Sorry.. The Vision Of Tim Drinking 4 Different Energy Drinks With Silly Straws Has Haunted Me For Months - Tumblr Posts

masodemic

9 months ago

A 3 panel comic.
Jason Todd holds a coffee pot and asks, "How d'you guys want your coffee?.."
Damian Wayne, holding a coffee mug and wearing a green shirt, answers, "As black as my soul!" An arrow points at him with the written, "learned that on the internet."
Dick Grayson ruffles Damian's hair and pours him a glass of milk, saying, "So, milk! haha"
Damian starts crying.
Visibly later, Damian's hair is a mess, he has dark eyebags and he's wearing a black turtleneck. He says, "Since that day... I have lacked the fortitude to request proper caffeine, lest I disappoint Grayson. However, as my education resumes and crime in Gotham does not abate, I find myself in need of the energy, lest I disappoint father."
The comic continues below.

A continuation of the comic above.
Damian hold his hands together and continues, "Thus I find myself before you, unafraid and unashamed to beg you... PLEASE, DRAKE, TEACH ME OF YOUR WAYS!"
Tim Drake sits languishly on a couch with a smug expression and sunglasses over his forehead. He says, "Well, well, well. You've come to the right place. I'll teach you THE WAY OF THE ENERGY DRINK"
He then picks up 6 cans of different energy drinks with colorful twisted straws in them and sips at 4 of them at the same time while the sunglasses fall from his forehead to his eyes.
End comic.
The comics are signed, "Lantaniel".

coffee tim is OUT, energy drink tim is IN

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