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The recoms: respect Lopez

Includes mild cussing

Brown: -chilling-…what milk wasn’t milk?

Z-dog: NO

Lopez: WHAT UP BITCHES!

Brown: not this bitch again

Ja: i just got here and I can sense some bull shit is about to happen…

Lopez: I’m gonna need all of y’all to respect me! Cause y’all know what month it is

Lyle:…September?

Z-dog: yeah it’s September

Lopez:…YALL LEARNED NOTHING IN SCHOOL! ITS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Brown: if it means I gotta be a slave to you thennn hell no

Lopez: you better respect me and my people

Walker: wait what are we doing?

Ja: It’s Hispanic heritage month so we gotta respect Lopez and his people

Lopez: yeah that’s right

Mansk: happy Hispanic heritage month Lopez

Lopez: thank you Mansk. YOU SEE THAT I NEED THAT TYPE OF RESPECT!

Brown: no

Fike: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Z-dog we finna get in trouble

Lopez: -walks up to brown and grabs him by the collar- say that to my face man!

Brown: hell no-

Quaritch: -walks in- what the hell is going on here?

Lopez: -puts brown down-

Brown: HAHA PUSS-

-Lopez bolts at brown and they start beating eachothers asses until quaritch goes to break them up-

Quaritch: it’s 4 in the morning go to fucking sleep

Brown: fine

Lopez: fine…but coronal it’s Hispanic heritage month!

Quaritch: yes I can understand that you marked my calendar

-they all go to bed and quaritch is done with his fatherly duties for the night-

Warren: hey HELLO DID YOU FOR GET ABOUT ME?!

-…….no NO SHUT UP-

Warren: WE ABOUT TO FIGHT!

Thomas and friends: monopoly goes south

Murdoch:….I don’t like this game no more…

Salty: CRANKY WTF

cranky: still waiting for my money

Salty: UGHHHH

Harvey: why am I in jail?

Carly: cause you committed crimes chuck.

Harvey: WHAT CRIMES

salty: y’all I think we should stop yelling cause Murdoch just turned off their hearing aids

Murdoch: -turned off his hearing aids-

Cranky: like I said I still want my money

Porter: -on the phone with dominos- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT PUT EGG SALAD ON PIZZA!?

All:……what

Murdoch: -still has his hearing aids off-

Porter: -hangs up on Dominos- …what

Harvey: am I still in jail

Salty: yes

Murdoch: -turns his hearing aids back on- y’all are loud

Salty: sorry

Harvey: we’re sorry

Cranky: very

Carly: umm Porter someone wants to fight you outside…

Porter: I told one of the workers to pull up as a joke

Domino worker: SQUARE UP PUSSY

Porter: I WILL -goes outside to fight the worker-

-Everyone watching Porter and this random domino worker fight eachother-

Murdoch: damn….

Salty: NOT THE WIG

dominio worker: MY WIG!

Porter: GOT YA WEEVE

-Porter ended up winning the fight and they put monopoly up and went to bed for the night. Murdoch slept peacefully-

Spencer: who was the domino worker

-mind ur business!-

Never over look…MIKE

Thomas: So never over look a little engine Gordon or else

Gordon: or else what.

Mike: or else we’ll burn down ur house,commit tax invasion under your name,take ur wife/husband, and make ur life a living hell.

Gordon: WHAT

Mike: ILL DO IT!

Rex: yeah never over look Mike

Bert: never over look a little mike

Mike: Bert just because we are the same size DOESNT MEAN UR SAFE

Bert: FUCK

Me: HEY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Gordon: that’s a lie

Me: SCRAP UR ASS AND BECOME A TANK ENGINE!

Gordon: AND YOU SAY WE SHOULD BE FAMILY FRIENDLY

Ryan:-backing away slowly- nope

Gordon: -calling 911- yeah I’d like to report a small James on a miniature railway

Mike: I HAVE A NAME

-Mike didn’t go to jail yet but Gordon did get sent to jail for doing tax evasion…and his house was burnt to ashes.-

Spencer: You need a hobby

-you need to shut up before I fight ur ass-

Spencer: AND ILL RUN YOU OVER

-IM ADMIN TRY ME-

Totally love me tender

Douglas: Why we stopped

Donald: thinking

Douglas: about what? The fact that you have no braincells

Donald: I should have ate you in the womb

Douglas: WERE TRAINS WHAT FUCKING WOMB!?

