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Feminine lesbian problem

I feel bad for one of my best friends. She is a feminine lesbian and boys. Including my ex boyfriend keeps sliding into her dms, and buying her snacks. She keeps telling him that she is a lesbian. And every time he says the same thing. "I know, but are you sure?" She always says "Yes". But still keeps trying.

So for any of you feminine lesbians are going through the same thing. Just know that no matter what, you are valid.

FUCK @staff actually for thinking that. why the fuck would 3/4ths the website conform to normativity? we literally joke frequently about not being normal about shit. they have lost us, they have lost us and they will continue to lose us as long as they try to appeal to advertisers. which seems to include assumptive accidental homophobia. fuck you @staff. i'm relatively new and i fuckin hate you. fuck you.

With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

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My favourite MC ships in different Hoyo games

Artist's: @Stars4993 ( Twitter), @bubble_sen ( Twitter), @ttkaki1 ( Twitter)

Nothing special. Just cute pairing

Artist: @Rchellaa ( Twitter)

@_buta99 ( Twitter)

Provocative Meme Challenge: Certain Twitter Users React to Caesar's ZZZ Clip

ATTENTION. This post is just an experiment, which does not have the purpose of offending anyone (except snowflakes from you know what site). Its purpose is to test your sensitivity and adequacy

This cracks me up LMFAO

Things I've heard my (cis/het) brother say while he's been in college for the last year:

-(Heard over the phone) “I don’t care WHAT is in your pants or what you identify as, GET THE FUCKING PISS OFF THE TOILET SEAT” - “I don’t get why some men like to call themselves straight and then say they’d never date a Trans woman because honestly if you’re willing to exclude an entire subsection of women based on something so stupid you’re probably not worth their time anyways” -“I don’t know why some guys worry about gay men in the locker rooms because if I was a gay guy, even I wouldn’t date me. I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days.“ -(Over spring break) “How the fuck do you make Kraft mac&cheese” -“What do you mean it’s written on the box– WAIT SHIT IT IS” -“I hit on a lesbian two weeks ago in the SU without knowing it and I still feel bad about it” -“I honestly think I’d prefer living with a (Trans) person at this point because if they’re even as half as cool as you then it’s got to be better than living with two 19 year old boys who have fucking competitions of who can piss farther on the ceiling” -“For some reason even in college guys don’t seem to get that the only reason I get so many girls’ numbers is because I treat them like I would treat anyone else” -“No seriously they think you have to act uninterested or like a dick for some reason” -“No I don’t know why they think hitting on a lesbian is anything but a lot of secondhand embarrassment for the rest of us” -“My roommate came into the room looking really dejected and when I asked why he said that he spent hours talking to this girl just to find out that she had a boyfriend the whole time and didn’t say anything” (And after me asking why it mattered) “I dunno, apparently he doesn’t understand the concept of friends” -(After me saying I don’t get heterosexuals sometimes) “Even I don’t understand straight guys little dude, and I am one”

I’m pan

So like I’m a pan 14 y/o and recently I thought about how I would date a person and I came to the conclusion that the perfect person for me is a gender fluid person bc they can be a girl, they can be a boy, that can be both and they can be neither which mean that I can multiple gender but love the one person, but to be honest I would date almost anyone that would have me.

"why shouldn't we have straight pride?"

for the same reason we don't have homeless shelters for rich people. because you don't need it. you don't need it because you've never been oppressed because of your straightness. be happy about that.

the whole point of pride is a celebration of what queer people have overcome (oppression). being alive as a queer person is seen as a miracle because hate crimes are so normal nowadays.

straight people do not get hate crimed for being straight.

Brad was about to take a selfie when he realized he was on lunch. Oh gosh. Was it WORK or WERK? Brad didn’t know.

Until Chris’ lecture about heterosexuals, he didn’t even think WORK was a real word. It still looked funny. Not funny ha ha either. More like an EWWWW! Yeah. That kinda funny.

Apparently, it’s written in lowercase letters as well. Double EWWWW!!! He def wasn’t there yet, but Brad knew one day with tons of effort by other people it may just be possible. Social efficiency was still underground. The trees were smart to live there so he did too.

Brad then looked at the selfie and the clock. 1:30pm on the dot. He typed “WEEERRQQ!!!!!” & hit send. Suddenly, he was feeling statuesque.

Boxed lunch.

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!

I just wanted to say happy pride month to everyone out there! 

Homophobes!! this is your time to accept people as who they are and not judge them or say bad stuff about them!!

Those 70 countries where being gay is illegal!!! This is your time to recognize LGBTQ2A+ people as people!! Let’s change those laws to accept everyone!!!

Closeted gays/bisexuals/lesbians/nongender people/anyone in the community!!! You are never and will never be pressured to come out!! You can come out whenever you want!! This is a month for you to accept yourself!! You do not need validation from others to fully accept yourself & be proud!!!

Anyone else!!! Let’s support these people!!! They deserve the world!!! Wear rainbow!!! Speak out against homophobia!! If your boss or an acquaintance says something bad about the community, point it out!!! Your voice is so important!!!

It's always been me tiptoeing to kiss you and not you bend down to kiss me.

Straight couples be like "We are pregnant".

OK now who's the father?

WOOHOO 🎉 THANK YOUUUU

shoutout to straight trans people

shoutout to straight gay people

shoutout to straight mspec people

shoutout to straight asexual people

shoutout to straight intersex people

shoutout to straight aromantic people

shoutout to straight non-binary people

straight is not the opposite of queer and im tired of people pretending like it is

I can only say that the orientations of these characters are related to my au, and I still don't know what to draw. Therefore, I will publish something very rarely, but I allow you to write me questions, and I will answer them. Also I wish everyone good luck ^ ^

I have compiled a table of relations on the choice of roulette. This is not my favorite ship "T-T

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Can demigenders be straight or not? For example, a demigirl who only likes boys would use the label heterosexual(because she is a girl) or gay(because she is nonbinary)? Or does it make no difference?

I rlly wanna know 😭