Stop With The Tropes Who No One Even Recognizes And Passes Through Their Brain Like Insubstantial Water - Tumblr Posts

like what happened to 2017 and 5th graders were throwing around book recs in the class shouting "a boy with his poor family move into a chocolate castle and a girl blows up into bubblegum" like spoiler-free and minimalistic and very accurate? no. does it make me want to read it? 1000000/10

"books where the guy falls first" "enemies to lovers slowburn books" what the fuck is the book even about. why should i read it.