Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #27

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #27

Terrible Aim

G!W Y/N is trying to pack up their things so they can move, as this incident is exactly

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N (Annoyed with everything and everyone especially NRC): Stupid teenagers! (Grabbing their stuff only to stop when they notice a presence behind them, grabs a lamp and turns around quickly to throw it with all their might at the presence, only for it to miss by a long shot and sees it’s Ace and Deuce at their door)

Ace and Deuce (Staring at G!W Y/N):

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: I could’ve killed you!

Deuce: That was a terrible throw

Ace: How?

G!W Y/N has been recognized for their very terrible aim

Names I will use to call Apollo

I refuse to call Apollo by his name, instead here are some names I think wound be better

Twink (It’s a Given)

Strawberry Twink

Twinky Strawberry

Twinky Pinkie Pie (Personal Fav)

Poseidon 2.0 but with Emotions (If you could call them ‘Emotions’)

Narc (Narcissistic)

God of Narcissism

More - ???

If you want you can give me some more names in the comments, if they’re good I’ll add them on and mention you

Twisted Wonderland Special

The Author Y/N

I’ve been rewatching Gravity Falls, and I want to try and make a few jokes with a Y/N as Ford Pines, but with a few differences

1. Y/N is Female (Sorry, I’m female myself and I don’t feel comfortable or that confident in writing about Male Y/N’s but I’m fine with Yuuken since I’m sorta familiar with him)

2. Y/N is sorta younger than Ford, instead of being in her 60s, Y/N is around her late 30s

3. Y/N will become a Teacher for NRC, but her classes are incredibly advanced in math, technology, science and theory (And is known at NRC as the ‘Magicless Professor’ of Ramshackle)

I’m keeping the nerdy part, that’s never gonna change or be replaced (Ford was the absolute best when he showed his nerdy/geeky side)

Y/N will earn the respect and admiration from the Housewardens, Vice Housewardens and her fellow Teachers by her tenacity, hard work, intelligence, and getting things done (Cue Azul, Idia and Rook being her biggest fans when it comes to her work)

Though at first a lot of the students won’t show any respect or listen to Y/N because they only respect those with power, until she proves them wrong by using her own strengths in science, technology, inventions and her intelligence

Rook is Y/N’s 1# Fan after having the chance to read her research in one of her Journals (Students in Y/N’s class have to earn her trust to read her Journals) and finds her brilliant mind that of a Huntress with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, giving her the nickname ‘Madam Auteur’, ‘Madam Professeur’ and ‘Madam Anomalie’ (Y/N calls Rook a ‘Human-Sized Flamboyant Bird’, which he takes as a compliment)

Students who are in Y/N’s class must receive her permission to read her Journals, which are all tightly packed with great knowledge, secret codes, messages and her research (As Y/N has a hard time trusting others, unless they can prove to her she can trust them)

The Housewardens are all naturally skeptical of Y/N being a Teacher, until they take one of her classes, which she challenges them with some very unorthodox ways that surprisingly fit their needs and challenges them on (That and she surprises them with her encouragement to learn about their interests)

Y/N will be made fun of by some of the student body for having six fingers, as that’s something no one sees everyday

Y/N tries to not show favoritism, but really enjoys having conversations with Idia, though she’s a bit confused when he uses his slang (And absolutely geeks out visiting Ignihyde) and is fine with him not physically showing to class (She also surprises Idia with how nerdy she is, especially with her gifting him her favorite game that somehow ended up in Twisted Wonderland ‘Dungeon’s, Dungeon’s and more Dungeon’s’, and gets Azul into the game too)

Y/N will absolutely try to study the Beastmen, Fae and Non-Human Students (But with their permission of course, mainly to learn possible differences in anatomy, biology and characteristics from Humans) and loses her mind after finding out Sebek is a Human/Fae hybrid (She’ll study in non-harmful ways, blood samples, regular physical test, check-ups, X-Rays, etc)

