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Sniff the feet of STRAIGHT MEN this Pride month...don't be ashamed, so many others have embraced their true nature...and soon you'll join them. Look at his socks...their so dirty and gross from his superior manly sweat. Give it a good, deep sniff...yes, that's it...sniff it good.
Man you're so pathetic, now comes the fun part...do you feel it? You're being absorbed directly into his socks...nothing can stop it and it can't be reversed. You're almost gone now...your body, mind and soul becoming incorporated into the sweat infused fabric...this is how it should be...and now you're trapped forever.
Such a stipud fag you are, can't believe you actually got absorbed by a Straight Man's sweaty gym socks...fucking loser.
(I respect Pride Month and understand it's importance for us in the LGBTQIA++ Community...this is just a bit of horny fun. Hope you all enjoy it and it doesn't offend you too much)
"why shouldn't we have straight pride?"
for the same reason we don't have homeless shelters for rich people. because you don't need it. you don't need it because you've never been oppressed because of your straightness. be happy about that.
the whole point of pride is a celebration of what queer people have overcome (oppression). being alive as a queer person is seen as a miracle because hate crimes are so normal nowadays.
straight people do not get hate crimed for being straight.
Sniff the feet of STRAIGHT MEN this Pride month...don't be ashamed, so many others have embraced their true nature...and soon you'll join them. Look at his socks...their so dirty and gross from his superior manly sweat. Give it a good, deep sniff...yes, that's it...sniff it good.
Man you're so pathetic, now comes the fun part...do you feel it? You're being absorbed directly into his socks...nothing can stop it and it can't be reversed. You're almost gone now...your body, mind and soul becoming incorporated into the sweat infused fabric...this is how it should be...and now you're trapped forever.
Such a stipud fag you are, can't believe you actually got absorbed by a Straight Man's sweaty gym socks...fucking loser.
(I respect Pride Month and understand it's importance for us in the LGBTQIA++ Community...this is just a bit of horny fun. Hope you all enjoy it and it doesn't offend you too much)