menzoberranzan. So, I decided we could imagine how they live and love in different cities.
Choose a city location/situation from the list and make a drabble or headcanon of characters of your choice (and your OCs!). It can also be an ask game.
You can choose any city from Forgotten Realms fandom or even make a modern AU/isekai in an IRL city of your choice. Also you can make it SFW or NSFW.
List of subjects
1. Coffeeshop/bakery
2. Park
3. Main road/highway
4. Market
5. Historical centre/city centre
6. Summer heat in the city
7. Dark alleyway
8. Underground/catacombs
9. Public transport
10. University/academy
11. Administrative building
12. Offices
13. Fun-fair/festivities/parade
14. Vista point high above the city
15. Outskirts
16. Fancy boutique
17. Cafe/tavern
18. Restaurant
19. Cemetery
20. Museum
21. Concert in a big concert hall
22. Castle (surrounded by the city)
23. Cathedral
24. Traffic jams (should be fun with horses and magic)
25. Creative district
26. Rain downpour in the city
27. Big book shop/magic book shop
28. Dumping ground
29. School/kindergarten
30. Hospital
31. Industrial district/docks
There are 31 of them, so you can make a post a day throughout July. Or make it an ask game!
You can ask me about Gale and my Tavs in the city.
It's the first time I make a game on Tumblr, so feel free to drop your advice to me.
Book club talks again, @waterdeep-weavemoss and @crimson-and-lavender I hope you'll be interested.
Can Wyll be Orestes? He has to save his father despite not seeing him for years before that. He does not avenge his father directly, but he still has moral difficulties.
Also tag @auroraesmeraldarose (only if you want to participate, of course).
I think "The Black Parade" is about Tav throughout BG3. Because all we do is saving the broken, the beaten and the damned (aka our companions and NPCs). Also we have to carry on with a parasite in our head and the world crumbling to pieces around us.
Just saw a post on Tumblr with reference to the song, and now I am ready to post this.
Nice work!
I might love this game a little bit. ❤️