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2 years ago
He Got Fed Up With This Bimbo's Ripped Jeans
He Got Fed Up With This Bimbo's Ripped Jeans

He got fed up with this bimbo's ripped jeans


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1 year ago

Caejose got me acting unwise like okay macho man


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1 year ago
Yeah Im Sorry Ive Been So Dead, Been Dealing With A Lot Of Health Issues
Yeah Im Sorry Ive Been So Dead, Been Dealing With A Lot Of Health Issues
Yeah Im Sorry Ive Been So Dead, Been Dealing With A Lot Of Health Issues
Yeah Im Sorry Ive Been So Dead, Been Dealing With A Lot Of Health Issues

Yeah I’m sorry I’ve been so dead, been dealing with a lot of health issues 😭👍


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9 months ago

Joseph would put lipstick on just so he could kiss Caesar all over and have it leave a mark


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9 months ago

Hiiii

here's a silly lil Caejose fic that i wrote at literally 2 am

Im also posting this on my Ao3 btw!! its Ace_th3_Shark

Time frame: before fighting the pillar men/during Caesar and Jojo's training period.

Words: 719

Summary:

Trans girl Joseph worrys about telling Caesar that she's a girl, Caesar assures her that he loves her no matter what.

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"Caesar?" Jojo muttered into the mentioned man's chest. The two had been laying on the small couch in Caesars room cuddling all day as they had had the day off of training due to a combination of particularly bad weather and some errands that Lisa Lisa had to run.

"Yes, caro mio?"

"I... I have a question." He hesitated, debating whether or not to go through with asking it. He'd been wanting to ask this since they started dating but if it didn't go well this could easily ruin their entire relationship.

"Ask away." He seems so calm. It makes Jojo nervous, seeing how relaxed he is, how he's about to ruin that peacefulness with the stupid question that he should just keep to himself.

But he can't anymore. it's been bothering him far too much for far too long to keep lying to Caesar any longer.

" Would you.. Would you still love me if-"

"Yes."

He responded instantly, without an ounce of hesitation. Jojo feels his heart flutter.

"What?" He repositioned himself to look at Caesar.

"Amore mio, there's not a single thing that could come out of your mouth to finish that sentence that would make me love you even an ounce less. My love for you will never stop, whether you want it to or not. I don't care if you were going to finish that with 'if I was a worm' or 'if I was a wanted serial killer' or anything in between. I'd love you no less any way and I'll say it as many times and as many different ways as I need to for you to understand. I love you, ti amo, ti amo tanto, I love you so, so fucking much."

Jojo sobs and leans back into him. fuck... he had not been expecting that in the slightest. He knew, or at least hoped that Caesar loved him but...Not that much... It was such a shame... Caesar was surely going to be taking that back in a few moments. Surely, he would realize just how wrong that statement was when he hears what Jojo had to tell him.

"I.." His words come out stuttery and shaky, broken up by the sobs still rolling out of him. "I think I'm a girl." she finally forces out; it feels nice to get it out of her system after so long of bottling it up and avoiding bringing it up every time that would convenient. It also felt like the most awful, nerve-racking thing she'd ever done in her life.

She sat there, leaning away from him ever so slightly again, waiting for him to do something. For him to yell at her, to make some rude comment, to hit her, to go on some long speech about 'womanhood' or some similar shit. She waits for him to take back what he said about loving her.

But he never does.

Instead, he gently cups her cheek and uses his thumb to wipe away her tears.

"And you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

Jojo falls back onto his chest as best as she can with him still holding her head, even more sobs rip out of her. She was so sure, so, so certain that he would have some horrible reaction, not...this! Not for him to hold her even gentler than before, yet impossibly closer and tighter. Not for him to hold her and comfort her and tell her that he loves her over and over until her sobs calm down.

As her crying softens to just a few tears and some loud sniffles, she tries to speak again, "I- sorry, I just...was so sure you'd hate me.."