Y/N geeks out to the Beastmen, Merfolk, Ghosts, Fae, and all Non-Human Students (Or any students with Anomaly-like traits), asking a lot of questions out of curiosity and excitement (Once again, showing just how nerdy Y/N really is)

However, Y/N is also very secretive and hesitant on trusting others, as she uses unoccupied rooms in Ramshackle for her research, experiments, storage and inventions (And doesn’t allow any visiting Students or Faculty to enter or look) however, she’ll slowly learn she can trust the Students and Staff, and is willing to reveal some of her past in the future

Y/N might also possibly get into a potential relationship with Crewel, though she does annoy Crewel and Vil for her not taking great care of herself, and loses their shit after hearing she uses fire to shave because it’s ‘faster’ (Epel called Y/N ‘tough’ for doing that)

Y/N does live with Yuuken, Yuuka, Yuu, Y/N and Grim, but respects their privacy and space (Plus, she doesn’t really know what your supposed do and not do with children, teenagers included)

Lilia, this old man, might try and show his ‘moves’ on Y/N, much to Silver’s embarrassment at his father flirting with his teacher (Y/N is also equally just as bad as flirting, which causes a phenomenon of embarrassment for anyone unfortunate enough to witness this display)

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #26

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N

Y/N is a very reclusive person who who keeps to themselves in their room to write, however, Deuce, Ace and Grim broke into their room and found dozens upon dozens of books with titles they’ve never heard of and when Ace opened one of them, a giant furry monster shot out but G!W Y/N came in the nick of time to save them, now they’re driving back to NRC

Grim: What are you gonna do to us?

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: Silence.

Grim: We can’t even ask questions-

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: Shut UP!

Deuce: We were only trying to help-

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: I told all of you to stay away, or something bad would happen. But that’s the problem with kids today. They don’t listen! You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena, you couldn’t have picked Little Shop of Hamsters

Ace: You’re them, aren’t you?

Everyone looks at Ace in confusion

Ace: Your that F/I. M/I. L/N person

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: F/I. M/I. Who? I don’t know who that is

Ace: Oh, really? Well, just as well, because those books look like they just suck

Yuu, Yuuken, Yuuka and Y/N (All look at Ace like he’s an idiot): What are you doing?

Ace: I can’t decide… which I sounds even lamer, Monster Blood or Go Eat Worms!

Deuce: I’m so confused

Ace: From what I heard, you see the endings coming from a mile away. It’s like… stop trying to be this Stephen King guy, man-

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N (Slams harshly on the breaks, puts their car in park and looks directly at Ace): Let me tell you about Steve King. Steve King wishes he could write like me, and I’ve sold way more books than him. But nobody ever talks about THAT!!

Ace (Scared): Okay!

Goosebumps!Writer Y/N: WAY MORE BOOKS!!!

Not gonna lie, I thought this might be a little fun idea to get into

To help with any confusion F/I is First Initial, M/I is Middle Initial, and L/N is Last Name

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #31

A True Fan

Apollo (Sees Y/N walking his way with a blush on her face): Ah, how cute, a mere mortal like you can at least appreciate what is considered beautif-!

Y/N (Shoves him straight into a wall): MOVE IT TWINKY PINKIE PIE!! Leodonis!~ (Proceeds to hug him with a sparkly aurora surrounding her)

Leodonis (Laughing at Apollo): That’s what you get, you piece of shit!

Apollo (Shocked Face): ?!?!!?

Hermes (Snickering in the background):

Apollo? REJECTED!!!

Leodonis? HELL YEAH!!!

Leodonis? TAKE THE TWINK DOWN IN THIS ROUND!! SHOW HIM THE POWER OF A DILF!!

Demon Slayer Incorrect Quote #1

Adoption

Tanjiro: Me and Nezuko got a new brother!

Giyuu: That’s nice-

Tanjiro (Slams adoption papers down): It’s you. Sign here

Nezuko (Nods): Hmph Hmph!

Giyuu Tomioka? More like Giyuu Kamado!