Donald: BITCH WE CAN THROW HANDS RN

Douglas: COME AT ME BITCH

-ummmm soo no body won yeah so next!-

Douglas: I think we should clear Edwards line

Donald: naw let’s stick to the mainline for now

Douglas: But what about Edward

Donald: we’ll come back to it later

Douglas: UGHHHHHHH

-later-

Edward: -clearing his line while delivering goods-

Edward: I dont expect the twins to do everything

-back to the twins-

Donald: we’re going to the search and rescue center

Douglas: why tf would we need to go there

Donald: and you say I have one brain cell

Douglas: CAUSE YOU DO! DUMB ASS RAT

Donald: AYE DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!

Douglas: WHAT YOU GONNA DO!? UR NOT MY MOM

Donald: WE DONT HAVE ONE WERE TRAINS!

Douglas: STOP APPLYING LOGIC TO EVERYTHING! LIKE LOOK AT AEG!

Donald: yeah you have a point….BUT STILL

Douglas: UGHH

-they clear the line to the search and rescue center and went back the clearing the mainline-

Donald: so where to now?

Douglas: fuck you. You never listen to me

Donald: are you Emo again?

Douglas: WHAT

Donald: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ARE YOU EMO AGAIN

Douglas: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EMO AGAIN

Donald:….BITCH YOU DONT REMEMBER!?

Douglas: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!

-Donald went on explaining how Douglas was Emo when they were back on Scotland-

Douglas: BITCH THAT WAS YOU

Donald: NO THE FUCK IT WASNT

-at the end of the day they are still brothers-

Spencer: .-. STOP TORMENTING ME

-NEVER NOW STFU AND GO TO THE CORNER-

Spencer: WHAT DID I EVEN DO

-YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID-

Victor says…maybe

I was inspired by @jammyjams1910 because every time I see one of their voice overs I die laughing. So yeah enjoy.

Also Victor needs more screen time

I sound like a dying rat Ik

Thomas & friends: the western railway

Douglas: I never wanna play uno again

Donald:….YA THINK

-shed on fire in the background-

Duck: I blame diesel for this!

Diesel: WHAT DID I DO!?

Duck: everything

Toad: Mr Oliver….where are we gonna stay now?

Oliver: I don’t know toad I don’t know

Toad:…why did diesel burn the shed down

Duck: CAUSE HE RAGE QUIT

Diesel: DID NOT

duck: YEA THE FUCK YOU DID

Douglas: should we

Donald: it’s best not to bother em

Douglas: ok then now what

Flynn: WHAT HAPPENED HERE

Duck: IT WAS THAT DUMB DIESEL -points at diesel-

diesel: IT WAS DUCK!

-in the end flynn and his crew put out the fire and the engines were left without a shed-

Duck: should have followed the great western way

Diesel: wouldn’t change anything

Drawing duck 🦆

I Drew duck as a train.

I drew this on paper first then imported it into IbisPaint to give it line art and color it. But here’s duck. (Looking like a loaf of green bread)

Thomas and friends: a new tender of Gordon gone wrong

Gordon: -looks at the f.Scotsman tenders- that’s what I need another tender

F.Scotsman: you sure as hell not taking mine.

Gordon: I NEVER SAID I WAS

f.Scotsman: why do you need another tender anyway?

Gordon: THEY SAY I TAKE UP TOO MUCH OF THE COAL SUPPLY!

F.scotsman: mhm. It’s ok little brother

Gordon: yeah you just pissed me off some more bye -leaves-

F.Scotsman: ITS TRUE THOUGH!

-mean while-

Duck: hey Henry do you want MY tenders?

Henry: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm sure how many you got

Duck: -evil smirk- 6

Henry: I’ll take ‘em

James: SO WERE NOT GONNA QUESTION WHERE OR WHY DUCK HAS LIKE 6 TENDERS ON DECK!? HES A TANK ENGINE

Duck: it’s the great western way

Henry: James what if he’s just hiding tenders?

Me: -running away from duck- I DONT HAVE BREAD

duck: I CAN SENSE YOU HAVE IT! -chasing me-

James:…..if you end up with something stupid I warned you

-in the end Henry did get his 6 tenders but got 6 dirty trucks. James laughed at him until he was just beating a dead horse (it means that the joke isn’t funny and you’re telling it for no reason)-

Spencer: y’all wanna sign up for my 25.99 daily program of how to be fast and s-

-NO!-

the admin(me) changing fandoms

Me: y’all I got news

Lopez: that you grew a couple inches?

Me:..you stfu and no

Quaritch: wait then what is it?

