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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #26
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N
Y/N is a very reclusive person who who keeps to themselves in their room to write, however, Deuce, Ace and Grim broke into their room and found dozens upon dozens of books with titles they’ve never heard of and when Ace opened one of them, a giant furry monster shot out but G!W Y/N came in the nick of time to save them, now they’re driving back to NRC
Grim: What are you gonna do to us?
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: Silence.
Grim: We can’t even ask questions-
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: Shut UP!
Deuce: We were only trying to help-
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: I told all of you to stay away, or something bad would happen. But that’s the problem with kids today. They don’t listen! You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena, you couldn’t have picked Little Shop of Hamsters
Ace: You’re them, aren’t you?
Everyone looks at Ace in confusion
Ace: Your that F/I. M/I. L/N person
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: F/I. M/I. Who? I don’t know who that is
Ace: Oh, really? Well, just as well, because those books look like they just suck
Yuu, Yuuken, Yuuka and Y/N (All look at Ace like he’s an idiot): What are you doing?
Ace: I can’t decide… which I sounds even lamer, Monster Blood or Go Eat Worms!
Deuce: I’m so confused
Ace: From what I heard, you see the endings coming from a mile away. It’s like… stop trying to be this Stephen King guy, man-
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N (Slams harshly on the breaks, puts their car in park and looks directly at Ace): Let me tell you about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me, and I’ve sold way more books than him. But nobody ever talks about THAT!!
Ace (Scared): Okay!
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: WAY MORE BOOKS!!!
Not gonna lie, I thought this might be a little fun idea to get into
To help with any confusion F/I is First Initial, M/I is Middle Initial, and L/N is Last Name
Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #27
Terrible Aim
G!W Y/N is trying to pack up their things so they can move, as this incident is exactly
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N (Annoyed with everything and everyone especially NRC): Stupid teenagers! (Grabbing their stuff only to stop when they notice a presence behind them, grabs a lamp and turns around quickly to throw it with all their might at the presence, only for it to miss by a long shot and sees it’s Ace and Deuce at their door)
Ace and Deuce (Staring at G!W Y/N):
Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: I could’ve killed you!
Deuce: That was a terrible throw
Ace: How?
G!W Y/N has been recognized for their very terrible aim