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Красота природы в объективе фотографа Kris Møklebust.
The beauty of nature through the lens of photographer Kris Møklebust.
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Mc if they meet sirius :
Hey, yo, you probably saw me on one of your posts. I was wondering if you could do the arcana twilight characters reacting to reader training Precious to destroy sisuris's balls l, I'm so sorry for this post, but I had to. You could skip if you want to. Also, sorry for misspelling sisuris name.
HAHAHAHAGHDJWEH- no worries my friend, there is absolutely no harm done on your part, I'm glad you enjoy that crack shit post and I hope you enjoy reading this one as much as I enjoyed writing it.
character(s) : spica, alpheratz, arcturus, pollux, vega
warning(s) : someone's balls being obliterated, a feral ferret and a vengeful summoner that just wants to see blood.
Spica
Speechless and just straight up lost, man is just looking at us for a good minute before continuing to walk down the aisle like nothing happened.
for reference his face looked like this :
He says nothing, he's just confused and tells himself that he needs coffee thinking he's hallucinating due to all the work he has to do.
don't even bother explaining, Spica will pass out and Precious is going to take that opportunity to destroy.
"Wrong target Precious I'm not letting you hurt rapunzel."
"AHDJEREJHR !"
Alpheratz
Hype man right here, he's literally helping you coach that killing machine to end Sirius.
Precious actually stops trying to rip his wig off and is now accepting him as a friend, sort of.
I love this trio ! A batshit crazy animal, their batshit insane owner and the owner's boyfriend who hates the same person they hate.
Once precious is released into the city to found that sexy gun man, it's over for him.
It crawls it's way through the streets, hissing at anything in it's way until it finds the legs of the enemy..and CRUNCH GOES THE BALLS OF THE ASSHOLE-
*screams in agony*
Arcturus
[Name] I don't think you have to- "HAJSKFBEFUEKR-"
Precious held on to his leg for a week, it didn't wanna let go for even a minute. Had to constantly keep this ginger man in a hospital because the moment he got out he would bleed extensively.
Once it got off of him, you just continued to train your unhinged creature.
Precious is really going balls out for the game I'll tell ya that, we're not just speaking about the nutcracker here we're talking about the sacrifice of future generations as well.
This poor dude is just standing on the sidelines like : you don't have to do this but I still support you because that's really all I can do...
Pollux
Oh he means business.
We got another coach right here- bro is going to ANNIHILATE sirius and whatever is left.
Although he keeps wincing whenever it actually happens, I mean they're both guys he knows just how painful it can get.
It's really terrifying to be honest just witnessing something that violent.
I mean who would expect this :
to act like THIS :
That's pollux trying to hold it, Precious is completely calm and rational with it's beloved owner.
Vega
._.
wut ?
like Spica, he will stand there, but not like Spica, he will remain standing there for a very long time.
Even Precious stops bitting the plastic toy that now looks like it's been shredded, even you stop encouraging your cute psychopath of a beast.
why are you giving it more attention ? HIIIIIISSSSSSSS-
He doesn't give a shit, we all know just how much of a simp he gets when it comes to you.
I love how I skipped the part where Precious tried to lunge at him and remove his eyeballs from his eye sockets.
You luckily managed to avoid that, but now you got an animal and a touch-starved white boy clinging onto you for dear life.
Vega I need to proceed with my ferret's training so could you please ? no. ...You're lucky you're just as adorable as my electric saw. BFUKETGEHTK$#$ PRECIOUS STOP SWEARING-
Have a good day I hope you liked it.
My lucky day! Also Sirius looks like he's about to lose it..