Me: I’m changing fandoms. Don’t worry though. I’ll still post about y’all

Z-dog: wait for what though

Thomas: WHATS UP FUCKERS

me: YOU CANT SAY THAT

Thomas: dang it

Ja: FOR A TALKING TRAIN

Thomas: yes

Me: we don’t question it. Plus I did make like a whole other account but relized that “hey who cares why your follower think they might like Thomas and friends to” so now I’m here

Fike: wait sooo we still get skits

Me: yes

Lyle: as long as we get skits I’m fine with that

Me: yeah and I’m still gonna bully Warren you can’t stop me

Warren: WAIT WHAT

Walker: HAHA

Me: but I have come so far…and I’m happy thank you guys.

Quaritch: you’re welcome

Z-dog: wait why do you like trains

Me:….We Dont question me.

(But yeah I am changing fandoms. Don’t worry I’ll still post about avatar and try and organize my tags. So you can still get to see my avatar skits and or whatever. But for now I’m gonna probably start focusing on Thomas and friends. Bye bye)

Warren: WHAT ABOUT MEEE

(STFU ILL STILL TORMENT YOU!)

The recoms: dealing with spider while quaritch is away

Mansk: ok kid time to wash up

Spider:……hell….no

Mansk: so you wanna go around smelling musty. Ha I think the think not. Shower now.

Spider: Make me

-a few minutes later-

Mansk: -washing spiders hair in the showers-

Spider:……why

Mansk: didnt i say stfu

Spider:…..

Mansk: thank you

-after Mansk got done washing spiders hair and spider got done taking a shower-

Lyle: ok it’s my turn now

Mansk: take him

Spider: WOOOOOOWWWWWWW

mansk: -walks away leaving spider with Lyle-

Lyle: ok so you wanna watch a movie with the rest of the recoms?

Spider:….sounds….interesting but ok

Lyle: ok come on -leads spider to the recoms bunks-

Z-dog: JA AND LOPEZ PLEASE STFU WITH ALL THAT SINGING

ja And lopez: -mourning the death of Fike,Walker,brown(He should have lived) , and the other recoms that died while singing terribly-

Z-dog: UGHHHHH -puts their head under the pillows-

Spider:….does this happen normally?

Lyle: it’s best to ignore it

-a few hours later after they got done watching a movie and put spider to sleep-

Quaritch: I’m back how did it go?

Mansk: good

Lyle: mhm! We took care of him boss

Z-dog: -asleep on one of the bunk beds-

Pranger: -also asleep-

Quaritch: y’all did good. Now get some rest. We have a busy day ahead of us

The recoms: scavenger hunt

Ft: my oc Rio

Rio: what is this for again?

Ja: don’t know But Team Building maybe?

Brown: that’s what Lyle said

Z-dog: yeah well Lyle can be a damn lie sometimes

Quaritch: y’all better be ready

All: Sir yes sir

Quaritch: good good. Today we will be playing a game called scavenger hunt where you have to find supplies around pandoras forest and camp out for 1 night. If your team succeeds in this you will be rewarded. If not then I’m giving you a homeschool ass woppin.

-they all nod-

Quaritch: ok now pick your groups WISELY.

-everyone picking their group’s of 3 to 4-

Rio: *does this mean I will have to sit out or does this mean that I’ll just have to do it on my own.*

Prager: you wanna be in our group rookie?

Rio: sure

Prager: ok we have another one

Mansk: good

Ja: nice

Quaritch: you got your groups. Good. NOW BEGIN -shoots his gun up in the air and they all run into Pandoras forest-

Prager: WAIT FOR ME YALL KNOW IM SLOW!

ja: WELL HURRY TF UP

-a few hours later-

Rio: -picking fruit with Mansk knowing which ones are edible and which ones are not due to their hand book-

Mansk: you think this is enough fruit?

Rio: yeah it’s only the four of us and if we cut them in half of into fourths then we should have enough

Mansk: ok let’s get back to the others

Prager: Ja wtf

Ja: -trying to blend in with the bushes- Shh I’m trying to scare the rookie

Prager: lord

Mansk: we’re back with some fruit

Ja: -jumps out of the bush infront of Rio- HAHA

Rio: WTF -punches ja in the nose-

Ja: OW MY NOSE

Rio: oh shit sorry

Ja: Ahhhhhh

Mansk: Didnt we Stop doing that due to the fact they would punch them?

Prager: yes yes we did

Au IDEA

Ok so! I was remind about people putting random fandoms in danganronpa. SO I THOUGHT ANOUT IT AND SAID “what if avatar the way of water was in danganronpa?” All I know that it’s either Jake or quaritch that gonna end up fucking dead first in 10 seconds. If a body has been discovered then it’s probably jakes or quaritchs.