The look in Caesars eyes upon hearing that breaks Jojo's heart. He looks so pained to hear that she could ever even think of considering the idea that he could possibly hate her for anything.

"Oh, no, no, no, my dear Jojo- er, can I still call you that?"

"Yeah...actually, I kinda wanted that to be my name now."

"mh, a beautiful name for a beautiful girl!"

Jojo giggles a bit at that, having calmed down significantly from her initial reaction.

"Shit, I love you Caesar. You're an idiot, but you're my idiot and I love you."

And Caesar just laughs.

--end--


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4 years ago

What Your Favorite JJBA Ship Says About You

Jonathan/Erina: You insist on keeping things wholesome and canon.

Jonathan/Speedwagon: Your ideal dynamic is Wholesome Boi ².

Jonathan/Dio: You’re just gonna….. Ignore all the stuff Dio did…..

Speedwagon/Zeppeli: Your favorite scene was that one where Speedwagon was trying to fix Zeppeli’s frozen arm. 

Jonathan/Erina/Speedwagon: You insist on keeping things wholesome, but the canon isn’t wholesome enough for you. 

Caesar/Joseph: Your ideal dynamic is: “What’s better than this? Just guys being dudes.”

Joseph/Suzie Q: You wish Josuke could have been conceived ANY other way. 

Joseph/Caesar/Suzie Q: You know for a FACT that Joseph is bi. 

Joseph/Lisa Lisa: You didn’t finish part 2. 

Suzie Q/Lisa Lisa: Your favorite character type is ‘Done with Joseph’s bullshit’. 

Jotaro/Kakyoin: You are convinced that Jotaro is secretly a sweetheart.

Jotaro/Polnareff: Your favorite dynamic is: “Hey.” “Shut the fuck up.”

Polnareff/Avdol: You’re just here for some friendly buff dudes.

Avdol/Joseph: Your favorite scene is that one.

Josuke/Okuyasu: Your favorite dynamic is: “Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay”

Josuke/Rohan: You’re convinced that Spongebob and Squidward have sexual tension.

Koichi/Yukako: You have a thing for yanderes. 

Rohan/Jotaro: You just like anti-social and/or socially-awkward characters. 

Tonio/Jotaro: You have a kink involving food. 

Giorno/Mista: You have a LONG list of reasons why this is legal. 

Giorno/Fugo: You have a thing for smart guys. 

Giorno/Bruno: You wanna get LICKED.

Giorno/Abbaccio: This is the same as the Jotaro/Polnareff one, but even more so. 

Abbaccio/Bruno: Your ideal dynamic is Wine Mom x Wine Dad.

Narancia/Trish: You support the Trans Narancia theory. 

Narancia/Fugo: You swear you don’t condone teacher crushes. 

Narancia/Mista: Your favorite character type is ‘Guys who hate numbers’. 

Bruno/Abbaccio/Risotto: You are convinced Bruno has a thing for goths. 

Ghiaccio/Melone: You make exclusively NSFW content. 

Diavolo/Risotto: You live in a Hot Topic. 

Diavolo/Doppio: You love the movie ‘Venom’.

Jolyne/Hermes: You’re just here for the lesbians. 

Jolyne/F.F.: You know for a fact that Jotaro would approve of a girl made of plankton. 

Jolyne/Hermes/F.F.: You are a member of the lgbtq+ community. 

Jolyne/Anasui: You are one of the only people who cares about Anasui.

Anasui/Weather Report: You are one of the only people who likes Anasui.

Dio/Pucci: All of your content is either really poetic, or really wholesome. 

Johnny/Gyro: You are a big fan of the ‘hurt/comfort’ trope. 

Johnny/Diego: You have a fursona. 

Diego/Hot Pants: You a re a supporter of ‘MEN GETTING PEGGED’!

Diego/President Valentine: I’m sorry. You ship WHAT?

Lucy Steel/President Valentine: You are bad, and you should feel bad. 


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1 year ago

I'm a big dummy and uploaded the thumbnail instead of this 🤡 but anyways here is the real process video!


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