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Me eating sour patch kids

Lucifer chewing on sinners; *Speculum humanae salvationis ~ 15th century. BnF • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB.
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I have a question for owl house fans:
According to a tweet, a sour patch could kill a pilgrim. Pilgrims are from the 17th century. Belos is from the 17th century. That leads to me questioning: would a sour patch kill Belos?
My thoughts are loud and questioning









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Jesus Christ these things are my entire college freshman year summed up in one candy. Tart, sweet, brings tears to my eyes, and ultimately ends with me on a toilet vomiting

my schedule is a little packed today sorry
Someone explain my own logic to me, please. I brushed my teeth before curling up in bed for the night and, while I'm there, I eat an entire package of Sour Patch Kids. What in my pigeon brain was like "Yup, that makes sense!"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE WHITE TEETH, DAMMIT.