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Thomas and friends: a new tender of Gordon gone wrong

Gordon: -looks at the f.Scotsman tenders- that’s what I need another tender

F.Scotsman: you sure as hell not taking mine.

Gordon: I NEVER SAID I WAS

f.Scotsman: why do you need another tender anyway?

Gordon: THEY SAY I TAKE UP TOO MUCH OF THE COAL SUPPLY!

F.scotsman: mhm. It’s ok little brother

Gordon: yeah you just pissed me off some more bye -leaves-

F.Scotsman: ITS TRUE THOUGH!

-mean while-

Duck: hey Henry do you want MY tenders?

Henry: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sure how many you got

Duck: -evil smirk- 6

Henry: I’ll take ‘em

James: SO WERE NOT GONNA QUESTION WHERE OR WHY DUCK HAS LIKE 6 TENDERS ON DECK!? HES A TANK ENGINE

Duck: it’s the great western way

Henry: James what if he’s just hiding tenders?

Me: -running away from duck- I DONT HAVE BREAD

duck: I CAN SENSE YOU HAVE IT! -chasing me-

James:…..if you end up with something stupid I warned you

-in the end Henry did get his 6 tenders but got 6 dirty trucks. James laughed at him until he was just beating a dead horse (it means that the joke isn’t funny and you’re telling it for no reason)-

Spencer: y’all wanna sign up for my 25.99 daily program of how to be fast and s-

-NO!-