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Stan x Reader Headcanons protective/wants you safe (SFW)
(tw: mentions weapons)
installed a security latch on the door at your place and put wooden dowels in the window tracks
insisted on teaching you how to shoot a rifle and throw a solid punch
checks your car's fluids regularly so you won't break down (even though you told him that you check them yourself)
Had Ford build you a little tazer to carry on walks/hikes (Dipper asked when he's getting his)
gave you his old brass knuckles from when his hands were smaller ("You don't have to use 'em, just flash 'em if someone bothers you")
taught you how to hide objects in your clothes close your body so that they don't show at all (works great for sneaking snacks into the movies)
taught you all the things you legally do/don't have to say if you get pulled over
Hey um—would you all like a reverse falls fic where the reader is Stan's bitter ex and who's also the author of the journals....?
Willford is canon in the fic—or would you all like to have Ford as a mutual pinning thing with the reader going on?
OR—NO READER, just these ships: Willford, Fiddleauthor, Fiddlestan?????
(I'm rotting in my room rn thinking about it.)
Stanley Pines x reader headcanons (requested)
💕 fluff
raunchy jokes and remarks all the time
will dial it back in earshot of the kids, same with pda
"toots", "sweetcheeks", "hot stuff", "sugar", "dollface" - all nicknames he'd call you
veeery touchy, very much into pda
will have an arm slung around your shoulder or hand around your waist at all times
uses every chance he gets to use his cheesy pickup lines on you, even especially after you two are together
likes the way you playfully roll your eyes and scoff at them, knows you secretly like them
thinks he doesn't deserve you, and that you deserve wayyy better than him
has a hard time talking about his feelings, but is actively working on it
likes your ass a lot. putting his hand on it, lightly smacking it, just looking at it
seeing you in tight jeans just does something to him
-------------------------------------------------- thank you for reading <3 reblogs are appreciated
a/n: i'm so sorry if this sucks 😖 i am more of a ford girly myself, but i wanted to try for anon
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Stan Pines x Reader
disco_date.discard('robbie'): ❤️💗(AO3 Link) (tumblr post coming soon)
Swooning Over Stans: What if Robbie hadn't interrupted your final date?
Green Is Definitely Your Color ❤️💗(AO3 Link) (tumblr post coming soon)
In which body paint and Stan's mouth save the Halloween (but ruin a perfectly good costume).
Keep It Cool ❤️A broken A/C and some Stan belly appreciation [Read on AO3]
Fall Into Me, And Then... 💗 [Read on AO3]
Childhood Best Friends to Lovers with a clueless Teen!Stan
Summer Lovin’ ❤️ Some summer fun with Teen!Stan and friends
Wait ♦️ Teasing Young!Stan during his tour at the Murder Hut
Patience ❤️ [Part 2 of Wait] Your actions on the tour have consequences
Soft Cotton ❤️💗 An intimate moment; playing with Stan's white t-shirt
Found In a moment when you're down and crying, a stranger comforts you.
Friandise 💗 [Read on AO3]
Stan gives you more to feast on than just Stancakes in bed
Orange, Pink Stan helps you celebrate your birthday in style
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The Derby Blues 💗- You accompany "Stan" to the Kentucky Derby
Rasberries for Breakfast - Stan blows raspberries on your tummy
It Hits the Fan - Stan's past catches up to the both of you
Apartment Hunt - A mini heist with Stan in a stranger's apartment
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Dip & Tow 💗- You join Stan in his bed one night on the Stan O' War II
“Are You Still Awake?” - Stan has trouble sleeping; you comfort him
The Usual ❤️- An intimate, stolen moment in The Shack's gift shop
Lucky? - Stan's thoughts about you, wearing his jacket while out on a date
A Bar by the Bay - Sharing shots with a handsome older sailor
Happy - For the first time in maybe ever... you're happy
Stan x OC
"Red" ❤️- Post-Swooning Over Stans, Bri meets back up with Stan [Read on AO3]
Ford Pines x Reader
Galaxy Ford - Ford helps you study for an exam [Read on AO3]
“You Can’t Keep Doing This” 💗 - A stolen moment in Ford's lab (and lap)
“My Hand’s Getting Awful Lonely...” - Ford works out a pickup line
A Casual Chat ❤️- A video call with Modern!College!Ford gets a bit out of hand
Musings
Stan vs Ford: Bringing You Gifts/Treasures
Stan vs Ford: Foreplay ❤️
Stan vs Ford: Falling Asleep
Stan as a cop (he'd never be a fucking cop lol)
Stan x Reader x Ford - You have a date night in and fall asleep on the couch
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