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What Your Favorite JJBA Ship Says About You

Jonathan/Erina: You insist on keeping things wholesome and canon.

Jonathan/Speedwagon: Your ideal dynamic is Wholesome Boi ².

Jonathan/Dio: You’re just gonna….. Ignore all the stuff Dio did…..

Speedwagon/Zeppeli: Your favorite scene was that one where Speedwagon was trying to fix Zeppeli’s frozen arm. 

Jonathan/Erina/Speedwagon: You insist on keeping things wholesome, but the canon isn’t wholesome enough for you. 

Caesar/Joseph: Your ideal dynamic is: “What’s better than this? Just guys being dudes.”

Joseph/Suzie Q: You wish Josuke could have been conceived ANY other way. 

Joseph/Caesar/Suzie Q: You know for a FACT that Joseph is bi. 

Joseph/Lisa Lisa: You didn’t finish part 2. 

Suzie Q/Lisa Lisa: Your favorite character type is ‘Done with Joseph’s bullshit’. 

Jotaro/Kakyoin: You are convinced that Jotaro is secretly a sweetheart.

Jotaro/Polnareff: Your favorite dynamic is: “Hey.” “Shut the fuck up.”

Polnareff/Avdol: You’re just here for some friendly buff dudes.

Avdol/Joseph: Your favorite scene is that one.

Josuke/Okuyasu: Your favorite dynamic is: “Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay”

Josuke/Rohan: You’re convinced that Spongebob and Squidward have sexual tension.

Koichi/Yukako: You have a thing for yanderes. 

Rohan/Jotaro: You just like anti-social and/or socially-awkward characters. 

Tonio/Jotaro: You have a kink involving food. 

Giorno/Mista: You have a LONG list of reasons why this is legal. 

Giorno/Fugo: You have a thing for smart guys. 

Giorno/Bruno: You wanna get LICKED.

Giorno/Abbaccio: This is the same as the Jotaro/Polnareff one, but even more so. 

Abbaccio/Bruno: Your ideal dynamic is Wine Mom x Wine Dad.

Narancia/Trish: You support the Trans Narancia theory. 

Narancia/Fugo: You swear you don’t condone teacher crushes. 

Narancia/Mista: Your favorite character type is ‘Guys who hate numbers’. 

Bruno/Abbaccio/Risotto: You are convinced Bruno has a thing for goths. 

Ghiaccio/Melone: You make exclusively NSFW content. 

Diavolo/Risotto: You live in a Hot Topic. 

Diavolo/Doppio: You love the movie ‘Venom’.

Jolyne/Hermes: You’re just here for the lesbians. 

Jolyne/F.F.: You know for a fact that Jotaro would approve of a girl made of plankton. 

Jolyne/Hermes/F.F.: You are a member of the lgbtq+ community. 

Jolyne/Anasui: You are one of the only people who cares about Anasui.

Anasui/Weather Report: You are one of the only people who likes Anasui.

Dio/Pucci: All of your content is either really poetic, or really wholesome. 

Johnny/Gyro: You are a big fan of the ‘hurt/comfort’ trope. 

Johnny/Diego: You have a fursona. 

Diego/Hot Pants: You a re a supporter of ‘MEN GETTING PEGGED’!

Diego/President Valentine: I’m sorry. You ship WHAT?

Lucy Steel/President Valentine: You are bad, and you should feel bad.