But who would be the mastermind behind all this shit? This is now my new au idea.

(Gonna eat this like a 3 course meal.)

The recoms: Storage

Ft: my oc Rio

Walker: why are we on storage duty?

Brown: don’t know but this shit is old -looking through a box of old shit-

Rio: I found something

Brown: you found what?

Rio: my old camera! I recorded almost everything on here

Z-dog: I wanna see

Rio: batteries dead

Brown: why did you record with a camera that takes batteries?

Rio: cause my family couldn’t afford a brand new tablet.

Z-dog: well we can check it later let’s continue going through these boxes.

Brown: -going through one of the boxes- OMG I FOUND MY FIRST BASEBALL CAP

Z-dog: I found your loony toons swim trucks -starts snickering-

Brown: burn them.

Rio: wait no I’ll pay you 40 bucks to wear them

Brown:……for real?

Rio: mhm

Brown:…I’ll do it

- after they went through what they wanted to keep and other crap you do in storage . Brown put on the loony toon trucks-

Brown: THESE SHITS ARE TO TIGHT

Rio: well that’s why we made them bigger. -takes a picture-

Z-dog: now take them off before someone else sees

Brown: fine

Lyle: -walks in- are y’all done yet? ……wtf brown

Brown:….IT WAS RIOS IDEA

rio: FUCKING BITCH

-at the end of the day they all got in trouble for messing around.-

Warren: WHERE WERE YOU?

-dead-

AVATAR THE WAY OF WATER IS COMING OUT ON JUNE 7TH PEOPLE!

BE READY!

Baby recom headcanons

Prager is most likely to have warm milk to make them fall asleep more easily cause they can’t fall asleep most of the time.

Mansk is the one to be roped into stuff and is quite most of the time.

Lopez And Brown fight sometimes but at the end of the day their friendship still last. (Totally didn’t try and force a car out of Ja’s nose after he got it stuck)

Warren is attacked by the girls and ate his red crayon. When quaritch asked where the red crayon was and he said it didn’t taste like strawberries.

Z-dog and Walker be holding Fike hostage most of the time for tea parties and make overs.

Lyle is around quaritch most of the time and will hold on to his leg if he has to leave.

Zhang is trying to stay away from the group because of the chaos that goes on.

y’all help me

Ok so I have many drafts. Some ranging from including my oc to me having a draft about one of the recoms liking trains. And I need y’all to give me more ideas in the comments and wither or not I should continue the draft where one of the recoms likes trains.

So y’all give me ideas and test I’ll take requests in the meantime. I’m making rules for request so yeah.

(It’s 3:29 i need sleep)

The recoms with a chubby/thick reader

(The reader is human)

You had just joined the RDA as the new nurse/doctor in the Medbay

You had studied to become a avatar nurse/ doctor to help them heal and stuff like that

When the recoms first met you they thought of you as a pillow and a small,cute marshmallow

They would always fall asleep on you

IT DIDNT MATTER IF YOU ARE BUSY OR NOT THEY WILL FALL ASLEEP ON YOU

“Guys why?”

“Cause your soft and cute”

If you’re feeling bad about yourself. Lyle would be there to pump you up

“Why are you mad about being hot and cute?”

“I-“

“Exactly no reason to be mad.”’

Mansk will Cook you meals that will fill you up

If you’re trying to eat healthy he’ll understand he’ll just give you a snack after though to make sure you had enough.

Lopez would come to you and complain about their day while having their head barried in your chest

Quaritch would hug you from behind and put his head in your shoulder or hair. Depends

Ja would cuddle you to sleep if you have trouble sleeping.(he’s little spoon)

They all like cuddling you while watching a movie or something

Out of all the recoms they all have their own way of loving you and giving you love.

I might make a part 2 to this I don’t know yet also sorry for taking so long to post this

The request

More baby recoms and father quaritch

Broccoli

(I THINK IM DOWN TOO DEEP!)

“Brown eat your broccoli.” Quaritch said pushing the plate back to him. Brown pushed it back towards quaritch and crossed their arms.

“I don’t like it!” Brown said as he stuck his tongue out in disgust. Quaritch sighed. Out of all the other recoms that ate the broccoli, Brown had to be the most difficult out of them all.

“Come on bud just eat it like the rest of your friends” quaritch said to Brown. Brown looked at the rest of his friends away from the dinner table playing and causing chaos. Hell he thought he saw z-dog and Walker try and make Fike eat a crayon. But that didn’t happen because quaritch glares at them from across the room when they were about to make him do it.

