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(The FoeslayerXArctic family is trying to have a normal game night for once in their lives and needs to come up with some house rules)

Darkstalker: I doubt I inherited my most annoying traits one hundred percent completely from mother.

Arctic: You certainly did, you little mongrel.

Darkstalker: Mongrel? As in, a mixed breed of questionable heritage?

Arctic: …huh. Yeah.

Darkstalker: Rule three, it’s unwise to slander someone’s parentage if, in fact, YOU are their parent.

Arctic: I can accept that. Rule four, never mention this conversation, or my part in it, to anyone.