“But it nasty.” Brown Said trying to at least reason with his recom parent. Quaritch took Browns fork and stuck a piece of broccoli on it. Lopez soon wandered his way to the table and sat next to Brown.

“Dad, Warren ate a Quarter.” Lopez Said.

“I’m sorry what…oh lord WARREN!” As soon as quaritch heard that from Lopez he went to go check up on the situation. This left Lopez enough time to put some cheese on Browns broccoli.

“Ew you can’t put cheese on broccoli.” Brown told Lopez.

“Oh shush! It makes it taste better. Now eat it!” Lopez said pushing the plate towards Brown. Brown looked at it and picked up a piece with his tiny hands. He ate the top of it and it didn’t taste plain to him anymore. He soon cleared off his whole plate before quaritch came back looking disappointed.

“Lopez you lied. Stop lying or else time out.”

“Yes dad.” Lopez said as he left the table and went to go play with the other tiny recoms. Quaritch looked at Browns plate and saw that he ate all his broccoli.

“Hm you ate all your broccoli. Ok you can go play.” Quaritch said as he took up the plate and fork from Brown. Brown left the table and went to go play with the other recoms. Lopez went over to him and whispered to him.

“Told you cheese makes everything better”

“You never said that.”

“Now I did”

recom squad with chubby, thicc y/n??

-eats the request cutely-

Yes I will do a recom squad with chubby/thick YN cause I’m also chubby myself and have no ass because because my friends say I have none. Also sorry for not getting to this request a couple days ago I was busy and didn’t have time to reply to this request. So yeah I’ll try and get it done in a couple of days just you wait.

can you write recoms x reader who has ptsd from s/a and r*pe?

Ok so I hope I’m not coming off as rude or anything towards you. It’s just that I don’t wanna trigger anyone with s/a And r*pe for those who have gone through it. (And if you have I am very sore to hear about that.) even though I was over the moon for this to be my first request I was also really confused on if I should do it or not. So no I will not be writing recoms x Reader with ptsd from s/a r*pe. I’m sure another writer would be more comfortable than I am to write it though.

More baby recoms with dad quaritch

Bad dreams

Quaritch was trying to sleep until he felt someone climb into his bunk. He looked down to see who it was and it was Lyle.

“Lyle why are you up?” He asked his small recom soldier. Lyle just crawled up to him.

“I had a bad dream.” He said as he pulled the covers over him and snuggled into quaritchs side. Quaritch sighed and patted his head softly. Even though Lyle was a toddler he still didn’t have no hair. Just as soon as quaritch was about to go back to bed he saw z-dig climbing into his bunk too.

“I also had a bad dream.” She said as also snuggled into quaritchs side. It wasn’t too long until the whole recom Team was his in bunk because they all had a bad dream. Hell Mansk just said he couldn’t sleep good and joined in the cuddle pile. Quaritch stared at the ceiling wondering about how this could all go wrong. He had ja and Warren on his chest and had the push two of the bunks together so the others could have room to sleep.

In the end they all managed to fall asleep peacefully without any nightmares.

(If only I was in the cuddle pile)

Baby recom Team with father quaritch

Okay imagine this…

The scientists at the RDA headquarters decided it would be a good idea to mix Pandoras many plants to make a serum that can turn any person into a toddler or even a baby.

They decided it would be a good idea to give it to the recoms but not quaritch because he was busy and wait for the results and….they all turned into little recom 2 year olds.

“Wtf happened to my team?”

“Ummm plant Mixtur?”

They said they’ll try and make a cure for it cause they don’t know how long the effects will last so quaritch ends up being a mama bird

Z-dog bites Lyle after he took her crayons

Warren ate almost all his damn crayons

Mansk moves away from them to color

Prager is asleep on one of bunk beds

Ja being held hostage by Lopez,brown and fike

Zhang is being Zhang

Quaritch is Running on 3 Hours of sleep but still takes care of his team no matter what (we love quaritch for that)

I’m gonna drown myself in this headcanon…..OH WELL

The recoms: The black squad

Rio: -crying in a corner-

Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-

Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild

Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH

brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK

Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared

-they all hear pounding at the door-

Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please

Ja: rude

Lopez: SHH

Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!

Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ

Rio: WAIT WHAT

Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS

Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-

Brown: -does the same-

Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.

Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking

Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok

Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-

Rio: bye!

Fike: ……..

Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here

Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons

Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?

Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER

Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO

Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough

-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-

Warren: when can I have my own episode

-I’m about to throw you-

Rio

I drew my oc Rio cause I was bored and I need some ideas of what to post. Probably gonna make an x Reader don’t know.

Also this is kind of my first time drawing an avatar oc so yeah